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2016

From the BBC webs(h)ite - "A nine year-old girl in the US has killed her shooting instructor by accident while being shown how to use a high-powered submachine gun." Where do you start with a sentence like that. MENTAL !!

Swiss skiing legend Karl Molitor has died aged 94. He won a silver and bronze at the 1948 winter Olympics - it was downhill all the way after that.

How awful...that he survived Yeah, apparently he was able to walk from the venue. Seems like all those layers of flab can actually be useful. I guess he would have enjoyed it since rappers getting shot is so 90s. That's kickin it old school!

This water bucket challenge bollocks. Its gone too far and has to stop. Its gone beyond charidee and its now done just so people can record the event in a "Look at me!! Im just a right on funny fucker, eh!" fashion. Enough FFS!!!!! If you really have to do it then nominate a tramp, give them a bar of soap and pour the water over them slowly so that they can have a good fucking wash. At least then you will have a clean tramp, you wouldn't have wasted water and you will be doing two things to make the world a better place instead of just massaging your fucking social network profile.

To be more specific, their website made it clear that £10 allows me to keep some pussy warm for Death Impends for a whole month.