A bedtime story.
Narrated by a lady that, many years ago, when she was a young woman in the Aussie soap opera The Sullivans, used to give a certain school boy the right 'orn.
It's not the same asteroid. The big one hasn't arrived yet.
Have fun in your bunker. It'll be best if you stay down there for 50 years at least to ensure that the atmosphere has fully cleared.
Already posted about 2 hours before you by .....a........guest
I was looking in this thread, which is why I didn't spot it.
Shame the guest didn't have the brains to put it in this thread.