Leaderboard

Just as well Morrissey wasn't here. I'd ban his arse. I'd ban the rest of him. regards, Hein

She's currently doing fine. She's well enough to tweet (and occasionally watch/tweet along with the BBC4 TOTP repeats as she was quite the Buzzcocks fan in her time!). Not sure when she's having her surgery but we'll see how she is after that and on the GE campaign trail. She's a nice lady and I wish her all the best, though I won't be voting for her in May. She'll get a local obit for definite but I'm not sure about a qualifying one.

Just as well Morrissey wasn't here. I'd ban his arse.

Lol. I wonder who posted this with regard to zsa zsa's daughter........

FFS!! When I read that I thought it said "Caravan Club" owner..... I was getting the champers out before I re read it. Fuckity fuck!!!

Spade Cooley your an annoying twat who can't read. The issue isn't 'what is celebrity, numbnuts, it's 'is the person a celebrity solely for the reason they'll soon die'. I used the infamous Sam Burns kid dying of old age at 17....he's same as Lauren Hill. She a nobody without brain cancer. Thanks for your disposition on rules that need amending you've never read. Sir Creep Another "SC" another obnoxious twat but without the intelligence and wit. Cool. Er, I best edit this, I was thinking of another SC not you Spadey................ You know I was wondering if the SC might not be a coincidence. I was thinking that too Handy Star Crossed? Like the Candyman, you called his name and he suddenly reappeared!

Hell yeah, which is surely the point. He's famous enough to count for the qualifying obit of every dead pool going - even RDP which presumes to have its own list of notable people and restrict the picks to them - recognises Al Molinaro. A bit like Mary Wilson (PM's widow) he's simply lasted so long that only people approaching middle age and beyond can remember him doing anything high profile. I did hear that Mary Wilson had a visit to the Parliament buildings last year, in which many old Lords and journalists claimed that even in her advanced 90s, she was still able to terrify people with a single glare!

I voted Spartacus

The DDP has been used every previous year and will be used this year too.

So this thread isn't about the schism in the Church of Scotland?

I think teachers deserve all the holidays they get. The gods know that we need them and that the pay isn't great. We could do with better teachers, though, and children with more interesting stuff they're taught. regards, Hein

So that's another "Clash of the....." bollocks. What happened to threads of originality, clever, wit and suchlike? Fooking 'ell!!

Hopefully.

My first question to you would be - are you famous enough to get an obit? If so, please do two things - one, PM me your name, and two, hang on in there until 01/01/16.

Anybody on my DDP list for 2015 should probably go on an 'Ideas And Possibilities For 2016' list given my number of hits for 2014...

And that's so wrong to run with a 51 line signature. Please condense it to just a few lines.