Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said: D’you know Gooseberry, much like everyone else being vocally bored by these vacuous ‘celebrity’ nonentities, I couldn’t care a bollocks about most of them, but bless you for carrying this thread on completely unfazed Thank you for your kind words! Just busy starting to draw up some dynamic long lists for next years various deadpools for people who might get the enemas attention .. So who knows I might be too busy to post on this important thread quite so much! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,126 Posted October 16, 2020 35 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: I might be too busy to post on this important thread quite so much! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,581 Posted November 9, 2020 What, she had a kid 3 years before she was born? A comma wouldn't have gone amiss, methinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted December 9, 2020 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9034697/Tubes-NOT-run-overnight-New-Years-Eve-revellers.html The Queens granddaughter Zara Tindall and husband Mike our expecting their third child together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,740 Posted December 9, 2020 Ah fucks sakes. I thought you'd forgotten about this thread. Bah. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,126 Posted December 9, 2020 Just move it to the Royals thread and close this one. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted December 9, 2020 2 hours ago, En Passant said: Ah fucks sakes. I thought you'd forgotten about this thread. Bah. Don't get your hopes up!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted December 10, 2020 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13432857/hollyoaks-kirsty-leigh-porter-baby-birth/ Hollyoaks actress Kirsty Leigh Porter has given birth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted December 10, 2020 On 09/11/2020 at 01:21, time said: What, she had a kid 3 years before she was born? A comma wouldn't have gone amiss, methinks. "John is the parents to five children"..is that how you say it? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted December 19, 2020 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8868973/Kate-Ferdinand-GIVES-BIRTH-Star-29-welcomes-child-husband-Rio-42.html Kate Ferdinand the wife of footballer Rio Ferdinand has given birth to her first child a boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted December 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8868973/Kate-Ferdinand-GIVES-BIRTH-Star-29-welcomes-child-husband-Rio-42.html Kate Ferdinand the wife of footballer Rio Ferdinand has given birth to her first child a boy. This must be a very early report as she’s given birth but they haven’t ‘welcomed’ it yet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,126 Posted December 19, 2020 41 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: This must be a very early report as she’s given birth but they haven’t ‘welcomed’ it yet. I suppose if they don't welcome it they'd leave it in a shop doorway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted December 28, 2020 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9092235/Ex-Beach-stars-Helen-Briggs-Chet-Johnson-welcome-healthy-baby-boy-mad-labour.html Reality TV stars Helen Briggs and Chet Johnson of Ex On the beach fame have become parents to a baby boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9092235/Ex-Beach-stars-Helen-Briggs-Chet-Johnson-welcome-healthy-baby-boy-mad-labour.html Reality TV stars Helen Briggs and Chet Johnson of Ex On the beach fame have become parents to a baby boy. Never heard of them, not interested in them etc, etc. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,126 Posted December 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Never heard of them, not interested in them etc, etc. They are so digitally manipulated (stop snig-gering at the back there) that I doubt I'd recognise them if I saw them in the street. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Toast said: They are so digitally manipulated (stop snig-gering at the back there) that I doubt I'd recognise them if I saw them in the street. Yes! This has to be the most 'un DL' thread on the forum. Only Gooseberry could have created it and got away with it. Anybody else would have been hounded out of town, or summat. We keep hoping it will die on its arse and we keep being disappointed! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted December 31, 2020 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/scotland-wag-summer-harl-announces-23232101 Scotlands national football teams former goalkeeper Craig Gordon is going to become a father to a son with his girlfriend Summer Harl. He is now goalkeeper for Hearts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted December 31, 2020 https://news.sky.com/story/girls-aloud-star-kimberley-walsh-pregnant-with-her-third-child-12169523 Girls Aloud singer Kimberley Walsh reveals she is pregnant with her third child. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,740 Posted December 31, 2020 Who the fuck are these people? Whoever they are I seriously wish these fucking people would stop, er, fucking. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted December 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, En Passant said: Who the fuck are these people? Whoever they are I seriously wish these fucking people would stop, er, fucking. Craig Gordon is a rather sexy and handsome goalkeeper from Scotland who played for the national team and Kimberley Walsh was a member of one of the most successful British girl bands from the past 15 years or so! Oh let people f*** away until their hearts content especially during these difficult times during the pandemic.Making their own entertainment shows initiative! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,421 Posted December 31, 2020 tbh I was thinking how odd it was that Gooseberry had named 2 people in a row I'd actually heard of! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,740 Posted December 31, 2020 28 minutes ago, msc said: tbh I was thinking how odd it was that Gooseberry had named 2 people in a row I'd actually heard of! I know who Rio Ferdinand is. I'm not completely out of touch But I still don't care how many kids he's got. To be fair, football isn't really my thing, and Scottish football clearly even less so. As for girl bands..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted December 31, 2020 I’d heard of the Girls Aloud singer, not the footballist. I’ve never felt less fucking straight. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted December 31, 2020 https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/29/emma-roberts-gives-birth-to-first-child-with-boyfriend-garrett-hedlund-13818036/ US actress Emma Roberts , probably best known for starring in television series American Horror story and being Julia Roberts niece , has become a mum to a baby boy with her actor boyfriend Garrett Hedlund. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,740 Posted December 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: probably best known for starring in television series American Horror story and being Julia Roberts niece You did that on purpose. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
