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How good can they be if we have never heard of them. As the old Viz letter went, "If Max Clifford is so good at PR, how come everyone thinks he's a cunt?"

Paranormal State is a show on A&E that is one of many shows featuring 30-something dudes in black walking around creepy places at night with a camera and freaking out over the slightest of noises. Of these shows, Paranormal State is probably one of the least watched. But it's still big enough to guarantee an obituary in the United States. I doubt he'll get an obituary anywhere in the UK besides the Daily Mail, but that's good enough to go on my DDP shortlist. Thank you for that extra information. I may keep him on my radar. In other news, Derek Acorah is a massive cunt.

Give her three days...

Must be something in the H2O

Karen Matthews, underclass scum royalty famous for arranging the kidnap of her own daughter, is released from jail today. Rumours abound of her going into witness protection for her own safety. Whether - like Jamie Bulger's killers - she's reckless enough to give herself away easily, remains to be seen. Either way, she's not exactly popular with the general public. At best she'd make series two of The Undateables.