maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 21, 2019 It's fast, it's furious it's f***in' good fun. Teams of 20 topplers posted on this thread or PM'd to MPFC will be collected into a masterlist to provide a carnival of carnage, the counting of which goes live in the first second of 2020. Points aplenty pour into the scoreboard until someone snags the stupendous total of 2020, at which point the event that used to be the fastest deadpool in common useage (until MPFC started something faster!) slams on the brakes and the lucky winner is duly given metaphorical back-slaps and allowed to claim a prize worth about a tenner (though tradition thus far dictates this turns into a charitable donation)*. Closing date for entries is midnight on 30 December 2019. Could that be a winning smile from 103 year old Kirk Douglas? In it to win it this year are... Banana - ba Bibliogryphon - bg Buffalophil - bp Captain Chorizo - cc Clorox Bleachman - cb Deadsox - ds Deathbyarsenic - da Death Impends - di Devon Death Trip - dd Drol - dr Ebless - eb The Engineer - te Etushispushingupdaisies - ep GC Reptile - gr Gooseberry Crumble - gc Great Uncle Bulgaria - gb Guyfromfuture - gf Jiromenkimura - jk Joemoneypenny - jm Joeyruss - jr Kinnock - kn Markb4 - m4 Maryportfuncity - mp MSC - ms Nantonian 2013 - nt The Old Crem - oc The Old Lady - ol Pedro67 - p6 Prophet - pr The Quim Reaper - qr Rad Guy - rg Redrumours - rr Sean - sn Skinny Kiltrunner - sk Sir Creep - sc Spooky Gal - sg Toast - to Torva Messor - tm The Unknown Man - um The Yorkshire Banker - yb Top talent aplenty in our list of previous champions: 2009 - Raskolnikov 2010 - Nobody, I mean f***in' nobody, reached the winning points total 2011 - DDT 2012 - Spade Cooley 2013 - DDT 2014 - Death Impends 2015 - MSC 2016 - DDT 2017 - Death Impends 2018 - MSC 2019 - Phantom of the Midway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 21, 2019 This'll be the List of the Lost, then - ably presided over by a champion loser of the plot: List of the Lost: 1st Jan - David Stern - ba, ms, oc - 365 1st Jan - Don Larson – eb - 365 2nd Jan - Fazilatunessa Bappy – ba*, gr*, jk - 364 8th Jan - Infanta Pilar de Borbón - sg - 358 10th Jan - Qaboos bin Said Al Said (Sultan of Oman) – cb, cc*, dd*, di*, dr*, gc, jr, mp, ms, oc*, pr*, rg*, rr, sk, tm, to* - 356 10th - Samantha Last/Jaelle - ba, cb, dd, gr, jk, qr, sc - 356 11th - Tom Belsø – cb, cc, jr, mp - 355 12 Jan - Roger Scruton – ep, ms, nt, pr, rg, rr - 354 13 Jan - Jenis James Grindstaff – ba, gr, jr, mp - 352 (Assuming there's a q/o) 15 Jan - Christopher Tolkien – m4 - 350 15 Jan - Bobby Brown (Rangers) – yb - 350 19 Jan - Shin Kyuk-ho – dr, oc - 346 20 Jan - Joseph Hannesschlager – jk 345 21 Jan - Terry Jones - bg*, bp, mp, qr, rg, sn, to, um, yb - 344 24 Jan - Jay Allen – cc, ep - 341 27 Jan - Carlos Showers - gr 338 28 Jan - Nicholas Parsons – m4, oc, p6 337 28 Jan - Chris Doleman – cb, cc, dd, di, dr, gb, ms, qr, rg, sk, te, tm, um - 337 28 Jan - Wing Commander Paul Farnes – mp - 337 30 Jan - Lucien Barbarin - jr - 335 30 Jan - John Andretti – da, ep, pr, qr*, rg, sn, te, tm, um - 335 And let's have a look at the old Scoreboard! Rad Guy - 2082 The Old Crem - 1768 Captain Chorizo - 1745 The Quim Reaper - 1707 Banana - 1449 Etushispushingupdaisies - 1430 GC Reptile - 1424 Prophet - 1421 MSC - 1412 Devon Death Trip - 1405 Clorox Bleachman - 1404 Drol - 1395 Maryportfuncity - 1392 Jiromenkimura - 1065 Toast - 1056 Death Impends - 1049 Joey Russ - 1046 Torva Messor - 1028 The Unknown Man - 1016 Red Rumours - 710 Yorkshirebanker - 694 Skinny Kiltrunner - 693 Bibliogryphon - 688 Markb4 - 687 The Engineer - 672 Ebless - 365 Spookygal - 358 Gooseberry Crumble - 356 Sir Creep - 356 Nantonian 2013 - 354 Buffalophil - 344 Sean - 344 Great Uncle Bulgaria - 337 Pedro67 - 337 Deathbyarsenic - 335 Sean - 335 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 21, 2019 This'll be the Masterlist then. Amelia Aguilar – cc George Alagiah – da, ep, m4, ol*, p6*,rr, sn, te, tm, um Doug Allen - kn Jay Allen – cc, ep John Andretti – da, ep, pr, qr*, rg, sn, te, tm, um Roger Angell – tm Daniel Arap Moi – ba, cb, cc, da, di, dr, ds*, gr, jr*, mp, ms, oc, ol, pr, qr, rg, rr*, sc*, sk, tm, um, yb Eileen Ash – bp, ds, mp, yb Ed Asner – m4, sn Anne Baker - yb Frankie Banali – dd, dr, ds, jk, pr, tm, um Fazilatunessa Bappy – ba*, gr*, jk Lucien Barbarin - jr Margaret Stewart Barry – yb Bob Barker – bp, m4, nt, sc, sn Ed Battle – ba, cb, cc, da*, di, dr, jr, rg, sc, sk - DNS DUE TO DEATH Susan Bayh – cb, cc, di, dr, jm, ms, nt, sk Johnny Beattie – yb Clyde Bellecourt – ms Tom Belsø – cb, cc, jr, mp Pope Benedict XVI – jm, nt, sg Tony Bennett - sg Nick Berry (data engineer) - dd Tim Bilton - dd Billy Bingham - eb Simona Birdsell – kn Steve Blackmore - ms George Blake – sk Brian Blessed – eb Infanta Pilar de Borbón - sg Ron Boswell – cc, dr, jk Abdelaziz Bouteflika – sk Eric Braden – p6 Dame Alison Braithwaite - gf Asa Branca - dr Jim Breaks - rr OJ Brigance – nt Raymond Briggs – bg Bobby Brown (Rangers) – yb Bobby Brown (NY Yankee) – yb James L. Buckley – m4, nt Carol Burnett – p6, Rob Burrow – kn Roberta Burton – kn David Butler - nt Anne Buydens-Douglas – bp, gb, p6, rr, to Michael Caine - sg Geneviève Callerot - cc Earl Cameron – bg, bp, eb Eric Carle – bg, sk John “Bam” Carney – ba, cb, gr, jk, jr, rg Pearl Carr – bg, eb, gf, to Aaron Carter - yb Jimmy Carter – da, ep, m4, ol, pr, rr, sg, sn, to, um Rosalyn Carter – m4, ol Haley Casey – kn Brittnea Chambers - gr Violeta Chamorro – gc Grace Chang – jm Teddie Chinnery – bg Bernadette Chirac – da James Church – kn, mp, te Anthony Clark - jr - DNS DUE TO DEATH Dick Clarke – nt Kelly Clarkson - gf Beverley Cleary – bg, bp, di, gb Larry Clisby – jr Bethan Close – kn Ria Collins – kn Sean Connery – rr Billy Connolly – p6 Robert Conrad – gc Noel Conway – bp, cb, sn Charles H. Coolidge - pr Kenneth Cope – eb Aaron Ace Corson – sc* - DNS DUE TO DEATH Johnny Crawford - dd Javier Perez de Cuellar – bp, cc, m4, um Miley Cyrus - gf Funky D - jr Gabrielle D' Allonches - sc Arlene Dahl – rr Amer Deghayes - dd Catherine Deneuve – da Celine Dion – ol Bob Dole – m4, nt, ol, qr, te, to Chris Doleman – cb, cc, dd, di, dr, gb, ms, qr, rg, sk, te, tm, um Kirk Douglas – bp, ds, ep, gb, gc, m4, ol, p6, pr, qr, sg*, rr, te, tm Barry Du Bois – sn, te, um Miroslava Duma - dd John Downing – jr Robert Duvall - sg Judy Dyble - mp Freeman Dyson - yb Armen Dzhigarkhanian – da*, ep Luis Echeverria – bg Clarissa Eden – nt Queen Elizabeth II – gf Michael A Epstein – gc Bruce Evans – kn Lois Evans – di – DNS DUE TO DEATH Marianne Faithful - gf Wing Commander Paul Farnes – mp Majek Fashek - dd Ronnie Fearn - gc Ric Flair - gb William Frankland – bg, pr Bill Freehan - sc Lisa Fry – cc, kn Rodion GA – gr, jr, rg Valentin Gaft – ep Sandy Gall – eb Jill Gascoine – p6 Mark Gastineau – sn Syed Ali Geelani - oc Bob Gibson – ds, ep, pr, rg Hutton Gibson – ds, sc Greg Gilbert – p6 Belinda Gilfoyle – gc Ruth Bader Ginsburg – ds, gb, ol, qr, um Steve Gleason – te Manolis Glezos – cc, dr, gr, jm Denis Goldberg – dd, te Mikhail Gorbachev – jm, oc Kerry Grant - di Henry Gray – cb, cc, di, dr, gr, gf, jk, jr, ms, ol, qr, rg, sc, sk*, tm*, yb Jimmy Greaves – p6, to Juliet Greco – da Jerry Grey - sc Lisa Griffiths – cc, dr, kn*, sc Jenis James Grindstaff – ba, gr, jr, mp David Gulpilil – cc, da, ep, gb, gr, jk, jr, mp, ms, nt, ol, pr, qr, rg, sk, sn, tm, um Altagracia Guzman – cc Thich Nhat Hanh - sk Joseph Hannesschlager – jk Harald V of Norway - ba, sg Johnnie Harris - gr Alcee Hastings – ep Roy Hattersley – p6 Olivia de Havilland – ds, rr, sg, te, um Amy Winifred Hawkin – gb Kevin Heimsoth - cb Gus Henderson – ba Gloria Henry – gc Tracy Hill - kn Jack Higgins – gc Peter Higgs – bg Nick Hitchon – mp Stanley Ho – jm* Ron Hogg – kn - DNS DUE TO DEATH Ian Holm - to Gary Holmes – kn Ken Houston - oc Lee Teng Hui – gc John Hume – bg, bp, to Marsha Hunt – gc Yang Hyong-sop - jm James Ivory – bg* Katherine Jackson – bp, m4, nt, ol Zizi Jeanmaire – bg, da Deborah James - sc Flaco Jiménez - cb Glynis Johns - yb Katherine Johnson - yb DeWayne Lee Johnson – ds, te Terry Jones – bg*, bp, mp, qr, rg, sn, to, um, yb Kamala – nt Katharine Dutchess of Kent - to Lee Kerslake – bg, dd, dr, ds, ep, mp, p6, pr, qr, sk, te Larry King – bg, bp, m4, ol, te Henry Kissenger – m4 Michael Kooge – ba Egon Krenz - oc Robert Kuok - jm Pedro Pablo Kuczynski - gb Vasily Kulkov – ep Dilip Kumar – jm, oc Harsha Kumar – jk Shin Kyuk-ho – dr, oc Artie Lange - gf Jesse Langford – ba Angela Lansbury - sg Don Larson – eb Samantha Last/Jaelle - ba, cb, dd, gr, jk, qr, sc Denis Law - rr Ray Lawler – bg Brenda Lee - rr Karen Lewis - sk Jeanne Little – gc Norman Lloyd – tm Sam Lloyd – ds, qr, sn, um Lindsay Lohan - eb Michael Lonsdale – da Laura Loomer - gf Daisy Loongkoonan – gb Darlene Love - eb James Lovelock – bg Loretta Lynn – di, oc, ol Dame Vera Lynn – ds, gb, gf, p6, to, yb* Shirley MacLaine - sg George Maharis - eb Lata Mangeshkar – jk, jm, m4, ms, oc John Manners – mp, oc Doreen Mantle - to Robert Marchand – da Imelda Marcos – gf, jm Ian Martin – sn James Matthews – kn Terrance Matthews – cb*,ms Dave McAdams – ba, jr Kenneth McAlpine - mp Roberta McCain – bp, gb, m4, nt, sc, te, tm, Lee H. McCormack – ba, dd Steve McDonald - sc Destinee McEwen - cb, gr George McGavin – gb Michael McKevitt – ba, dd, di, gr, jk Peter McLeave – kn Jillian McNulty - cb Michael Medwin - to Shelia Mercier – gb – DNS DUE TO DEATH Sinisa Mihajlovic – oc Emmanuel Milingo - dr Mike Miller – ba Richard Mills – cc, dr, ms Liza Minelli – eb Dr Peter B Scott Morgan – kn Enio Morricone - sg Ernie Moss - eb Stirling Moss – gb, ol, qr, rg, to Hosni Mubarak – gf Suzanne Mubarak – gf Gerd Muller – eb* Alice Munro - sg Fi Munro - dd Pete Murray – eb, gb, rr, to Giorgio Napolitano – um Willie Nelson – ol, to Dame Olivia Newton John – ol, p6, yb Jack Nicklaus - rr Jack Nicholson – eb Lee Noble – ba, jk Linda Nolan – p6 Ron Nordland - jk Tony Occleshaw – mp* Frank O'Farrell – bg, eb Neils Olsen – oc Peter Oosterhuis - eb Genesis P. Orridge – cb, da, di, dr, ds, jk*, jm, jr, mp, ms, qr, rg, um Boris Pahor – mp, tm Alex Pandolfo - sn Nicholas Parsons – m4, oc, p6 Nehemiah Persoff – da Jordan Peterson – jm Vicky Phelan - ds Prince Philip – ba, gc, gf, jm, m4, oc, ol, p6, qr, rr, sg, tm, um Leslie Phillips – bp, gc, qr, to Joan Plowright – gf Christopher Plummer - sg Sidney Poitier – eb, to Larry Popein - gf Amy Price – sn Dave Prowse – ol Max Quackenbush – gf James Ramsden – gc* Lucille Randon – da Sumner Redstone – da, gc, nt, sk Johann Rehbogan - sc Bruce Reid – cc Harry Reid – dd, sk, tm Lynn Reid Banks – yb Gavin Robertson – ms Helen Robinson – rg Linda Ronstadt – p6 Danielle Rosher - sc Alan Rothwell - eb Nancy Ryder – sn Sophie Sabbage – sn Muhammad Saeed al Sahhaf (Comical Ali) – ds Qaboos bin Said Al Said (Sultan of Oman) – cb, cc*, dd*, di*, dr*, gc, jr, mp, ms, oc*, pr*, rg*, rr, sk, tm, to* Suzanne Samples - dd Yoo Sang-chul – dr, jk, ms, pr, rg Prunella Scales - p6 Peter Schjeldahl – jr, ms Roger Scruton – ep, ms, nt, pr, rg, rr Lillian Segre – gb Albert Septien - dr Diana Serra Cary (aka Baby Peggy) – da, gc ATM Shamsuzzaman – cb, di, gr Nawaz Sharif - oc Carlos Showers - gr Renee Simonot – di, sc Balbir Singh Sr. – dr, rg, sc, te Grace Slick – jm Eddie Smith Jr – jr Edwin Smith – kn Linne Smith – cc Neal Edward Smith - nt Neddy Smith – di, sk Tom Smith – da, dr, ep, gb*, pr, sn, tm Steve Smith – ds Tracey Smothers - oc Pat Smullen – ds, jr, sk Dovid Soloveitchik - gr Brandon Sorenson – ep June Spencer – bg, pr Leon Spinks – cb, cc, jr, mp, oc, nt, pr Jackie Stallone – bg, gb Vic Stasiuk – gf David Stern – ba, ms, oc Nobby Stiles – bp, gc, mp, ol, nt*, p6, qr, rr, sn, te, to, um Ged Stokes – sk Warren Strain – cb, di, gr, jk Doug Supernaw – ms Dean Sutherland - jr Andrea Swift – ds, kn, rg, yb Belinda Sykes – jk, jr Miiko Taka - jm Kane Tanaka – bp, ds, jm, oc, pr, qr, rg, te, tm Bernard Tapie – pr Michael Tarraga - di Vishwesha Teertha – cc, jm, oc - DNS DUE TO DEATH Bella Thorne – gf Peter Tobin – cb, gr, jr, ms*, rg, sk Christopher Tolkien – m4 Ruthie Tompson – bp, di, gc, m4, sc, te Bill Treacher - bg Alex Trebek – bp*, di, ds, ep*, jk, m4*, gb, mp, ol, pr, qr, rr, sn*, te* tm, um* Jean-Louis Trintignant – bp, dd, ep, gb, ms, qr, sk, te, tm, to, um Hau Pei-Tsen - jm Bill Turnbull – bg, p6, sn Gudren Ure – yb Dick Van Dyke - sg Eddie Van Halen – um Enedina Vasquez – di, gr Tabare Vazquez – ep, nt Michael Verhoeven – yb Gianluca Vialli – bp, ep, sn Monica Vitti – yb Brenda von Kanel – ba Max Von Sydow – gf, sg Kim Yong-nam - jm Barbara Walters – m4 Kyle Wear - ba Everton Weeks – cb, jm, nt, rg Doddie Weir – ep Gene Weittenhiller - ba Eileen Whelan – gc Betty White – da, eb Lily White – jk Ken Wilkinson - sc Herschel W. Williams – pr Frank Windsor – bg Catherine Wines - dd Debbie Winn – kn Kieron Wood – dd Willie Wood – sc Joanne Woodward - sg Sheila Yeo – kn Zahidi Zainul Abidin - jk Anastasia Zavorotniuk/Zaworotnyuk– da, gr, sk Rachel Zoll – di Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 21, 2019 Deathrace 2020 - Those Rules in Full: 1 - The object of the Deathrace is to be the first contestant to reach 2020 points. 2 - To enter the Deathrace a contestant must have: i: a team of twenty topplers and a minimum of two subs ("topplers" must be at least 18 years old on 1 Jan 2020; but are otherwise unrestricted). ii: Deathlist membership (i.e. be at least a pointless ranter and at most a dedicated Cumbrian corpse hound, or summat) 2a: A player may enter as many team members facing execution as s/he wants but said picks will only count for deathrace points if they die by means other than state execution - murder, suicide, ill health etc. 3 - Entries close promptly at midnight on 30 December and entry can be made either by sending a team of twenty to MPFC via PM hereabouts and/or by posting a team of twenty on the Deathrace 2020 thread. 3a: Once a team has entered in the manner described above the line-up can’t be changed for any other reason than the death of a team member before the start of the competition. In the event of a team being short of members because of more deaths than available subs MPFC will negotiate last minute changes with the team manager. 4 - Players score points every time a team member dies and accrues an obit (see point 9 below) and the score for each death is calculated as one point for each complete calendar day remaining in 2020 after the death of the team member; so a death on 1 January earns 364 pts, a death on 2 January earns 363 pts etc. (with appropriate leap year adjustments as required). 5 - Each team must nominate one member as a joker and the joker scores double points on death. Any team submitted without a clearly nominated joker will be allotted said joker on the basis of the name at the top of the team sheet being so designated. 6 - The winner is the first player to reach or exceed 2020 pts. 7 - In the event that a death or deaths on a specific day push more than one player beyond a winning score the player with the highest overall score will be deemed to be the winner. 8 - In the event that two or more players tie for victory a Deathrace play off will ensue with all potential winners continuing to compete until such time as one potential winner scores more points than any other potential winner (such points continuing to be accrued as per the scoring system described in point 4 above). 9 - An "obit" in the context of the Deathrace is any news report in English from a reliable source. Such sources include - but are not limited to - UK national press, UK national broadcast organisations, foreign press and broadcast organisations with an English language thread to their communication, trade press in English, local news organisations reporting in English and coverage in specialist online sites, such as those monitoring the well-being of super-centenarians. Where dispute arises over the qualifying nature of a news source for obit purposes MPFC's decision is final. But he wants fast and furious competition and is generally very amenable to low hanging dead pool fruit of all varieties. 10 - To qualify for entry purposes team members must be alive at 00-01 hrs on 1 January 2020 or qualify for the Raymond Hewlitt Memorial Exemption (RHME) (see point 11). 11 - In honour of everybody's favourite Maddie-implicated paedo scum a candidate widely believed to be alive on 1 January and subsequently proven to have died previously will be awarded 365 points in the event that a Deathrace qualifying obit subsequently appears for said candidate. In the event that a Deathrace qualifying obit for the candidate is subsequently proven to have existed prior to commencement of the Deathrace all points will be voided. RHME points are only available during competition and in the event that a winner has been declared before discovery of a qualifyiing RHME candidate no revision of the final result will occur. Similarly, if some lucky candidate is awarded RHME points and these points are still in play at the time a winner is declared the points will not subsequently be voided and may - therefore - count towards a championship. All disputes relating to RHME will be resolved by the astute judgement of MPFC and there is no appeals procedure (though all sides of opionion are warmly invited to liven up the Deathrace thread by venting their fury). 11a - Similarly to pt 11 above, if an obited death occurs during play of the Deathrace and is missed despite MPFC's best efforts to stay in touch and/or the spirited efforts of Deathrace participants and said death is missed in totting up points, after which a winner is declared, then this death will not count for competition purposes. The same is true in the case of a known death gathering a late obit and therefore allowing some other competitor to be declared a winner. All disputes relating to rule 11a will be resolved by the astute judgement of MPFC and there is no appeals procedure (though all sides of opionion are warmly invited to liven up the Deathrace thread by venting their fury). 12 - In the event that Deathlist editing options or other online trickery is discovered to have been employed in the editing of teams, those duly fingered for such cheating will be removed from the Deathrace and banned for life from subsequent entry into Deathraces. 13 - The prize will be awarded as follows: i: Should the winner agree to attend a DLCon with MPFC a double measure of alcholic drinks (pints, wine or spirits) will be supplied by MPFC along with much hearty congratulations and back-slapping. ii: A carefully chosen and appropriate prize will be posted to the winner (such as the DVD copy of the original Deathrace movie supplied to the 2009 champion). iii: MPFC will make a charitable donation to a cause of the winner's choice (as has been the case with four of the five existing winnings of the Deathrace). This course of action is highly encouraged and is known to show dead poolers as something other than the sicko scum many ranters believe us to be. AND FINALLY... A masterlist of entries will be posted after the closing date. MPFC will undertake to update the scoreboard at least once every seven days. On completion of Deathrace activities the thread will get lively for a short while as losing contestants and spectactors offer well-deserved congratulations to the skilful and highly talented new champion, after which time it is expected that the cooling corpse of the thread will be allowed to gently sink into oblivion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,227 Posted November 21, 2019 Form Guide #1 - Willie Nelson Will Willie be on the minds of the Deathrace players for 2020? We’ll have to wait and see... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 21, 2019 Form Guide #2 Kirk Douglas Put it this way - the picture above counts as a young and good looking Kirk compared to today's version, if he sees 1st Jan we likely see a long line of initials of the teams who selected him on the masterlist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,975 Posted November 22, 2019 Form Guide #3 - Nehemiah Persoff Veteran character actor who provides a surviving link to a number of classics. Suffering a stroke in 1989 saw him switch his career to the strokes of the paintbrush, which has worked well enough for him to enter the 100 Club earlier this year. If he dies early 2020, the On the Waterfront cab driver could make you a contender in the Deathrace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 22, 2019 REET gang, we're up and running so feel free to start spamming me with entries A note here, there's a minor tweak to the rules regarding jokers - mainly to save time and effort on my part. Basically, if you forget to nominate a joker then the first name on your list is the default joker and I won't chase you to remedy that. As - I believe - Boris Johnson keeps saying, let's get this shit done! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YorkshireBanker 168 Posted November 22, 2019 Form Guide #4- John Travolta If it's Xenu's will it won't be Olivia as the one the Reaper wants from Grease Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,982 Posted November 23, 2019 Form Guide #5 -Uljana Semjonova The 7ft Tall Basketball Hall Of Famer is one of the tallest women in the world. Now in her late 60's she has already outlived the life expectancy of almost every other female giant. If you want to increase the average height of your squad she might be a pick for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,975 Posted November 23, 2019 Form Guides #6 and #7 - Alex Trebek and Johnny Gilbert Alex Trebek needs little introduction to the DeathList community, but if he needs to be introduced it can only be by his longtime announcer Johnny Gilbert. Though Johnny still looks and sounds great for his age, that age is 95. If an Alex/Johnny Daily Double happens in January, the Deathrace could be over faster than even a typical James Holzhauer Jeopardy! game. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 23, 2019 Form Guide #9 David Crosby Despite a late career resurgance and the improbable celebration of CSNY's 50th anniversary (i.e. the four of them are still alive) this year Crosby remains a dead pool target on the back of years of drug addiction and his own admission of carrying on with a range of health issues; the main issues being type 2 diabetes, and drug and alcohol addiction. He may have been in recovery for years but his transplated liver has now been in his ravaged body for a quarter of a century and Crosby is 78 years old. Obits nailed on as and when. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 24, 2019 Form Guide #10 Boris Pahor Novelist and noted holocaust survivor who might be handy to have around if you run out of matches because those bins would focus sunlight and turn combustible materials to a raging inferno once a modicum of sunlight was focussed through them. Whether the 106 year old would be useful to have around on a team of 20 topplers with time a major factor in the scoring process is anyone's guess for 2020. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,344 Posted November 27, 2019 I will be entering again cheers to you @maryportfuncity 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,982 Posted November 27, 2019 Form Guide #11 Tommy Lasorda The oldest living Baseball Hall Of Famer is also one of the fattest. 92 and with as many past heart attacks as he's suffered him being alive still is a bit of an outlier Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 28, 2019 10 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: I will be entering again cheers to you @maryportfuncity Currently contestantless - so that's good news 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 28, 2019 Form Guide #12 Doddie Weir Scottish rugby legand and recent motor neurone case - his public appearances in the context of fundraising for the cause that's claiming his life have - of late - shown a marked decline in his abilities. Bit of an outside bet for early demise but these cases have sometimes progressed very quickly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,726 Posted November 28, 2019 2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Form Guide #12 Doddie Weir Scottish rugby legand and recent motor neurone case - his public appearances in the context of fundraising for the cause that's claiming his life have - of late - shown a marked decline in his abilities. Bit of an outside bet for early demise but these cases have sometimes progressed very quickly I was at an event in aid of the charity which he attended on 10th July. He was chatting, laughing and joking and walking round mingling with people. if I hadn’t known he was ill I wouldn’t have known he was ill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 28, 2019 6 hours ago, Grim Up North said: I was at an event in aid of the charity which he attended on 10th July. He was chatting, laughing and joking and walking round mingling with people. if I hadn’t known he was ill I wouldn’t have known he was ill. Oh, right - so long shot then, unless the missus gives him Dignitas membership for Christmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markb4 902 Posted November 29, 2019 Sorry if I missed it, but is there an opening date for entries? Or can we submit our entries from now? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 30, 2019 On 29/11/2019 at 03:59, markb4 said: Sorry if I missed it, but is there an opening date for entries? Or can we submit our entries from now? Fire away m4b - or anyone else for that matter 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,582 Posted November 30, 2019 I will send my team in the next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: I will send my team in the next week. Just PM them or post them here If they turn up at my front door I'm not sure the over-stretched NHS could cope with the state of all 20 of them at once 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 601 Posted November 30, 2019 Do I post my 20 topplers and 2 subs here? I have decided to be bold and give Deathrace 2020 a go as well as just doing my Shadowlist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted November 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Steve said: Do I post my 20 topplers and 2 subs here? I have decided to be bold and give Deathrace 2020 a go as well as just doing my Shadowlist. Either here or via a PM on this site - your call, but anything that saves me giving up all of New Year's Eve to compiling duties is welcome at MPFC Towers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
