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What about 'all right'/'alright'? You are thinking of Michael Barrymore Lardy. Its "Awight?" "You awight?" and such like. Perhaps if the c**t had asked Stuart Lubbock that, all them years ago at his party,that young man could have replied " No, Im fucking drowning ( allegedly) get me out!!" Alas, It wasnt to be and the rest is history. He actually replied 'No I'm fucking drowning with a broom handle stuck up my arse'. Get your facts right before posting such scurrilous accusations Thats a fair point Lardy. In view of that, there was no excuse for not fishing him out, they already had a handle to pull him out with.

What about 'all right'/'alright'? You are thinking of Michael Barrymore Lardy. Its "Awight?" "You awight?" and such like. Perhaps if the c**t had asked Stuart Lubbock that, all them years ago at his party,that young man could have replied " No, Im fucking drowning ( allegedly) get me out!!" Alas, It wasnt to be and the rest is history. He actually replied 'No I'm fucking drowning with a broom handle stuck up my arse'. Get your facts right before posting such scurrilous accusations

A bit like deaths, in a way. A bit like my love life.

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What about 'all right'/'alright'? You are thinking of Michael Barrymore Lardy. Its "Awight?" "You awight?" and such like. Perhaps if the c**t had asked Stuart Lubbock that, all them years ago at his party,that young man could have replied " No, Im fucking drowning ( allegedly) get me out!!" Alas, It wasnt to be and the rest is history. He actually replied 'No I'm fucking drowning with a broom handle stuck up my arse'. Get your facts right before posting such scurrilous accusations Thats a fair point Lardy. In view of that, there was no excuse for not fishing him out, they already had a handle to pull him out with. I think the whole thing was just swept under the carpet

Apologies Eesti, the appropriate edits have been made, your joker recorded and your position altered to 3rd, three points off the lead!

Not outside of the UK.

Well that explains why he's a massive w***er!

Dear Carol Ann Move her to Texas. Problem solved. Yours Abby LFN. PS: I like Cocker Spaniels coz I had one once. PPS: I didnt even make a joke about "having a stroke.."

Has anyone pointed out yet that "any more" is two words? I hate that. People who write "infact" and "aswell" and suchlike. Windsor does it quite a lot actually. "Alot" that's another one.

Who buys CD's/DVD's anymore either. Everything is downloaded or streamed. HMV's prices are not competitve anymore. If you do want to buy a CD or DVD most people go to Tesco or Asda I wouldn't get any CDs from Tesco, they'll probably have traces of VHS in them... :-P