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On 12/07/2023 at 11:06, Bibliogryphon said:

 

 

Here his French Translator accepts an award on his behalf (probably won't get points for this)

 Can't accept that I'm afraid. Has to be the pick in the pic. 

 

But to show I'm not completely heartless, I'll throw you a bone. If his French Translator also dies before the year is out, I'll give you the point. Can't say fairer than that:D

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On 12/07/2023 at 11:28, ThereWillBeDeaths7 said:

Same problem as the others seem to have is that Kundera rarely showed up for such events, mainly because of health reasons and a complicated relationship with the Czech Republic.

 

Here's his Czech translator (didn't think he'd need one?) Anna Kareninová accepting the Franz Kafka Prize 2020; which was awarded to Kundera.

 

 

(Likewise, I could see why this doesn't count but here's for trying)

 Good effort, but no dice. Same applies to his Czech translator - in the unlikely event of her demise, the point is all yours!

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It would appear that I made a boo-boo when posting up the scores at the last update. As is obvious below, 5 players saw a reduction in the points between the June 19th update for Gordon McQueen, and the July 5th update for Esteban Volkov. The reason is simple - I fucked up! I added the points for Volkov to an older scoreboard, and thus the 5 players lost the points they had gained for McQueen. 

I have resisted the temptation to punish the lack of observational skills of the 5 players by leaving things as they are, and will instead rectify the scoreboard. 

 

Posted June 19

 

GCREPTILE                                        +65        5 Hits

BOOK                                                  +53        4 Hits     

GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA              +49        6 Hits

WANNAMAKER                                +43        4 Hits

THE OLD LADY                                 +43        3 Hits

THEREWILLBEDEATHS7                 +38        5 Hits

AN FEAR BEAG                                 +36        3 Hits

BIBLIOGRYPHON                             +34        4 Hits

PERHAPS                                           +33        5 Hits

BUFFALO PHIL                                  +31        4 Hits

CAPTAIN CHORIZO                          +26        4 Hits

MARINISIA                                        +24        2 Hits

TOAST                                                +23        3Hits

TORVA MESSOR                               +22        3 Hits

LIZ LEMON                                        +22        2 Hits

FUNERALOPOLIS                             +21        3 Hits

THE UNKNOWN MAN                      +21       3 Hits

THE OLD CREM                                +17        3 Hits

PEDRO67                                           +16        2 Hits

MSC                                                    +15        3 Hits

CAPTAIN HEMLOCK                        +15        3 Hits

TQR                                                    +11        2 Hits

TRACY                                                +6           2 Hits

MRS PEDRO                                      +6           1 Hit

GOOSEBERRY CRUMBLE               +4           1 Hit

 

 

GCREPTILE                                        +60        4 Hits 

BOOK                                                  +53        4 Hits    

AN FEAR BEAG                                 +50        4 Hits

CAPTAIN HEMLOCK                        +45        4 Hits

GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA              +44        5 Hits

THE OLD LADY                                 +43        3 Hits

THEREWILLBEDEATHS7                 +38        5 Hits

TORVA MESSOR                               +34        4 Hits

BIBLIOGRYPHON                             +34        4 Hits

WANNAMAKER                                +34        3 Hits

BUFFALO PHIL                                  +31        4 Hits

CAPTAIN CHORIZO                          +26        4 Hits

MARINISIA                                        +24        2 Hits

TOAST                                                +23        3Hits

LIZ LEMON                                        +22        2 Hits

FUNERALOPOLIS                             +21        3 Hits

THE UNKNOWN MAN                      +21        3 Hits

PERHAPS                                            +18        4 Hits

PEDRO67                                           +16        2 Hits

MSC                                                    +15        3 Hits

THE OLD CREM                                +13        2 Hits

TQR                                                    +11        2 Hits

TRACY                                                +6           2 Hits

MRS PEDRO                                      +6           1 Hit

GOOSEBERRY CRUMBLE               +4           1 Hit

 

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And here is the corrected scoreboard that we are now playing off.

 

GCREPTILE                                        +65        5 Hits  

BOOK                                                  +53        4 Hits

AN FEAR BEAG                                 +50        4 Hits

GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA              +49        6 Hits

CAPTAIN HEMLOCK                        +45        4 Hits

WANNAMAKER                                +43        4 Hits

THE OLD LADY                                 +43        3 Hits

THEREWILLBEDEATHS7                 +38        5 Hits

TORVA MESSOR                               +34        4 Hits

BIBLIOGRYPHON                             +34        4 Hits

PERHAPS                                            +33        5 Hits

BUFFALO PHIL                                  +31        4 Hits

CAPTAIN CHORIZO                          +26        4 Hits

MARINISIA                                        +24        2 Hits

TOAST                                                +23        3Hits

LIZ LEMON                                        +22        2 Hits

FUNERALOPOLIS                             +21        3 Hits

THE UNKNOWN MAN                      +21       3 Hits

THE OLD CREM                                +17        3 Hits

PEDRO67                                           +16        2 Hits

MSC                                                    +15        3 Hits

TQR                                                    +11        2 Hits

TRACY                                                +6           2 Hits

MRS PEDRO                                      +6           1 Hit

GOOSEBERRY CRUMBLE               +4           1 Hit

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And now let's head over to the weather, where it appears that "the other Frank Field" has  a very cold front (and back, and middle). While everyone was busy believing what the politician had to say about his condition, three players picked the lesser fancied alternative, and earn some healthy points. Unfortunately Frank never won "Weatherman of the Year", so any player hunting for a photo have been left disappointed.

 

FRANK FIELD 

 

+2 Base Point

+3 Unique DDP pick

+1 Picked by 3 teams

+2 Die on the first or last day of the month

+2 (Hidden Bonus No. 6: "+2 if the picks Wikipedia page has a “Personal Life” section (it has to be those exact two words" ) 

 

+10 TOTAL POINTS

 

As they themselves pointed out, @Captain Hemlock is a victim of Bonus 13:  "-2 if player has two consecutive hits born in the same decade. -3 if a third hit, -4 if a 4th etc"

Volkov  followed by Field leads to a 2 point deduction, which is doubly costly as Field was a wildcard selection.

 

Hits for:   Captain Hemlock  (Wildcard) 

                 TQR

                 ThereWillBeDeaths7

 

The big winner is the aforementioned Captain, who moves into second place, valiantly chasing the long-time leader @gcreptile. Those lost points are looking especially costly now!

 

 

GCREPTILE                                        +65        5 Hits

CAPTAIN HEMLOCK                        +61        5 Hits

BOOK                                                 +53        4 Hits

AN FEAR BEAG                                 +50        4 Hits

GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA              +49        6 Hits

THEREWILLBEDEATHS7                 +48        6 Hits

WANNAMAKER                                +43        4 Hits

THE OLD LADY                                 +43        3 Hits

TORVA MESSOR                               +34        4 Hits

BIBLIOGRYPHON                             +34        4 Hits

PERHAPS                                            +33        5 Hits

BUFFALO PHIL                                  +31        4 Hits

CAPTAIN CHORIZO                          +26        4 Hits

MARINISIA                                        +24        2 Hits

TOAST                                                +23        3Hits

LIZ LEMON                                        +22        2 Hits

FUNERALOPOLIS                             +21        3 Hits

THE UNKNOWN MAN                      +21       3 Hits

TQR                                                    +21        3 Hits

THE OLD CREM                                +17        3 Hits

PEDRO67                                           +16        2 Hits

MSC                                                    +15        3 Hits

TRACY                                                +6           2 Hits

MRS PEDRO                                      +6           1 Hit

GOOSEBERRY CRUMBLE               +4           1 Hit

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Now what do we have here? Potential major controversy!!

 

On the afternoon of 12th July, I took the following screenshot of the Wikipedia page of one Milan Kundera

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This afternoon, I took the following screenshot of the Wikipedia page of the same Milan Kundera.

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Anyone spot the difference? That's right. It would appear that at some point in the past two days, someone has edited Milan Kundera's Wikipedia page to include a section entitled "Personal Life". Now why would anyone go to the trouble of that I wonder.

Could it be anything to do with this?   "6. +2 if the picks Wikipedia page has a “Personal Life” section (it has to be those exact two words)"

 

Anyone want to 'fess up before the witchhunt  investigation begins? Come on - you might as well make it easier on yourself :axe:

 

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I assume the Mutulu Shakur update is coming, but I think my number of hits is wrong by one? I think I have 6 hits now, Lobinger, Harris, Sakamoto, Kundera, Ben Ferencz, and Gordon McQueen. But the score seems correct. I was already wondering how I could get so many points with so few hits.

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7 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

I assume the Mutulu Shakur update is coming, but I think my number of hits is wrong by one? I think I have 6 hits now, Lobinger, Harris, Sakamoto, Kundera, Ben Ferencz, and Gordon McQueen. But the score seems correct. I was already wondering how I could get so many points with so few hits.

 

Kundera has not been scored yet. You currently have 65 points from 5 hits:

Tim Lobinger (Wildcard) : 12 points x2 =24

Ryiuchi Sakamoto (Wildcard) : 6 points x2 = 12

Rolf Harris (Wildcard) : 8 points x2 = 16

Ben Ferencz : 8 points

Gordon McQueen : 5 points

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Oh I see, good to know!

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Tony Bennett’s dead. This is him with a Grammy, 2012.

 

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Emmy-Winner 1996 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program

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Another Grammy with Lady Gaga

 

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On 21/07/2023 at 13:36, TQR said:

Tony Bennett’s dead. This is him with a Grammy, 2012.

 

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To be exact, that's him with TWO Grammies. Which according to google, he won for "Best Pop Duo Performance" with Amy Winehouse, and "Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album" (whatever that means).

 

Two bonus points for you.

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On 21/07/2023 at 13:48, LizLemon said:

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What the fuck is that? An award for "Best Balloon Animal"?

 

(On this one, I will insist that you name the award, as it is not clear in that picture whether he is receiving or presenting)

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On 21/07/2023 at 14:06, Toast said:

Another Grammy with Lady Gaga

 

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Can't accept that one, I'm afraid. It looks like he is holding one of the awards that TQR posted first up.

While I do appreciate the argument that TQR's photo is of him with one of the Grammys, and your photo is of him holding the other one, I'm still not accepting it, as it is impossible to tell the two awards apart. 

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Since I'm here, why not catch up a bit on the hits. Mutulu Shakur's ill health had been well flagged - however it looks like many players were wary of the old "I'm dying - please release me" line, so beloved of the incarcerated. Only 8 players cashed in, but they  have not been well rewarded. 

 

MUTULU SHAKUR

 

+2 Base Point

+2 (Hidden Bonus No. 6: "+2 if the picks Wikipedia page has a “Personal Life” section (it has to be those exact two words" ) 

-1 (Hidden Bonus no. 11 "-1 for every time a pick has remarried.")

 

+3 TOTAL POINTS

 

Two players, @gcreptileand @wannamaker, fell foul of Bonus 13:  "-2 if player has two consecutive hits born in the same decade", with Shakur (born 1950) their next hit after Gordon McQueen (born 1952). 

Unsurprisingly, no pictures seem to exist of Shakur receiving any prizes.

 

Hits for:   An Fear Beag (Bonus +1 Position 16 on list)

                  Book

                  BuffaloPhil (Wildcard)

                  Captain Chorizo

                  Funeralopolis (Bonus +1 Position 16 on list)

                  Gcreptile  (Bonus +1 Position 12 on list)

                   Msc

                  Wannamaker (Breaks Run of Hits in Order)

 

The small points total means that there are no big winners this time around. GCreptile increases the lead at the top, but only by two points, While @Book and your truly edge a little closer to the lead.

 

GCREPTILE                                        +67        6 Hits    

CAPTAIL HEMLOCK                         +61        5 Hits

BOOK                                                 +56        5 Hits

AN FEAR BEAG                                 +54        5 Hits

GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA              +49        6 Hits

THEREWILLBEDEATHS7                 +48        6 Hits

WANNAMAKER                                +44        5 Hits

THE OLD LADY                                 +43        3 Hits

BUFFALO PHIL                                  +37        5 Hits

TORVA MESSOR                               +34        4 Hits

BIBLIOGRYPHON                             +34        4 Hits

PERHAPS                                            +33        5 Hits

CAPTAIN CHORIZO                          +29        5 Hits

FUNERALOPOLIS                             +25        4 Hits

MARINISIA                                        +24        2 Hits

TOAST                                                +23        3Hits

LIZ LEMON                                        +22        2 Hits

THE UNKNOWN MAN                     +21        3 Hits

TQR                                                    +21        3 Hits

MSC                                                    +18        4 Hits

THE OLD CREM                                +17        3 Hits

PEDRO67                                           +16        2 Hits

TRACY                                                +6           2 Hits

MRS PEDRO                                      +6           1 Hit

GOOSEBERRY CRUMBLE               +4           1 Hit

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2 hours ago, An Fear Beag said:

Can't accept that one, I'm afraid. It looks like he is holding one of the awards that TQR posted first up.

While I do appreciate the argument that TQR's photo is of him with one of the Grammys, and your photo is of him holding the other one, I'm still not accepting it, as it is impossible to tell the two awards apart. 

 

Sorry, didn't realise it was the same event. There's two Grammys because one of them is Gaga's.

Try this one then - the Gershwin Prize for Popular Song 2017.

 

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https://gershwin.com/library-star-studded-cast-honor-tony-bennett-with-gershwin-prize/

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@Toast - it looks like I was incorrect.

 

This is Tony Bennett at the 2012 Grammys

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This is Tony Bennett with Lady Gaga at the 2015 Grammys

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I suspect they may have wrapped him up in bubble-wrap after the 2012 Awards, stuck him in a cupboard, and unwrapped him again for 2015.

You would have thought that a man of his fame could afford a second suit!

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6 hours ago, An Fear Beag said:

 

What the fuck is that? An award for "Best Balloon Animal"?

 

(On this one, I will insist that you name the award, as it is not clear in that picture whether he is receiving or presenting)

This is the National Art Award, being presented to him by Nancy Pelosi.

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George Alagiah receiving OBE Award

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Well he won loads of awards but I can’t find pics of anyfuckingthing else.

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4 hours ago, TQR said:

Well he won loads of awards but I can’t find pics of anyfuckingthing else.

 

Me neither.

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