Advent Avalanche 2024

[msc 18,556]

42 minutes ago, An Fear Beag said:

 

One of the cardinal rules of deadpooling - never trust a hunger-striker.

 

Generally you just give them a week or two, wave a Bic Mac in front of their noses, and all their lofty principles melt away. 

People also really underestimate how long it takes to starve to death. Bobby Sands was committed to the job, Thatchers lot happy to let it happen and it still took 66 days. Any glance at drols immortal thread should tell people the human body can sometimes be remarkably resilient.

[arghton 6,887]

2 hours ago, msc said:

People also really underestimate how long it takes to starve to death. Bobby Sands was committed to the job, Thatchers lot happy to let it happen and it still took 66 days. Any glance at drols immortal thread should tell people the human body can sometimes be remarkably resilient.

Talking about drol's immortals and hunger strikers, Surat Singh Khalsa is both. 91 years old, on-off hunger strike for 10 years and at some points he's weighed only around 32kg (70lbs). The fact that he's still alive is my reminder not to pick those types.

 

3 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said:

Not singling anyone out in particular, but there are some real stupid picks this year. Folk who are very old, but not at imminent risk. Not surprised this pool has gone tits up.

There are lots of similarities to 2022 here, too. (Although main difference is that that year had much more cancer sufferers as picks) Roster has a lot of people who are ill, but have been for years. If it weren't for Bollettieri, that year's AVALDP would've dragged on past Christmas.

 

Right now there are 4 or 5 picks I see as potential winners but at this point I would be less suprised if it ended up being one of the centenarians. 

[Captain Hemlock 750]

I one time considered Nacho Rocha for my DDP Rolls Off The Tongue theme team due to his hunger strike but then thought better about it. 

[drol 12,151]

8 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said:

Not singling anyone out in particular, but there are some real stupid picks this year. Folk who are very old, but not at imminent risk. Not surprised this pool has gone tits up.

The specific period was bad, with no obvious hospitalised picks. Only Alvaro Noboa, I wanted to pick him but he was reportedly doing well.

 

Now there would be plenty on the brink of death: Advani, Thimmakka, Collares, Sotil, Vasudevan Nair... though all of them are improving ofc.

 

Quite bad luck for this pool.

[Ulitzer95 12,894]

3 minutes ago, drol said:

The specific period was bad, with no obvious hospitalised picks. Only Alvaro Noboa, I wanted to pick him but he was reportedly doing well.

 

Now there would be plenty on the brink of death: Advani, Thimmakka, Collares, Sotil, Vasudevan Nair... though all of them are improving ofc.

 

Quite bad luck for this pool.

Who, who, who, who, and who?

I must confess to skimming over your posts about third world provincial politicians so this just read as gobbledygook.

[drol 12,151]

Happy Christmas to you too, Ulitzer.

[Ulitzer95 12,894]

2 minutes ago, drol said:

Happy Christmas to you too, Ulitzer.

And a buon natale to you too, drol.

Nothing but coal for your moody, humourless Finnish friend though.
 

[An Fear Beag 1,577]

12 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said:

And a buon natale to you too, drol.

Nothing but coal for your moody, humourless Finnish friend though.
 

I'd love some coal for Christmas - can only get the smokeless stuff here now. I'd happily receive a bag of proper coal rather than the usual socks, jocks and chocs.

[Joey Russ 7,267]

Drol keeps complaining about no obvious picks but Jody Gormley was right there. 
Just a reminder that if nobody dies by Christmas Day then nobody wins. Probably would be the first time a pool would have no winner since Deathrace 2010

[gcreptile 11,086]

Do I keep my crown or do I have to return it?

[maryportfuncity 10,687]

8 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Drol keeps complaining about no obvious picks but Jody Gormley was right there. 
Just a reminder that if nobody dies by Christmas Day then nobody wins. Probably would be the first time a pool would have no winner since Deathrace 2010

 

 

Yeah, though - fuck knows - the Deathracers have made up for it since with some admirable picking of marginal figures just about worth two lines in the English edition of their trade journal in Bangla Desh

[gcreptile 11,086]

So last year's 2nd place was Ryan Minor/Ingrid Steeger on the 22nd?

Looks like people are not in the mood for dying in early/mid Decembre anymore.