These people are massive tools.
They are not rich enough to live in Notting Hill/Muswell Hill but see themselves as some sort of middle class fuggin elite.
If they move more than ten miles from "London" its tantamount to emigrating to Australia.
They give their children the most ridiculous names ( not as bad as Chav offspring, admittedly) in the hope that it mirrors just how fucking vain and self absorbed they are, or summat.
Hux and Elfie? Poor little fuckers.