The Deathlist Poker Tournament 2019

[Death Impends 8,004]

4 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

If Randy Romero fails to obit, let this be a salutary lesson to players not to pick people with first names that end with a "Y" and second names that end with an "O".

 

Remember Lindy Remigino?

 

If he does obit, there will be no pattern and no lesson learned. But I like the idea of it!

 

To think I just added Stanley Ho to my 20/20...

[Skinny kiltrunner 553]

4 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

If Randy Romero fails to obit, let this be a salutary lesson to players not to pick people with first names that end with a "Y" and second names that end with an "O".

 

Remember Lindy Remigino?

 

If he does obit, there will be no pattern and no lesson learned. But I like the idea of it!

Funny.  I was thinking about Lindy R today and how it would be similar if Randy R failed to QO as well.  Didn't think of the letter correlation though.  That's higher level of thinking for you. 

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Deaths So Far:

 

Christopher Booker - 3 July

Jared Lorenzen - 3 July

John McCririck - 5 July

Sutopo Purwo Nugroho - 7 July

Michael Sleggs - 9 July

Freddie Jones - 9 July

Denise Nickerson - 10 July

Hussain Muhammad Ershad - 14 July

Johnny Clegg - 16 July

John Paul Stevens - 16 July

Andrea Camilleri - 17 July

David Hedison - 18 July

Beji Caid Essebsi - 25 July

Kevin Roster - 26 July - No Obit

Mad Marty Wilson - 26 July

Harley Race - 1 August

Brian Lochore - 3 August

Alf Smith - 4 August

Cecilia Caballero Blanco - 13 August - No Obit

Kathleen Blanco - 18 August

Fred Rister - 20 August

Tim Fischer - 22 August

Randy Romero - 28 August - No Obit

Jim Leavelle - 29 August

Valerie Harper - 30 August

Derrick King - 1 September

Roger Etchegaray - 4 September - No Obit

Robert Mugabe - 6 September

Chris Duncan - 6 September

Chng Seok Tin - 6 September - No Obit

Suzanne Whang - 17 September

Fernando Ricksen - 18 September

Tony Mills - 18 September - No Obit

Jacques Chirac - 26 September

Jose Jose - 28 September

Leah Bracknell - 29 SSeptember

Bat McGrath - 1 October - No Obit

Diahann Carroll - 4 October

Ginger Baker - 6 October

Dorothy "Gwen" Payne - 15 October - No Obit

Bill Macy - 17 October

Marieke Vervoort - 22 October

Gustav Gerneth - 22 October - No Obit

 

gcreptile: 1243 Points (Booker; Nugroho; J. Clegg; Essebsi; Wilson; K Blanco D King; Ricksen; Vervoort) (Sub: Lochore [8 Hearts])

 

Cards Played:  

 

Captain Chorizo: 1230 Points (Lorenzen; McCririck; Nugroho; J. Clegg; Camilleri; A. Smith; K Blanco; D King; Ricksen; Whang; Bracknell)

 

Cards Played:

 

Death Impends: 1085 Points (Nugroho; Sleggs; J. Clegg; Camilleri; Essebsi; K Blanco; Ricksen; Whang; Bracknell)

 

Cards Played:

 

Joey Russ: 1077 Points (Booker; Nugroho; Sleggs; J. Clegg; Essebsi; K Blanco; Duncan; Ricksen; Whang; Bracknell) (Sub: Chirac [2 Spades])

 

Cards Played:  

 

Clorox Bleachman: 1030 Points (Nugroho; Sleggs; J. Clegg; Camilleri; Essebsi; K Blanco; Ricksen; Whang; Jose)

 

Cards Played:

 

Grim Up North: 985 Points (McCririck; Nugroho; Sleggs; J. Clegg; K Blanco; Rister; Duncan; Ricksen; Bracknell)

 

Cards Played:

 

Banana: 869 Points (Booker; J. Clegg; Camilleri; K Blanco; Fischer; D King; Ricksen; Jose) (Sub: Essebsi [6 Diamonds]; Mugabe [A Hearts]; Bracknell [A Spades])

 

Cards Played:  

 

Sir Creep: 800 Points (Lorenzen; Sleggs; Camilleri; K Blanco; D King; Mugabe; Ricksen) (Sub: J. Clegg [A Diamonds]; Duncan [J Spades])

 

Cards Played:

 

The Old Crem: 710 Points (McCririck; Sleggs; Ershad; J. Clegg; K Blanco; Ricksen; Bracknell)

 

Cards Played:

 

msc: 655 Points (Booker; Sleggs; F. Jones; J. Clegg; Whang; Bracknell)

 

Cards Played:

 

Fixed Business: 629 Points (J. Clegg; Stevens; K Blanco; Leavelle; Ricksen; Bracknell) (Sub: Harper [9 Spades]}

 

Cards Played:  

 

RadGuy: 618 Points (Nugroho; J. Clegg; K Blanco; Ricksen; Whang; Bracknell) (Sub: Macy [8 Diamonds])

 

Cards Played:

 

Skinny Kiltrunner: 610 Points (Sleggs; Essebsi; K Blanco; Duncan; Ricksen; Whang)

 

Cards Played:

 

Torva Messor: 505 Points (McCririck; J. Clegg; K Blanco; Mugabe Ricksen)

 

Cards Played:

 

Sean: 500 Points (McCririck; Nickerson; J. Clegg; K Blanco: Ricksen)

 

Cards Played:

 

theoldlady: 500 Points (McCririck; J. Clegg; Mugabe; Ricksen; Jose)

 

Cards Played:

 

YoungWillz: 473 Points (Booker; Sleggs; K Blanco; Ricksen) (Sub: Hedison [K Hearts])

 

Cards Played:

 

Toast: 424 Points (McCririck; Sleggs; J. Clegg; Ricksen) (Sub: Chirac [9 Diamonds])

 

Cards Played:

 

Jiroemon Kimura: 408 Points (Race; K Blanco; Ricksen; Bracknell) (Sub: Fischer [3 Hearts])

 

Cards Played:

 

Death By Arsenic: 406 Points (Race; K Blanco; Ricksen; Bracknell) (Sub: G Baker [6 Diamonds])

 

Cards Played:

 

Great Uncle Bulgaria: 320 Points (J. Clegg; K Blanco; Harper)

 

Cards Played:

 

Yorkshire Banker: 314 Points (K Blanco; Mugabe; Ricksen) (Sub: Race [Q Spades]; G Baker [2 Diamonds])

 

Cards Played:

 

Gooseberry Crumble: 205 Points (Ricksen; Carroll)

 

Cards Played:

 

Bibliogryphon:100 Points (Mugabe)

 

Cards Played:

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Fixed Business was the only player to see Jim Leavelle cuffed out the park. Moves up a few places.

 

No bonuses, leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Carlton the Casino Doorman just buzzed Valerie Harper's death through to the Poker Room.

 

Great Uncle Bulgaria hits and shuffles up a few places.

 

Fixed Business had her as a sub and draws 9 Spades for 9 Points added.

 

No bonuses, leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Bridgend Ravens Chairman Derrick King has joined the Male Welsh Voice Choir Invisibule.

 

gcreptile, Banana, Sir Creep and Captain Chorizo all hit.

 

Incredibly, no bonuses. Leaderboard updated.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

My team comes down to the duo combo of Gavin Robertson and Kane Tanaka, a VERY possible get.   

Would give me four 8s.  All your straights in the world would mean nowt.  My only path to victory, I await. 

 

[YoungWillz 21,067]

The drinks are coming round from the bar. I've decided to dust off and use the Bobby Mugs to serve them in, now Mugabe is dead.

 

A warm welcome to the tables and the leaderboard for Bibliogryphon. When Gooseberry Crumble will join the party, who knows? Now the sole player without a hit.

 

Anyway, a few players had the old Zimbabwean which means things tighten up at the bottom and the top of the leaderboard.

 

Bonus: Sir Creep hits A Clubs: 5 Additional Points.

 

Banana had Mugabe as a sub and gets lucky with the A Hearts - 14 Points added to the total there.

 

Leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Chris Duncan has struck out - a Cardinal error.

 

Grim Up North, Joey Russ and Skinny Kiltrunner all home run though.

 

Bonus: GUN hits a pair of Qs - 10 Additional Points.

 

Sir Creep had Duncan as a sub and draws J Spades - 11 Points added.

 

Leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Almost everyone was drinking Advocaat when they picked Ricksen, who has been taken off the field of play permanently. (Nobody had him as a sub!)

 

Turning to those bonuses:

 

YoungWillz hits a pair of 6s - 10 Additional Points

Torva Messor hits A Hearts - 5 Additional Points

Toast hits A Diamonds - 5 Additional Points

The Old Crem hits a pair of 2s - 10 Additional Points

Skinny Kiltrunner hits a pair of Js - 10 Additional Points

Sir Creep hits a straight 7, 8, 9, 10, J - with 8 Hearts - 30 Additional Points; with 8 Diamonds - 30 Additional Points. Total: 60 Additional Points.

 

With Sir Creep's bonuses, he slips up the wing into near contention, but with the top players all picking Fernando, little other change at the top.

 

Leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Oh and a special mention to @Gooseberry Crumble who has his first hit and is welcomed to the leaderboard!

 

Everyone is playing at last!

[Gooseberry Crumble 5,347]

4 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Oh and a special mention to @Gooseberry Crumble who has his first hit and is welcomed to the leaderboard!

 

Everyone is playing at last!

Many thanks!! I am now officially a contender 

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Suzanne Whang has found her perfect eternal home. 7 teams had her. Chorizo breaks the 1000 point barrier.

 

However, the bonuses have had a significant effect on the standings.

 

Bonuses:

 

Death Impends: Hits the 5 Spades. So Pair of 5s (with Clubs) - 10 Points. Pair of 5s (with Diamonds) - 10 Points. Two Pair (5s [Spades and Clubs] and 7s) - 15 Points. Two Pair (5s [Spades and Diamonds] and 7s) - 15 Points. Three of a Kind (5s) - 20 Points. Full House (5s and 7s) - 80 Points. Total - 150 Additional Points.

 

Clorox Bleachman: Hits 3 Diamonds. So Straight (2, 3, 4, 5, 6) - 30 Points. Straight (3, ,4, 5, 6, 7) - 30 Points. Total - 60 Additional Points.

 

Captain Chorizo - Hits 6 Hearts. Straight (6, 7, 8, 9, 10) - 30 Points.

 

Leaderboard updated, with Chorizo maintaining his lead, Death Impends moves into second and Joey Russ stands on the third place podium.

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Jacques Chirac

Is not coming back.

 

Two players only had him and only as a sub.

 

Toast draws 9 Diamonds for 9 Points added.

 

Joey Russ draws 2 Spades for 2 Points added.

 

Leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,067]

The guy who released Amor Amor is No More No More.  Double Jose a hit for the old lady, Clorox Bleachman and Banana.

 

Bonuses:

 

Clorox hits 5 Diamonds: Pair of 5s - 10 Points. Straight (2,3,4,5,6) - 30 Points. Straight (3,4,5,6,7) - 30 Points. Total - 70 Additional Points.

 

Banana hits J Spades: Pair of Js  -10 Points. Two Pair (Js and 3s) - 15 Points. Total - 25 Additional Points.

 

Clorox moves into second place. Leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Diahann didn't make it to Christmas Carroll (see what I did there) is a unique for Gooseberry Crumble, lifted from the bottom of the pack.

 

Also hits A Clubs - 5 Additional Points.

 

Leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Just like The Master, the sound of drums was too much for Ginger Baker. Two players had him as a sub.

 

Yorkshire Banker draws 2 Diamonds - 2 Points added.

 

Death By Arsenic draws 6 Diamonds - 6 Points added.

 

Leaderboard updated.

 

 

[msc 18,480]

32 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Just like The Master, the sound of drums

 

 

[YoungWillz 21,067]

It's the lesbian kiss of death for Leah Bracknell. 10 Players had her as principal hits.

 

Bonuses:

 

msc: A Spades - 5 Additional Points.

Fixed Business - A Clubs - 5 Points; Pair of As - 10 Points - Total: 15 Additional Points

RadGuy - 8 Clubs - Pair of 8s - 10 Additional Points

Grim Up North - 9 Hearts - Pair of 9s - 10 Points; Two Pair (Qs and 9s) - 15 Points - Total: 25 Additional Points

Joey Russ - 7 Diamonds - Straight (4,5,6,7,8 with 8 Clubs) - 30 Points; Straight (4,5,6,7,8 with 8 Diamonds) - 30 Points - Total: 60 Additional Points

Captain Chorizo - 7 Clubs - Pair of 7s - 10 Points; Straight (6,7,8,9,10) - 30 Points - Total: 40 Additional Points.

 

Also Banana had Bracknell as a sub and draws the A Spades for 14 Points added.

 

Leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,067]

RadGuy had Bill Macy as a sub and draws 8 Diamonds for 8 Points added.

 

Leaderboard updated.

[YoungWillz 21,067]

gcreptile has a unique with naughty Marieke (will anyone get this reference?). Gustav Gerneth has not yet obtained a QO so we'll keep a look out.

 

Bonuses: gcreptile hits 7 Clubs so:

 

Pair 7s (with Spades) - 10 Points

Pair 7s (with Hearts) - 10 Points

Two Pair 7s (with Spades) and 9s - 15 Points

Two Pair 7s (with Hearts) and 9s - 15 Points

Two Pair 7s (with Spades) and Js - 15 Points

Two Pair 7s (with Hearts) and Js 15 Points

Three of a Kind (7s) - 20 Points

Full House (7s over 9s) - 80 Points

Full House (7s over Js) - 80 Points

 

That gives a massive bonus (largest ever I believe) of 260 Additional Points.

 

Accordingly, that means gcreptile takes the lead for the moment.

 

Leaderboard updated.

[Toast 16,155]

 

From this

[YoungWillz 21,067]

1 hour ago, Toast said:

 

From this

Phew, thanks Toast!

[gcreptile 10,979]

10 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

gcreptile has a unique with naughty Marieke (will anyone get this reference?). Gustav Gerneth has not yet obtained a QO so we'll keep a look out.

 

Bonuses: gcreptile hits 7 Clubs so:

 

Pair 7s (with Spades) - 10 Points

Pair 7s (with Hearts) - 10 Points

Two Pair 7s (with Spades) and 9s - 15 Points

Two Pair 7s (with Hearts) and 9s - 15 Points

Two Pair 7s (with Spades) and Js - 15 Points

Two Pair 7s (with Hearts) and Js 15 Points

Three of a Kind (7s) - 20 Points

Full House (7s over 9s) - 80 Points

Full House (7s over Js) - 80 Points

 

That gives a massive bonus (largest ever I believe) of 260 Additional Points.

 

Accordingly, that means gcreptile takes the lead for the moment.

 

Leaderboard updated.

What a welcome surprise!

Especially after that Tony Mills non-obit.

[Grim Up North 3,727]

Wow! Who would have thought drawing an innocuous card like 7 of clubs could be so beneficial.