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Honoree Harry Belafonte accepts the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award onstage during the Academy of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences' 2014 Governors Awards.
 

Receives Jean Hersholt award at Academy Awards 2014

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3 minutes ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said:
Honoree Harry Belafonte accepts the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award onstage during the Academy of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences' 2014 Governors Awards.
 

Receives Jean Hersholt award at Academy Awards 2014

 

That looks remarkably similar to the picture that Book already posted :facepalm:

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8 minutes ago, An Fear Beag said:

That looks remarkably similar to the picture that Book already posted :facepalm:

Naah, mine's much bigger (story of my life)

Just cause I try to please, here he is getting a lifetime achievement award.

 

Harry Belafonte Receives Life Achievement Award, Photocall - 65th Locarno Film Festival

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Winning a Grammy in 1966 with Miriam Makeba for their album together.

 

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1 hour ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said:

Naah, mine's much bigger (story of my life)

Just cause I try to please, here he is getting a lifetime achievement award.

 

Harry Belafonte Receives Life Achievement Award, Photocall - 65th Locarno Film Festival

Given your history at this, I did have to double-check that you didn't just post a picture of him with an ornament he had picked up off his mantlepiece.

 

But no, that is indeed Harry Belafonte with his Leopard Career Award at the 65th Locarno Film Festival in 2012.

 

Bonus point for you!

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2 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Oh I was mistaken! I did have Harry Belafonte in one of my teams- this one!

 

So I am no longer a bottom dweller !! @An Fear Beag  

You are assuming that you will get positive points for your hit - not necessarily the case in this pool :D

 

You might still find yourself sniffing around the bottom!

 

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3 hours ago, An Fear Beag said:

Given your history at this, I did have to double-check that you didn't just post a picture of him with an ornament he had picked up off his mantlepiece.

 

But no, that is indeed Harry Belafonte with his Leopard Career Award at the 65th Locarno Film Festival in 2012.

 

Bonus point for you!

 

On a complete tangent, while looking up GUB's picture of Harry Belafonte's award , I came across a list of winners of the Locarno Film Festival's Leopard of Honour winners, for "Life's work achievement". A long list of illustrious names including Ennio Morricone (1989), Jean-Luc Goddard (1995), Sydney Pollack (2002), Werner Herzog (2013).

 

and, eh, Matt Dillon (2022).

 

I will admit that I am no film buff, so I may be missing something here, but what the fuck??

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8 hours ago, Captain Hemlock said:

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The Golden Cock-and-Balls Award?

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Update time, as your host continues to sully the name of this much-maligned pool by actually keeping it up to date. It would have been done sooner, but we have been awaiting a decision from chief adjudicator @Clorox Bleachman on Barry Humphries. Humphries died from complications of surgery following a fall, so I asked for an adjudication as to whether that might sneak an unnatural death bonus. After a long period of reflection, Clorox made a wise and considered judgement which can be summarised as "fucked if I know, see what @Death Impendsdoes in the DDP". No unnatural death bonus in the DDP, means no unnatural death bonus here.

 

BARRY HUMPHRIES

 

+2 Base Point

+3 Selected by 2 Teams

+2 (Hidden Bonus No. 6: "+2 if the picks Wikipedia page has a “Personal Life” section (it has to be those exact two words" ) 

-3 (Hidden Bonus No. 10: "-2 if the pick has written an autobiography. -3 if they have written more than 1")

-3 (Hidden Bonus No. 11: "-1 for every time a pick has remarried")

 

+1 TOTAL POINTS

 

Hits for:  Pedro67

                ThereWillBeDeaths7 

 

So all that effort, and there has been bugger-all change to the scoreboard. @Pedro67 and @ThereWillBeDeaths7 move up 1 point, and no places in the scoreboard!

 

 

GCREPTILE                                        +44        3 Hits 

BOOK                                                  +33        2 Hits    

THE OLD LADY                                 +29        2 Hits

WANNAMAKER                                +25        2 Hits

TORVA MESSOR                               +22        3 Hits

THEREWILLBEDEATHS7                 +17        3 Hits

BUFFALO PHIL                                  +15        3 Hits

CAPTAIN CHORIZO                          +14        2 Hits

FUNERALOPOLIS                             +14        2 Hits

AN FEAR BEAG                                 +13        1 Hit

PERHAPS                                           +11         3 Hits

MSC                                                    +9           2 Hits

GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA              +8           2 Hits

LIZ LEMON                                        +8           1 Hit

THE UNKNOWN MAN                    +7           1 Hits

TRACY                                                +6           2 Hits

MARINISIA                                        +6           1 Hit

THE OLD CREM                                +6           1 Hit

TOAST                                                +6           1 Hit

BIBLIOGRYPHON                             +4           1 Hit

TQR                                                    +4           1 Hit

CAPTAIN HEMLOCK                        +3           1 Hit

PEDRO67                                           +2           1 Hit

GOOSEBERRY CRUMBLE               0             0 Hits

MRS PEDRO                                      0             0 Hits

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To bring the pool unnervingly up to date, let's allocate the points for popular pick, and frequent prize winner, Harry Belafonte

 

HARRY BELAFONTE

+2 Base Point

+2 Drop 40

+2 Deathlist Alumnus

+2 (Hidden Bonus No. 6: "+2 if the picks Wikipedia page has a “Personal Life” section (it has to be those exact two words" )

-2 (Hidden Bonus No. 10: "-2 if the pick has written an autobiography. -3 if they have written more than 1")

-2 (Hidden Bonus No. 11: "-1 for every time a pick has remarried")

 

+4 TOTAL POINTS

 

Hits for:   AnFearBeag  (Bonus +1 Position 21 on list)(Bonus +1 Picture posted) (Bonus +1 Hits in order) 

                 Book  (Bonus +2 Picture posted)

                  Captain Chorizo (Bonus +1 Position 4 on list) 

                  Captain Hemlock (Bonus +1 Picture posted) (Breaks run of hits in order)

                  GooseberryCrumble 

                  Great Uncle Bulgaria (Bonus +1 Position 12 on list) (Bonus +1 Picture posted)

                  The Unknown Man (Bonus +1 Hits in order) 

                   Toast (Bonus +1 Picture posted) (Breaks run of hits in order)

                   ThereWillBeDeaths7 (Bonus +1 Picture posted)

 

An so to the leaderboard. No change to the positions at the top. However, @Bookedges closer to @gcreptileat the summit, in what is currently a 2-horse race. @ThereWillBeDeaths7

 is the first to rack up 4 hits (out of 6 deaths), but languishes down in 5th, as a result of the vagaries of the scoring system. @Gooseberry Crumbleprise themselves away from the               bottom, leaving Mr. and Mrs. @Pedro67to duke it out for last place.

 

GCREPTILE                                        +44        3 Hits

BOOK                                                  +39        3 Hits     

THE OLD LADY                                 +29        2 Hits

WANNAMAKER                                +25        2 Hits

THEREWILLBEDEATHS7                 +22        4 Hits

TORVA MESSOR                               +22        3 Hits

AN FEAR BEAG                                 +20        2 Hits

CAPTAIN CHORIZO                          +19        3 Hits

TOAST                                                +16        2 Hits

BUFFALO PHIL                                  +15        3 Hits

GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA              +14        3 Hits

FUNERALOPOLIS                             +14        2 Hits

THE UNKNOWN MAN                     +12       2 Hits

PERHAPS                                            +11        3 Hits

MSC                                                    +9           2 Hits

CAPTAIN HEMLOCK                        +8           2 Hits

LIZ LEMON                                        +8           1 Hit

TRACY                                                +6           2 Hits

MARINISIA                                        +6           1 Hit

THE OLD CREM                                +6           1 Hit

BIBLIOGRYPHON                             +4           1 Hit

GOOSEBERRY CRUMBLE               +4           1 Hit

TQR                                                    +4           1 Hit

PEDRO67                                           +2           1 Hit

MRS PEDRO                                      0             0 Hits

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Just now realised I had Barry Humphries in my team. Four out of six hits as of now, did not expect that! If I can still submit my award picture for mr. Humphries, I present you:

 

Barry Humphries receiving the Wizard of Oz award from (then) Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall for his fictional character Sir Les Patterson at the Oldie Of The Year Awards 2021. This happened at The Savoy Hotel in London.

 

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If not, look! Elderly Dame reluctantly accepts a framed picture which says "I'll die" from a future Queen and dies within two years!

 

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2 hours ago, ThereWillBeDeaths7 said:

Just now realised I had Barry Humphries in my team. Four out of six hits as of now, did not expect that! If I can still submit my award picture for mr. Humphries, I present you:

 

Barry Humphries receiving the Wizard of Oz award from (then) Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall for his fictional character Sir Les Patterson at the Oldie Of The Year Awards 2021. This happened at The Savoy Hotel in London.

 

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If not, look! Elderly Dame reluctantly accepts a framed picture which says "I'll die" from a future Queen and dies within two years!

 

It's about bloody time one of you realised that you had picked him! Picture bonuses can be claimed at any time, and that is definitely him receiving a prize, so 1 bonus point to you.

 

Its bad news for @Pedro67, I'm afraid. It is -2 for the last person to submit a picture, and when only two people pick him ....

So for correctly predicting that Barry Humphreys would not see out the year, Pedro gets they princely sum of -1 point :D, and joins his good wife on 0 points. He is ahead of her on total number of hits though!

 

GCREPTILE                                        +44        3 Hits

BOOK                                                  +39        3 Hits     

THE OLD LADY                                 +29        2 Hits

WANNAMAKER                                +25        2 Hits

THEREWILLBEDEATHS7                 +23        4 Hits

TORVA MESSOR                               +22        3 Hits

AN FEAR BEAG                                 +20        2 Hits

CAPTAIN CHORIZO                          +19        3 Hits

TOAST                                                +16        2 Hits

BUFFALO PHIL                                  +15        3 Hits

GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA              +14        3 Hits

FUNERALOPOLIS                             +14        2 Hits

THE UNKNOWN MAN                     +12       2 Hits

PERHAPS                                            +11        3 Hits

MSC                                                    +9           2 Hits

CAPTAIN HEMLOCK                        +8           2 Hits

LIZ LEMON                                        +8           1 Hit

TRACY                                                +6           2 Hits

MARINISIA                                        +6           1 Hit

THE OLD CREM                                +6           1 Hit

BIBLIOGRYPHON                             +4           1 Hit

GOOSEBERRY CRUMBLE               +4           1 Hit

TQR                                                    +4           1 Hit

PEDRO67                                           0           1 Hit

MRS PEDRO                                      0             0 Hits

 

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On 26/04/2023 at 08:29, An Fear Beag said:

The Golden Cock-and-Balls Award?

 

 

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14 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

George Logan is a hit for me here

 

Tell the truth, how long did you spend looking for a photo?

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7 hours ago, An Fear Beag said:

 

Tell the truth, how long did you spend looking for a photo?

About 20 minutes

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3 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

About 20 minutes

:lol:

Nice to see someone taking the pool seriously!

 

I spent about 5 minutes looking and couldn't see anything. I've never seen Hinge and Bracket (never heard of them before this pool), but they must not have been very good- they don't seem to have won a fucking thing! 

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6 minutes ago, An Fear Beag said:

:lol:

Nice to see someone taking the pool seriously!

 

I spent about 5 minutes looking and couldn't see anything. I've never seen Hinge and Bracket (never heard of them before this pool), but they must not have been very good- they don't seem to have won a fucking thing! 

 

I thought someone in the LGBT+ community should have given them some recognition but I suppose they were too early, too subtle and performed material written by Gyles Brandreth.

 

He was a unique DDP pick though

 

I did love the fact that I discovered that at an early review they performed at Peggy Ashcroft did not realise they were a drag act and thought they were genuinely two elderly lesbians 

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Rolf Harris and a BAFTA:

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Officer of the Order of Australia

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CBE

 

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