Sean 6,327 Posted September 23, 2015 Will Jimmy get a Newsflash on British TV when he goes? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted September 23, 2015 So here is the updated prophecy. Had to create a new post because I was not included in the last one. 2015August 23.08.2015 (Dr. Zorders) September 01.09.2015 (Lewd Squirrel) 02.09.2015 (vaagheid) 08.09.2015 (charon) 17.09.2015 (ajlposh) October 02.10.2015 (Mike) 09.10.2015 (Handrejka) 12.10.2015 (Phantom) 31.10.2015 (Perfect Passing) November 04.11.2015 (NotTheNagsHeadReading) 05.11.2015 (Rotten Ali) 08.11.2015 (Dead Wait) 23.11.2015 (Fergie86) December 07.12.2015 (Grim Up North) 16.12.2015 (Bibliogryphon) 22.12.2015 (guylevesque) 24.12.2015 (CaptainChorizo) 28.12.2015 (Davey Jones' Locker) 31.12.2015 (Deathray) 2016 January 02.01.2016 (maryportfuncity) 03.01.2016 (themaninblack) 04.01.2016 (Book) 05.01.2016 (time) 2017 April 01.04.2017 (Windsor) Time to bring up this post.?..........? Why? Has he bought the peanut farm in the great hereafter yet? Well,that is another matter....wonder if he prefers crunchy or smooth peanut butter and what type of gluten enriched bread he uses or does he spread it on matzoh? Okay,moving along, although Jimmy Earl isn't yet deceased, he has announced that democracy is. www.wnd.com/2015/09/jimmy-carter-declares-u-s-democracy-dead/ He does seems to have a point, and a good one at that. Anyway my money is on him exiting earthly being on either February 29 of 2016 or else stringing us all along until December 31 of the same year, and expiring somewhere around 11:59 (that'd be 23:59 on the 24 hour clock). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted September 23, 2015 Will Jimmy get a Newsflash on British TV when he goes? Not unless he's assassinated 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,135 Posted September 23, 2015 Will Jimmy get a Newsflash on British TV when he goes? Oh yes, of course he will - NEWSFLASH: man in his 90's with agressive cancer has died! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,327 Posted September 23, 2015 Will Jimmy get a Newsflash on British TV when he goes? Oh yes, of course he will - NEWSFLASH: man in his 90's with agressive cancer has died! Well Mandela got a newsflash and was 95 and had been on a ventilator for 6 months.Just because a death is expected doesn`t mean the media won`t pretend otherwise. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eesti 151 Posted September 24, 2015 Anyway my money is on him exiting earthly being on eitherFebruary 29 of 2016 or else stringing us all along until December 31 of the same year, and expiring somewhere around 11:59 (that'd be 23:59 on the 24 hour clock). Date taken. 2015August 23.08.2015 (Dr. Zorders) September 01.09.2015 (Lewd Squirrel) 02.09.2015 (vaagheid) 08.09.2015 (charon) 17.09.2015 (ajlposh) October 02.10.2015 (Mike) 09.10.2015 (Handrejka) 12.10.2015 (Phantom) 31.10.2015 (Perfect Passing) November 04.11.2015 (NotTheNagsHeadReading) 05.11.2015 (Rotten Ali) 08.11.2015 (Dead Wait) 23.11.2015 (Fergie86) December 07.12.2015 (Grim Up North) 16.12.2015 (Bibliogryphon) 22.12.2015 (guylevesque) 24.12.2015 (CaptainChorizo) 28.12.2015 (Davey Jones' Locker) 31.12.2015 (Deathray) 2016 January 02.01.2016 (maryportfuncity) 03.01.2016 (themaninblack) 04.01.2016 (Book) 05.01.2016 (time) 06.01.2016 (rockhopperpenguin) 15.01.2016 (Morbidkid) 20.01.2016 (Sir Creep) 21.01.2016 (The Dead Cow) February 03.02.2016 (Shaun of the Dead) 11.02.2016 (deadsox) 12.02.2016 (The Unkown Man) 13.02.2016 (gcreptile) 29.02.2016 (RadGuy) March 03.03.2016 (paulh85) 17.03.2016 (Ulitzer95) April 12.04.2016 (Jiroemon Kimura) 13.04.2016 (Eesti) 20.04.2016 (Weebl) July 23.07.2016 (QTips) September 31.09.2016 (BrunoBrimley) 2017 April 01.04.2017 (Windsor) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted September 24, 2015 Will Jimmy get a Newsflash on British TV when he goes?Oh yes, of course he will - NEWSFLASH: man in his 90's with agressive cancer has died!Well Mandela got a newsflash and was 95 and had been on a ventilator for 6 months.Just because a death is expected doesn`t mean the media won`t pretend otherwise. Nah, Carter is simply not held in as high esteem as Mandela was, mainly down to the fact his presidency was unanimously regarded as a failure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,327 Posted September 24, 2015 Fair point.Does anyone remember any other former US presidents other than Kennedy who got newsflashes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted September 24, 2015 I seem to remember Reagan did when he was shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted September 24, 2015 I seem to remember Reagan did when he was shot. This is a weird one, Reagan wasn't actually shot. He was shot at, but the bullet that eventually hit him had ricocheted off the window of the bullet-proof limo and hit Reagan in the arm. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 24, 2015 I seem to remember Reagan did when he was shot. This is a weird one, Reagan wasn't actually shot. He was shot at, but the bullet that eventually hit him had ricocheted off the window of the bullet-proof limo and hit Reagan in the arm. I dunno about splitting hairs but I think you could probably split an atom wiv a hedge trimmer 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted September 24, 2015 I seem to remember Reagan did when he was shot. This is a weird one, Reagan wasn't actually shot. He was shot at, but the bullet that eventually hit him had ricocheted off the window of the bullet-proof limo and hit Reagan in the arm. From Wiki... Reagan was shot in the chest and in the lower right arm. He suffered a punctured lung and heavy internal bleeding, but prompt medical attention allowed him to recover quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted September 25, 2015 Anyway my money is on him exiting earthly being on either February 29 of 2016 or else stringing us all along until December 31 of the same year, and expiring somewhere around 11:59 (that'd be 23:59 on the 24 hour clock). Date taken. Do tell. Anyhow it matters not to me as I know that his departure will only be in body form, as his legacy shall remain, and those living in Habitat For Humanity homes will always recall him. So, is September 31, of 2016 still available? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eesti 151 Posted September 25, 2015 Anyway my money is on him exiting earthly being on either February 29 of 2016 or else stringing us all along until December 31 of the same year, and expiring somewhere around 11:59 (that'd be 23:59 on the 24 hour clock). Date taken. So, is September 31, of 2016 still available? It is. Now it's yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,581 Posted September 25, 2015 Fair point.Does anyone remember any other former US presidents other than Kennedy who got newsflashes. There will be a Breaking news on the BBC website. It will also be the lead news story on the news Bulletins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted September 25, 2015 I seem to remember Reagan did when he was shot. This is a weird one, Reagan wasn't actually shot. He was shot at, but the bullet that eventually hit him had ricocheted off the window of the bullet-proof limo and hit Reagan in the arm. From Wiki... Reagan was shot in the chest and in the lower right arm. He suffered a punctured lung and heavy internal bleeding, but prompt medical attention allowed him to recover quickly. Also from Wiki (same article) Hinckley fired a Röhm RG-14 .22 long rifle blue steel revolver six times in 1.7 seconds, missing the president with all six shots... The fifth bullet hit the bullet-resistant glass of the window on the open side door of the limousine. The sixth and final bullet ricocheted off the armored side of the limousine and hit the president in his left underarm, grazing a rib and lodging in his lung causing it to partially collapse, and stopping nearly 1 inch (25mm) from his heart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 25, 2015 He, Prince Philip, Billy Graham or Jean Alexander will go in the next 24 hours... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,327 Posted September 25, 2015 He, Prince Philip, Billy Graham or Jean Alexander will go in the next 24 hours... ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,463 Posted September 25, 2015 He, Prince Philip, Billy Graham or Jean Alexander will go in the next 24 hours... ? I assume he's just added them to his DDP. In that case, the Reverend can sacrifice himself so that others may live on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,581 Posted September 25, 2015 He, Prince Philip, Billy Graham or Jean Alexander will go in the next 24 hours... Whilst I would very much like to believe you. I would be happier with something approaching evidence. If I had to pick one it would be Billy Graham as one feels he could go at any minute. I think we will be prepared for the death of the DOE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 25, 2015 He, Prince Philip, Billy Graham or Jean Alexander will go in the next 24 hours... Whilst I would very much like to believe you. I would be happier with something approaching evidence. If I had to pick one it would be Billy Graham as one feels he could go at any minute. I think we will be prepared for the death of the DOE. They're the provisional top 5 for my DDP next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InquilineKea 75 Posted September 29, 2015 http://www.kcentv.com/story/30142547/president-jimmy-carter-will-join-1500-volunteers-in-nepal-for-habitat-for-humanitys-32nd-annual-carter-work-project Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted September 30, 2015 Happy 91st birthday Pres Carter ! Hopefully it will not be your last Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,135 Posted September 30, 2015 Happy 91st birthday Pres Carter ! Hopefully it will not be your last I can confirm that it will definitely be his last 91st birthday! 15 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted October 28, 2015 Putting aside the fact that asking for a coalition of Russia, Iran and Saudi Arabia to solve the Syria crisis is like asking Denis Nilson and Jeffery Dahmer to help run a boy scout troup http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bruce-fein/jimmy-carters-megadelusio_b_8402264.html;the main questions are: did our man write it, in which case is he losing the plot or just healthy but bonkers; or did he not write it because he's incapable. Discuss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
