Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted May 20, 2011 Okay lets just recap her ailments. Partial paralysis. Stroke. Blood-clots. Infection. Hip replacement. Concussion. (A heap of stuff I can't even remember...) Gangrene. Leg amputation. (Did von Anhalt ever get around to preserving that leg, or is he waiting for the rest of her). Trauma of Liz Taylor's death. Pneumonia. Feeding-tube infection and hemorrhage. Coma. There can't be anything left...can there? Just one thing. DEATH. Actually on my Zsa Zsa Bingo Card I've still got Cancer, Alzheimers and Heart Attack to mark off. She hasn't been shot yet either... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falkekopf 50 Posted May 20, 2011 Draw the curtains, turn out the lights and switch the machine off...please! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted May 20, 2011 Draw the curtains, turn out the lights and switch the machine off...please! Perhaps the Prinz forgot to put her in his 2011 team and wants to ensure she survives into 2012? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted May 20, 2011 How does a woman marry serial rapist Conrad Hilton and then still find someone worse to hook up with later on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted May 20, 2011 Draw the curtains, turn out the lights and switch the machine off...please! Perhaps the Prinz forgot to put her in his 2011 team and wants to ensure she survives into 2012? Perhaps he's not happy with his position in the will... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 20, 2011 Draw the curtains, turn out the lights and switch the machine off...please! Perhaps the Prinz forgot to put her in his 2011 team and wants to ensure she survives into 2012? Perhaps he's not happy with his position in the will... Lets hope she's not 2011's Ariel Sharon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted May 20, 2011 Draw the curtains, turn out the lights and switch the machine off...please! Perhaps the Prinz forgot to put her in his 2011 team and wants to ensure she survives into 2012? Perhaps he's not happy with his position in the will... Lets hope she's not 2011's Ariel Sharon. May well depend on whether some nurse catches the Prinz's eye... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted May 20, 2011 Gabors husband is fearing the worst,doctors are preparing him for it ,but he wants them to 'fight on'. Spoilsport! http://www.iol.co.za/tonight/movies/zsa-zs...worst-1.1071513 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiesa52 132 Posted May 20, 2011 Zsa Zsa's in a coma now http://technorati.com/entertainment/celebr...-in-coma-after/ not long for this world Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted May 21, 2011 BAD NEWS I'M AFRAID-SHES OUT OF THE COMA AMD MAY GO HOME AS EARLY AS MONDAY.. http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Zsa-Zsa-Gabo...om-coma/8143471 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted May 21, 2011 BAD NEWS I'M AFRAID-SHES OUT OF THE COMA AMD MAY GO HOME AS EARLY AS MONDAY.. http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Zsa-Zsa-Gabo...om-coma/8143471 Bear in mind this is according to her husband, who as we have already gathered is not the most reliable source Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vaagheid 141 Posted May 21, 2011 BAD NEWS I'M AFRAID-SHES OUT OF THE COMA AMD MAY GO HOME AS EARLY AS MONDAY.. http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Zsa-Zsa-Gabo...om-coma/8143471 Bear in mind this is according to her husband, who as we have already gathered is not the most reliable source So, was she ever in a coma in the first place i wonder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 21, 2011 BAD NEWS I'M AFRAID-SHES OUT OF THE COMA AMD MAY GO HOME AS EARLY AS MONDAY.. http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Zsa-Zsa-Gabo...om-coma/8143471 Six hours later and that seems to be the only article claiming that she has woken up. Could be a red herring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted May 21, 2011 BAD NEWS I'M AFRAID-SHES OUT OF THE COMA AMD MAY GO HOME AS EARLY AS MONDAY.. http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Zsa-Zsa-Gabo...om-coma/8143471 Six hours later and that seems to be the only article claiming that she has woken up. Could be a red herring. Reading between the lines I think the doctorswho have pretty much given up on treating her, are giving him the option of taking her home to die but he has.sn't fully grasped whats going on.It's quite touching how much he loves her even in that condition.He just can't accept that this might finally be the end Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 21, 2011 BAD NEWS I'M AFRAID-SHES OUT OF THE COMA AMD MAY GO HOME AS EARLY AS MONDAY.. http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Zsa-Zsa-Gabo...om-coma/8143471 Six hours later and that seems to be the only article claiming that she has woken up. Could be a red herring. Reading between the lines I think the doctorswho have pretty much given up on treating her, are giving him the option of taking her home to die but he has.sn't fully grasped whats going on.It's quite touching how much he loves her even in that condition.He just can't accept that this might finally be the end I don't think it's got anything to do with love. If she dies, he will virtually have no press coverage after the funeral. They are z-listers already. When she dies, he becomes a complete nobody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalmonMousse 25 Posted May 21, 2011 http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/18/zsa-zsa-gabo...al-los-angeles/ a tease in life, a tease in well still life perhaps the woman is part yoyo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalmonMousse 25 Posted May 21, 2011 nothing to see here move along please on a forum based on celebrating death why can I not kill a useless post? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted May 21, 2011 nothing to see here move along please on a forum based on celebrating death why can I not kill a useless post? What useless post? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,597 Posted May 21, 2011 nothing to see here move along please on a forum based on celebrating death why can I not kill a useless post? What useless post? I presume he/she now means two useless posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 21, 2011 nothing to see here move along please on a forum based on celebrating death why can I not kill a useless post? What useless post? I presume he/she now means two useless posts. I can see three useless posts now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,597 Posted May 21, 2011 nothing to see here move along please on a forum based on celebrating death why can I not kill a useless post? What useless post? I presume he/she now means two useless posts. I can see three useless posts now. If you can only see three, you're not trying! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted May 22, 2011 http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/18/zsa-zsa-gabo...al-los-angeles/ a tease in life, a tease in well still life perhaps the woman is part yoyo Are you .... the Salmon Mousse!!! ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 22, 2011 http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/18/zsa-zsa-gabo...al-los-angeles/ a tease in life, a tease in well still life perhaps the woman is part yoyo Are you .... the Salmon Mousse!!! ? Salmond Moose? aka Moira Salmond? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bubblebobbler 0 Posted May 22, 2011 http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/18/zsa-zsa-gabo...al-los-angeles/ a tease in life, a tease in well still life perhaps the woman is part yoyo next to go perhaps, what will her husband milk for fame when she's gone?! maybe he'll glue his eyelids shut again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted May 22, 2011 Windsor - see here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
