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Register being read on the first day back at a school in Birmingham. The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:- "Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here" "Ahmed El Kabul?" "Here" "Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here" "Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here" "Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here" "Ali Son al En" - silence in the classroom. "Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room. The teacher repeated the call. A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen.

Thanks for the heads-up, m8.

Ah, Stiv Bators, someone who should be celebrated here for no other reason than he died one of the most gloriously needless rock 'n' roll deaths ever. Hit by a car, shaken and trying to shrug off the whole thing, insisted on walking home when the wait in A & E was doing his head in, went to sleep....GONE! I mean, Mark Knopfler would've stayed. Case closed.

Early bass player Neil Smith. He's also the fifth ex-Rose Tattoo member to have died of cancer since 2006 - were they the house band on The Conqueror?

Calm down dear its just propaganda. I tell you what though i think it would shock the world if they actually launched them. Maybe kim jong un is a double agent and was recruited in Switzerland to bring down north korea from within . That is the only logical conclusion if he does attack,well either that or he is insane .

Feel free to troll through the thread and report back your findings. The 'like' button is a relatively recent feature, so the vast majority of jokes here will have slipped by with no evidence of appreciation.