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Well its not as if he has ever been convicted of having sex with an underage girl before. is it!! Yeah, his cock just happened to fall into her fanny, aye. Aye, that denial is like his regular powerplay!

I have decided to be helpful and write bios for all my 2015 picks that were not 2014 picks. It only amounts to 8 across three teams and that is assuming they all make the starting line.

Might help cure my insomnia for the night!

I had a theme team in DDP a few years ago called Bijou Bodettes. I think most of them are dead now, but Patty Maloney might be worth considering and I thought Barbara Windsor looked rough when she was in the Strictly Audience a few weeks ago. Jean Boht is getting on in years is 5ft5 that short? I'm 5ft5 and I'm taller than a lot of people I work with.

Nearly time for our annual check-up on Bart's health. Unbelievably, he still appears to be going strong and has entered a horse in this year's Cup. Go Bart go! It is that time of year again... Bart didn't have a horse in the Cup this year but that doesn't stop our annual health check! Here is a photo of the old boy from a few days ago. Do we think he will last another year? It is that time of year again... Here is our annual Bart Cummings health check for 2014: We are sure that the guy on the right isn't just some kind of twisted puppeteer?

Burial or creamation?