The Fucking 2024 Olympics

[The Old Crem 3,583]

Bronze for Laura Collett in the Individual eventing. Fourth for Tom McEwan. 

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

2 minutes ago, Sinbabad said:

And didn’t we fight alongside Yankees to kick you out of the USA ?

And William the Conqueror, where was he born ?

 

Well, it was more trouble than it was worth to keep America, so that was a tactical loss.

 

Willie the Conk was born in... Sutton Coldfield, wasn't it?

[Sinbabad 1,116]

1 minute ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said:

 

Well, it was more trouble than it was worth to keep America, so that was a tactical loss.

 

Willie the Conk was born in... Sutton Coldfield, wasn't it?

From my history classes’s memories, he was born in the Duchy of Normandy, in nowadays France ?

If not you can facepalm me !

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41 minutes ago, Sinbabad said:

From my history classes’s memories, he was born in the Duchy of Normandy, in nowadays France ?

If not you can facepalm me !

 

Falaise, to be precise.

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8 hours ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said:

Snowflakes have got Bob Ballard removed from Eurosport's swimming commentary team for a mildly sexist joke, to be replaced by an annoyingly hyperactive American.

 

Where is this going to end?  It was a totally inoffensive jest.

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

18 hours ago, TQR said:

A Fucking Silver for Adam Peaty, off by just 2 hundredths of a second! Shit it.

 

Amazing achievement to do that after a couple of years off.

 

And apparently had the Fucking covid innit. 

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3 minutes ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said:

And apparently had the Fucking covid innit. 

 

Ah well, cue all the experts claiming he'd have won if he hadn't had the Fucking vaccine.

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

2 hours ago, Sinbabad said:

From my history classes’s memories, he was born in the Duchy of Normandy, in nowadays France ?

If not you can facepalm me !

 

There you go, revenge in the whitewater.

[BuffaloPhil 926]

2 hours ago, RoverAndOut said:

Bloody hell! That was tense! A duel for the gold, a little barge of the wheels but all good and an incredible recovery from Pidcock! You wait all weekend for a gold and 2 (at least) come along on Monday! Happy now @BuffaloPhil? 

 

Very! We're flying now, and I'm certain it was my comments here last night that spurred the team on!

 

Only France (13) and the US (12) have more Fucking medals in total than Team GB (9) right now!

[ladyfiona 2,577]

I should put a large swear jar out and charge you all 50p per swear word.

[Bentrovato 1,087]

15 minutes ago, ladyfiona said:

I should put a large swear jar out and charge you all 50p per swear word.

Why the fucking cunting bastard would you fucking wanking do that? (Sorry. Had to be done. Name your favourite charity I can donate to.)

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28 minutes ago, ladyfiona said:

I should put a large swear jar out and charge you all 50p per swear word.

 

Brb while I just Fucking remortgage

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GB's Matt Richards gets Fucking Silver in the Fucking Swimming (M 200m Freestyle), off the lead by just 0.02 Fucking seconds again. Fahhhk.

[Father Brown 209]

Adam Peaty's caught Fucking COVID

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/articles/crgl6n0x39eo

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12 minutes ago, Father Brown said:

Adam Peaty's caught Fucking COVID

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/articles/crgl6n0x39eo

 

 

5 hours ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said:

And apparently had the Fucking covid innit. 

 

[The Old Crem 3,583]

4 hours ago, BuffaloPhil said:

 

Very! We're flying now, and I'm certain it was my comments here last night that spurred the team on!

 

Only France (13) and the US (12) have more Fucking medals in total than Team GB (9) right now!

We should switch the medal table to how the Americans do it. 

[Father Brown 209]

2 hours ago, TQR said:

 

 

 

Sorry, forgot to put on my Fucking glasses! 

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North Korea playing against China in the Fucking Table Fucking Tennis. Feel sorry for them having no Fucking crowd cheering them on.

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Gold for GB's Nathan Hales in the Fucking Shooting!

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

9 minutes ago, TQR said:

Gold for GB's Nathan Hales in the Fucking Shooting!

Gold for Kent - Chatham to be precise. He probably learned his craft by shooting pikey burglars from Strood. I say that as a mildly proud Kent adoptee. I’m surprised my landlord didn’t qualify; he’d love to shoot a migrant or ten if he got the chance.

[RoverAndOut 4,746]

47 minutes ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said:

Gold for Kent - Chatham to be precise. He probably learned his craft by shooting pikey burglars from Strood. I say that as a mildly proud Kent adoptee. I’m surprised my landlord didn’t qualify; he’d love to shoot a migrant or ten if he got the chance.

 

Surprised the Yank only finished 5th out of 6, given all the practice they get... 

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

Supposed to be thunderstorms this evening , which could make beach volleyball interesting.

[Youth in Asia 1,086]

On 29/07/2024 at 17:12, En Passant said:

 

£3.99 on offer for a few more days, at any rate if you're buying it in the UK. If you're using a vpn, I'm not sure how it works that you pay for it where you are and watch as if In the UK? Wouldn't they turn the payment down?

 

I have a UK credit card so it worked. Perhaps if I had used an Indonesian credit card it wouldn't have.

Quick shout out to the North Korean no 16 seeds in the table tennis mixed doubles, who came within a whisker of beating the Chinese in the final.

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22 minutes ago, Youth in Asia said:

I have a UK credit card so it worked. Perhaps if I had used an Indonesian credit card it wouldn't have.

Quick shout out to the North Korean no 16 seeds in the table tennis mixed doubles, who came within a whisker of beating the Chinese in the final.

 

Played very well, thought they might turn it around for a while!

[RoverAndOut 4,746]

The Team GB lady gymnasts have just missed out on a Fucking medal by 0.2 of a Fucking point. Absolutely went for it and it so nearly paid off. Becky Downie's uneven bars routine was insane. And they all stayed on the beam, which is a minor miracle. Tiny margins, but them's the breaks.