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Is he dead yet?

You're right, it's not the same - it's much better. Who wants tits when you can see fannies and cocks and spaff shots, eh lads? I honestly had no idea that ANYBODY looked at Page 3 nowdays. The last time I looked was in the late 1970s when their star pin up was Vanya who, it has to be said, was utterly beautiful and had cracking tits. I was only a School boy though. Forgive me. She's just got divorced from Robson Green. Get in there my son!

You're right, it's not the same - it's much better. Who wants tits when you can see fannies and cocks and spaff shots, eh lads?

How old are you? 12?

Same here. The nasty extra is that we pay for US protection against unknown enemies. That's protection as in protection racket, mind. regards, Hein It is getting worse here: http://www.abc.net.a...-report/4856112 This is all part of the American Empire's strategy to "contain" China. We are suddenly of strategic importance as a giant air base for the Yanks. Nevermind that China is one of our biggest trading partners and this will just antagonise them or that, in the unthinkable event of an actual conflict between the USA and China, we would become part of the warzone. Could it be the USA, in its current state, remembering with nostalgia the good ol' days of being a political, military and economic powerhouse, is looking to recapture those days with another potential cold war scenario - this time against China...maybe Australia can lease the land next door to the base out to the Chinese so they build one as well, for the sake of fairness of course.

Worth mentioning that Maggie Smith is now the only surviving female cast member from that movie. The only actors alive are James Cromwell and Richard Norita. I know this only because Murder by Death is one of my favorite comedies.

then pimping himself round the talk show circuit, perhaps a regular spot on Dr Phil about caring for the elderly and infirmed.

You've cleared this with Harrods, right? They've not got back to me yet, although Halfords are confirmed as a plan B.

Christ........... Even I wouldn't have said that. I might have thought of it but I wouldn't have said it. Not even here. The fuck's your problem man???!!!!!!!!!!

I met him once. I used to play in concerts in the old Krupp villa, Villa Hügel to which he occasionally came. That's a brilliant place where as a privileged person I was able to sit behind Krupp's enormous desk and imagine him receiving Hitler there. I often went up the huge staircase with one arm behind my back as I imagine the Führer must have done (a posture Hitler copied from Kaiser Wilhelm who did it because he had a withered arm). Krupp didn't like Hitler; he found him a bit too common. The story of the Krupp family is really interesting. The reason why Berthold Beitz took over the firm is because the actual heir of the Krupp family, pouf-célèbre Arndt_von_Bohlen_und_Halbach was completely useless and forewent his inheritance for the good of everyone. Very interesting chap though and well worth reading up on.

Timpson's. Just a load of thieving bastards! While away to attend a wedding my watch battery conked out. Asking at hotel reception if they knew anywhere I could get a new one, I was directed to two branches of Timpson's in the vicinity. They quoted me £12.95. Yes TWELVE POUNDS NINETY-FIVE!!!!! For one watch battery! I told them that at that price they could keep it. Luckily,heading back to the hotel, I found an independent shop (offering many of the same services as Timpson's) who fitted it for a fiver.

She might still meet with some sort of accident ..... She could get blown away by a hurricane or tornado, that would make for the funniest headlines/Deathlist front-page-entry title ever.

We don't need a new Zsa Zsa. We can't get rid of the old one.

They never would have pulled it off. The American military has always had an overinflated idea of its smarts.