open pinecone 0 Posted March 6, 2005 Times gotta be up for this Jurassic, scotchbrite wearing, pvc trousered Dinosaur from the valleys. He is so endangered it has got to be a huge risk being seen next to him when you are coming through customs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,911 Posted March 6, 2005 Any health news on him? PS Who is that in your avatar open pinecone ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rude Kid 3 Posted March 6, 2005 It's "zany" (read: tedious and deeply unfunny) Bernie Clifton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,911 Posted March 6, 2005 Ah the avatar has been changed. I remember Bernie Clifton. To my utter same he's from St.Helens which is where I'm from. I meant the lady? with the mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted March 7, 2005 To my utter same Maybe you are from St Elens as you drop your Hs `Up North'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted August 28, 2011 Tom Jones, not as ill as first reported, apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,325 Posted August 29, 2011 Times gotta be up for this Jurassic, scotchbrite wearing, pvc trousered Dinosaur from the valleys.He is so endangered it has got to be a huge risk being seen next to him when you are coming through customs... It's not unusual to feel like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,325 Posted September 1, 2011 TJ's out of hospital: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-01/brit...ospital/2864988 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,645 Posted May 9, 2012 OK we have evidence every Saturday & Sunday night that Tom is not close to death but has he actually name dropped anyone who is still alive. On Saturday he compared a young girl to Janis Joplin and suprisingly she didn't deck him. If he name drops a living person they should automatically go on the list! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,645 Posted July 22, 2015 I knew it existed but I had to search for it using Janis Joplin because if you put Tom Jones in it doesn't come up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,208 Posted July 22, 2015 I knew it existed but I had to search for it using Janis Joplin because if you put Tom Jones in it doesn't come up. Thanks...amazing the search doesn't find him normally. I wonder why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 22, 2015 'Jones' alone brings the thread up. Usually those search things don't work at all for under 4 letters, so "tom" would've got hee haw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,366 Posted October 18, 2015 Tom Jones says his wife of 58 years, Linda, is suffering from depression and has "lost her spark." Linda has retreated into herself, smoking heavily and doing so away from others to avoid filling their living rooms with cigarette fumes. She has developed emphysema, has had cancer scares, and has become increasingly immobile, prompting Sir Tom to install a stair-lift in their home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,208 Posted October 19, 2015 Here's a BBC interview with him today, name dropping as usual and promoting his stuff: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34569204 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,208 Posted April 11, 2016 Tom Jones says his wife of 58 years, Linda, is suffering from depression and has "lost her spark." Linda has retreated into herself, smoking heavily and doing so away from others to avoid filling their living rooms with cigarette fumes. She has developed emphysema, has had cancer scares, and has become increasingly immobile, prompting Sir Tom to install a stair-lift in their home. Well despite the above little nugget, I can't see that anyone picked her for the DDP. Her suffering is over, RIP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,071 Posted April 11, 2016 Goodbye, Pussycat 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,991 Posted April 11, 2016 Something like that is not unusual at her age Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 12, 2016 Tom Jones said just a few months ago that his wife was the most I mportant thing in his life. How long will he last now that she's dead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted April 12, 2016 Tom Jones said just a few months ago that his wife was the most I mportant thing in his life. How long will he last now that she's dead? Hmm, I'd say the lack of near death action on this thread is a testament to Tom's general good health. Devastated or not; he's in fine form for one his age and his drug of choice for most of his glory years was a decent leg-over; so he hasn't got the drugs/smokin'/drink mileage that gave Lemmy congestive heart failure. Tom'll bounce back I reckon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted April 12, 2016 Perhaps there's something to be said for dipping yer wick in Listerine...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted April 14, 2016 Perhaps there's something to be said for dipping yer wick in Listerine...... Yes. Spit, don't swallow. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted April 14, 2016 Tom Jones said just a few months ago that his wife was the most I mportant thing in his life. How long will he last now that she's dead? Hmm, I'd say the lack of near death action on this thread is a testament to Tom's general good health. Devastated or not; he's in fine form for one his age and his drug of choice for most of his glory years was a decent leg-over; so he hasn't got the drugs/smokin'/drink mileage that gave Lemmy congestive heart failure. Tom'll bounce back I reckon. Rebound as opposed to Reload ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thatcher 2,475 Posted September 2, 2017 Tom Jones has cancelled 18 concerts in the USA due to a 'mystery illness'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,156 Posted September 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Thatcher said: Tom Jones has cancelled 18 concerts in the USA due to a 'mystery illness'. Doctors have said it's not unusual 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
