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Because you're a lightweight My brother and his lovely wife came round last night. I drank three bottles of wine, and the other three drank 12 cans of Blackthorn, a litre of vodka and a litre of Jager between them. Me and my good fellow were both fine this morning. By fine, what I actually mean is our heads were banging like a Scouse hooker down Merseyside docks, we'd forgotten our own names and all of our internal organs had melted. I'm still in my pyjamas eating Hula Hoops and wondering why my liver is crying. Go easy on the Hula Hoops. They aren't good for you.

Dead at 49 from liver failure. Hell Awaits. Do you think we should have a metal section? Mods/Admins, what do you think? No.

Kids TV presenters have to be strong suspects you'd imagine, they had ready access after all. Step forward John Noakes, Peter Purves, Johnny Morris, Tony Hart, Terry Nutkins, Derek Griffiths...

Russ Abbot is another one I can think of

anyway, I'd hazard a guess at Noel Edmonds and Cheggers.