Tony Slattery

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

51 minutes ago, Wee Jum said:

 

I would never of recognised him.  In the 90's he looked like he could drop dead any day.  Now he looks very healty

True BUT......

When he was a fat fuck, his heart had to work doubly hard to get the blood around his blubber.

In effect, the heart has double the mileage it should have.

It is now a question of just how many miles left it has on the clock.

[Spade_Cooley 9,630]

1 hour ago, msc said:

 

Last summer

 

 

Thought that was Jimmy Greaves at first.

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

44 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

True BUT......

When he was a fat fuck, his heart had to work doubly hard to get the blood around his blubber.

In effect, the heart has double the mileage it should have.

It is now a question of just how many miles left it has on the clock.

Oh you’re a barrel of laughs for us fat fucks aren’t you 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

56 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Oh you’re a barrel of laughs for us fat fucks aren’t you 

I'm no lithe specimen any more either!

[Imelda 626]

On 22/05/2020 at 13:38, Spade_Cooley said:

Anyone prepared to watch the documentary on him that was on last night to provide a form check?

 

Watched it last night.

 

His voice has completely changed (he sounds almost Oxfordshire farmer), he looks 70 and stutters a fair bit. He also has quite the thousand yard stare at times.

 

Still necking the booze but the programme made out at the end that he's successfully reducing his consumption. A few years ago he went cold turkey and had a withdrawal seizure, which may go some way to explaining the sentence above. It's desperately sad.

 

His very long-term partner has the pateince of a saint, can't be easy to live with.

 

I'm guessing all the money TS made in the late 80's and early 90's disappeared up his bugle, as they live in what looks like a fairly small rented house. You'd assume he'd have had 7 figures coming in back then, he was never off the telly.

 

It's worth a watch.

[Exu 250]

I watched it too. He was nauseating back in the day. He was bloody everywhere and more often when you turned your telly on there he was.

The horizon programme showed a very humble side to the man and full respect to him for opening up so much.

I did think whilst watching that his alleged big Mate Stephen fry wasnt on the scene maybe as much as he should be, but perhaps that is journalistic licence.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

2 hours ago, Exu said:

I watched it too. He was nauseating back in the day. He was bloody everywhere and more often when you turned your telly on there he was.

The horizon programme showed a very humble side to the man and full respect to him for opening up so much.

I did think whilst watching that his alleged big Mate Stephen fry wasnt on the scene maybe as much as he should be, but perhaps that is journalistic licence.

 

 

Aye, had a look at a few minutes - Slattery is in terrible shape 

 

For all the talk of recovery, there's a fair tonnage of damage that can't be undone. It had that air of doom feeling I got watching the documentary on Brian Connolly - singer with The Sweet - "Don't Leave me this Way" many years ago. 

[msc 18,536]

Is writing a tell all memoir about his drug and health problems, apparently.  Future form spotting guide of sorts, then.

 

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He said he decided to write the book during lockdown because 'if people from Love Island can do it [have a book out], then so can I.'

 

I see he's set his expectations high there...

[soapywater 17]

I saw Slattery in Panto about 10 years ago! Obviously with his lifestyle it’s unsurprising to see his name cropping up here 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

1 hour ago, soapywater said:

I saw Slattery in Panto about 10 years ago! Obviously with his lifestyle it’s unsurprising to see his name cropping up here 

I am waiting for somebody to reply 'Oh no you didn't!'

I am fucked if I am going to.

[Spade_Cooley 9,630]

Can't believe Sessions went before him.

[Ulitzer95 12,845]

Also can't believe his QI colleague Stephen Fry, who has been the size of a house most his life, outlived him.

Then again, look at Brian Blessed.

[msc 18,536]

10 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

Also can't believe his QI colleague Stephen Fry, who has been the size of a house most his life, outlived him.

Then again, look at Brian Blessed.

 

Fry's lost a lot of weight in the last few years or so, exercise/diet kick - last I heard he actually weighed less than me nowadays.

[Deathrace 1,176]

4 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said:

Also can't believe his QI colleague Stephen Fry, who has been the size of a house most his life, outlived him.

Then again, look at Brian Blessed.

Look at Edward Heath and Cyril Smith. Both enormous but lived well into their 80s 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

29 minutes ago, Deathrace said:

Look at Edward Heath and Cyril Smith. Both enormous but lived well into their 80s 

They had healthy young sperm to keep them going.

[Ulitzer95 12,845]

59 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

They had healthy young sperm to keep them going.

To be honest... Cyril Smith is fair game. I don't think anyone is disputing that.

The Edward Heath stuff was fabricated by that fantasist Carl Beech.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

9 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

To be honest... Cyril Smith is fair game. I don't think anyone is disputing that.

The Edward Heath stuff was fabricated by that fantasist Carl Beech.

Well, yes, I know.

Mind you, Icke has accused Heath of being an Alien lizard.

[Ulitzer95 12,845]

4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Well, yes, I know.

Mind you, Icke has accused Heath of being an Alien lizard.

True.

Is there a list somewhere of all the people Icke has said are reptilian humanoids?

Could be a good shout for a new topic on here. 

[Toast 16,232]

10 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

True.
Is there a list somewhere of all the people Icke has said are reptilian humanoids?
Could be a good shout for a new topic on here. 

 

Or a theme team.