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Oh yeah, I've heard of them, I believe they use the same monastery as the Fish Friars.

Id give a shit. Thats £200 If I can get the clip into You've Been Framed. Mind you, that wouldnt be until after id cracked one off while I reviewed the content. I fuggin LOVE Puff the Magic Dragon, it gives me the right fuckin 'orn.

Anyone obit-worthy likely to perish in this conflagration?

Not really. German Bob and Thelma?

Good for you Lardy, I'm not a fan but if someone wanted to treat me to a Robbie gig I certainly wouldn't say no. Have to own up to having seen Springsteen for the third time in two weeks He was playing that naff Hard Rock Calling again, out on some building site at the half-dismantled Olympic Park. Last year's events led to a backlash against HRC and this gig did not sell well at all. Mainly because the twats put all their eggs in the Rolling Stones basket, were then dumped for a better offer and hadn't arranged any backup. Booking the same headliner (who is in the middle of a sellout stadium tour) 2 years running, is perhaps not ideal but clearly they were desperate. Anyway I sauntered over there about 6 pm and bought a ticket outside for £20 So after 3 shows I have heard about 90 songs, including more than 60 different ones, and 3 albums played in full. Excellent stuff. Been down the front every time too. Going to see him in Cardiff too Rolling Stones on Saturday!

Q - Why can't Stevie Wonder read? A - Because he's black!

Saw Robbie Williams at Wembley last night. I know he's not to everyone's taste, but he gave a cracking show, back to his entertaining best. The last time I saw him (excluding the Take That reunion two years ago) he was crap, drugged up and not interested, but this time he was fantastic, funny, played a good selection and looked like he was enjoying himself (which at 80 quid a ticket I'm sure he was). Olly Murs supported, and whilst I'm not really a fan he was also very good and can actually sing. You will be pleased to know I did not soil myself, although I do have bowels from hell this morning due to mass consumption of Red Bull on the way home to keep me awake - rolled in at 3 and now have to take the eldest for day surgery in a couple of hours - my day is not going to end on a high.

A birthday today means Lindsay Lohan now qualifies for the 27 club!!

Too funny not to post! Walker's greatest.... eh... hits.