Elvis is alive! 76 Posted January 17 On 14/01/2024 at 18:09, Doc said: Big Update guys, the Carter Family has decided for Carter to undergo experimental treatment in secret. They know he has only weeks if not days left, but they got word a Turkish Doctor who has a highly experimental highly risky treatment method, but the upside is that this could prolong his life for up to several years. While it is true that he is in hospice meaning he would no longer be seeking treatment, this decision to enter hospice was made before this experimental treatment option was known to the family. The possibility of prolonging his life for up to a few years is too good of an opportunity for them to pass up. There is further motivation for him to want to continue life if he feels he has a chance to make it to the 2024 election, as he would feel much more at peach in accepting death if he knew Trump would never be president again. I do not have a medical degree but do have a masters in molecular biology and have somewhat of an understanding of how this treatment works based off of the details I have been given, though much of it is far too advanced for me to understand. In the intricate realm of neurobiological transference, a revolutionary procedure unfolds at the cellular level. Within the confines of our understanding of cellular structures, we delve into the intricacies of synaptic connections and neural networks. Imagine a meticulous process where the very essence of cognition is delicately encoded into the synaptic patterns of individual neurons. Through an advanced form of quantum neuro-cognitive mapping, we embark on a journey at the subatomic scale, manipulating the quantum states of electrons within the synapses. These minute particles dance in orchestrated patterns, forming a tapestry of cognitive information. Concurrently, the cellular membrane acts as a gatekeeper, facilitating the transfer of quantum-encoded consciousness across the neural pathways. As the quantum states harmonize, a symphony of neurological data resonates, transcending the conventional boundaries of cellular communication. This orchestration of quantum cognition reaches a crescendo, breaching the limitations of traditional neuroscience. The neural pathways, now imprinted with the quintessence of consciousness, bear the signature of an individual's thoughts, memories, and self-awareness. Unbeknownst to the observer, the grand finale of this scientific odyssey unveils itself as the culmination of all efforts materializes within the unsuspecting vessel—a humble peanut. In a twist that defies conventional understanding, the quantum-mapped consciousness seamlessly integrates with the peanut's cellular matrix. The peanut, once a mundane legume, now houses the complex tapestry of a sentient mind, forever altering the paradigm of neuroscientific possibilities. This groundbreaking revelation challenges the very fabric of our comprehension, inviting us to reconsider the boundaries between the tangible and the abstract. The peanut, now an unlikely host to the essence of cognition, stands as a testament to the enigmatic possibilities that lie at the intersection of science and imagination. To explain this in more simple terms, they are going to attempt Jimmy's consciousness into a peanut plant. As we have all seen recently his mind is still in great shape for someone his age and it is merely his body which is failing him. If they can plant Jimmy's conciseness into a healthy host body then he can continue to live on with the lifespan of the new host body. One might ask why they can not transfer his conciseness into something with more physical capabilities such as a human body, robot, or even animal, instead of something so limiting as a peanut plant. The problem is that the cellular makeup of these larger beings are far too complex to be able to even dream about a successful conscious swap into. A peanut starts out as a single seed with an extremely simple cellular structure and thus makes for one of the best chances for a successful consciousness transfer. A further benefit to selecting a peanut is that Jimmy can then be planted back at his old peanut farm which he loves so dearly and isn where he wishes he could spend his remaining days. There is already some talk within the family of then turning the Carter Peanut farm into a massive Graceland/Dollywood like theme park attraction where people can take photos with Jimmy in his peanut form. Furthermore they believe that they will be able use electrode placement to read the electrical signals from his Peanut Plant host and be able to understand whatever thoughts he is trying to communicate by interpretation of the electrical readings. With a potential from him to be able to communicate in his new host body Jimmy is considering joining CNN as a 2024 election analyst. They figure it would be a huge ratings draw to have a plant as an on air talent especially considering the plant would be the beloved former president. It would also be seen as a boon for CNN as they would have a leg up in the diversity equity and inclusion arms race with the other news networks by being the first network to hire the underrepresented legume community. Hopefully for Jimmy and for the rest of humanity this procedure is successful since this technology if functional could be used to extend the lives of millions. A very long explanation of a man who knows trigger words. This is a large word salad that concludes with the ridiculous. I am very sure this indivedual is at best being funny. The actual thought of turning ones thoughts into plant life, although interesting, not something a man like Jimmy Carter would do. I am sure that President Carter is awaiting his reunion with his wife and just hoping it comes soon. Jimmy Carter may have come up short as a U.S. President, but he was a great humanitarian and actually quite inteligent. Lets give him a little more respect than this. 4 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique fullgames 9 Posted January 17 Today I dreamed that they closed this thread 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldhollywood 85 Posted January 17 Why would they do that you can always stop reading it 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,935 Posted January 17 The last eleven months: https://youtu.be/Z0YIJQ1jgEI?si=nojBRxcvrsEWk1Vn 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,386 Posted January 17 On reflection, I've decided this thread is actually alright. 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mango 171 Posted January 17 18 minutes ago, drol said: The last eleven months: https://youtu.be/Z0YIJQ1jgEI?si=nojBRxcvrsEWk1Vn Also this (other than the end bit): 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc 84 Posted January 18 I agree with a lot of you guys. There is a lot of baseless speculation on this thread and people just trying to be inflammatory. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mango 171 Posted January 18 Confirmed terminal cancer by the Associated Press. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,585 Posted January 18 “Later, he quipped about former President Jimmy Carter, who is currently in hospice care in Georgia with terminal cancer. “He’s happy because his presidency is now considered brilliant in comparison to Joe Biden,” Trump said.” Fair point IMO. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 18 2 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said: “Later, he quipped about former President Jimmy Carter, who is currently in hospice care in Georgia with terminal cancer. “He’s happy because his presidency is now considered brilliant in comparison to Joe Biden,” Trump said.” Fair point IMO. If that’s the case then Carter’s glory years were 2017-21. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted January 19 On 18/10/2019 at 15:39, Life Is Beautiful said: Trump-Carter 2024 US election dream team? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,935 Posted January 19 18 hours ago, mymango said: Confirmed terminal cancer by the Associated Press. Couldn't it be the same error repeated? It seems it is mentioned very incidentally. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimbean1121 238 Posted January 19 for jimmy, all cancer is terminal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mango 171 Posted January 19 3 hours ago, drol said: Couldn't it be the same error repeated? It seems it is mentioned very incidentally. He's mentioned as having cancer by at least two very reputable sources now. It's not like these are National Enquirer reports. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,935 Posted January 19 Jimmy Carter is for the Deathlist what Joker is for Batman. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commtech Sio Bibble 2,028 Posted January 19 I'm at the point now where every time I get a BBC News notification I stupidly assume he's dead only to open it to see that a some shit like a 35 year old woman in Rochdale has had her leg bitten off by a neighbours pet pig. 1 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master Obit 828 Posted January 19 55 minutes ago, mymango said: He's mentioned as having cancer by at least two very reputable sources now. It's not like these are National Enquirer reports. At this stage, I think it's more appropriate to say that cancer is suffering from Jimmy Carter. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sod's Law 445 Posted January 19 Cancer is so slow-acting on the body of a 99 year old man. I don't think it would noticeably lower his life expectancy more than him not having cancer at this point would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted January 19 1 hour ago, drol said: Jimmy Carter is for the Deathlist what Joker is for Batman. And this thread has given us 40 Harley Quinns. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dimreaper 697 Posted January 20 On 18/01/2024 at 15:44, mymango said: Confirmed terminal cancer by the Associated Press. Unless it's coming from the Carter Center, I wouldn't read too much into it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mango 171 Posted January 20 19 minutes ago, dimreaper said: Unless it's coming from the Carter Center, I wouldn't read too much into it. They won't say anything about him until he dies. As news outlets in the US go, you'll be hard-pressed to find one more reliable than the AP. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comped 526 Posted January 21 On 19/01/2024 at 20:07, dimreaper said: Unless it's coming from the Carter Center, I wouldn't read too much into it. Considering how long he's been living in hospice, I'm not sure how much we can read into the diagnosis! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dimreaper 697 Posted January 21 2 hours ago, Comped said: Considering how long he's been living in hospice, I'm not sure how much we can read into the diagnosis! Yeah, cancer would have killed him off quickly I think. I don't get why they would announce he has cancer in 2015, and then become private about in 2023 when they're fine with announcing that he's going into hospice. The journalist clearly misspoke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mango 171 Posted January 21 It's not just one journalist. This has been reported twice by two respectable outlets. Cancer doesn't act as quickly in those of extreme old age. He looked extremely pale at his wife's funeral, consistent with such a diagnosis. Emphasis mine: In the United States, hospice care is a type and philosophy of end-of-life care which focuses on the palliation of a terminally ill patient's symptoms. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
La Tombe 353 Posted January 21 Let’s all consider him as he must be : Jimmy is immortal ! Period ! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
