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If we'd wanted to win Eurovision we'd have done it decades ago...

Hello, Hope you get this on time, We made a trip to Manila,Philippines and had our bags stolen from us with our phones and credit cards in it. The embassy is willing to help by letting us fly back home since we still have our passports, We just have to pay for our ticket and settle Hotel bills. Unfortunately for us, I don't have access to funds without my credit card, I've made contact with my bank but they need more time to come up with a new one. I was thinking of asking you to lend me (£2,550GBP) that I can give back as soon as We get home. We really need to be on the next available flight. I'm so confused at the moment I need urgent help. Western Union is the best option to send money to us. Let me know if you need my details(Full names and Present location) you can also reach me via email.I will forever be grateful if you can help me All hopes on you. Best Regards PETER...

The founding father of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud, died on September 23, 1939 at age 83.

One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please ?" The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. "Does that taste sweet to you ?" says Paddy. "No, not at all," says the chemist. "Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."

Welcome back to the top, Triple O Makes my chances at winning much less likely but it's good to see those who took the risk got their reward in the end.

Eee when I were a lad and t' internet were jus' fields, I remember playin' Grand Theft Auto 1, when you had to run over t' Hare Krishna's to get a prize...

So UEFA say they back a Qatar World Cup in the winter... They just can't now figure out, if it would be better in the January/February period or November/December. Why not have it as a December/January World Cup? Kicking off say a day after the schools break and fully over Christmas down time for most of the western world, never much on TV at the best of times. June/July world cups are so family holiday unfriendly, being mid school term, and so many kids just get too distracted. This way the gulf sunshine holiday get away is preferable, to having to put the in-laws up again for the umpteenth time and all the big shoping mad rush to get ready for doing sod all for 2 weeks.