honez 79 Posted October 23, 2006 DL's last half dozen hits... John Profumo = Jump of honor. Caspar Weinberger = Re: Crap. Big new arse. Stanley Kunitz = Nutty ink's zeal. Charles Haughey = Ache shy laugher. Aaron Spelling = Legal; as in Porn. Byron Nelson = Nylon boners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 23, 2006 I hate anagrams - they almost always make no sense! The best I've heard recently was for Neil Warnock, work it out for yourself! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted October 24, 2006 I hate anagrams - they almost always make no sense! The best I've heard recently was for Neil Warnock, work it out for yourself! Acorn Winkle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted October 24, 2006 I hate anagrams - they almost always make no sense! The best I've heard recently was for Neil Warnock, work it out for yourself! That's hardly surprising seeing how your moniker can be anagramed to Lank, Mean Bitch. Neil Warnock = Wank 'n' recoil? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted October 24, 2006 Neil Warnock = Colin W**ker or Warlock Nine Steve Irwin = Inverse Wit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted October 24, 2006 I hate anagrams - they almost always make no sense! 'The Rt. Hon. Margaret Thatcher' = 'The Grantham hatchet terror' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 10, 2007 Atomic Porker = Patrick Moore ... which struck me as kind of fitting for the monocled one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted April 29, 2011 Kate Middleton - an anagram of her name is "Naked Tit Model" I guess I'll be carted off to the tower now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted April 29, 2011 Kate Middleton - an anagram of her name is "Naked Tit Model" I guess I'll be carted off to the tower now. and Prince William and Kate Middleton in an anagram of Diana killed in Merc: admit new plot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 3, 2011 An anagram of Osama Bin Laden is "Lob da man in sea" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted September 18, 2012 Kate Middleton - an anagram of her name is "Naked Tit Model" I guess I'll be carted off to the tower now. You're not a photographer, are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted March 7, 2013 Lasange = Nag sale Bit late but true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 7, 2013 Britain's Got Talent = "Obstinate Rattling". and also "Brittle Stagnation". The new Doctor Who = ow, tooth wrenched Eight out of Ten Cats = Cat Gout, Often Shite. Embarrassing Bodies = Barbarism's Ego Dines Come Dine With Me = "Wet Men Homicide." or "Me, Demonic White" The Apprentice = Pathetic Preen Have I got News For You = A Few Voyeurs Hooting Downton Abbey = o, Bawdy Bonnet Top Gear Special = "Gestapo Replica" or "A Tragic Peoples" One Born Every Minute = UNITE never rob money Christian Bale = Hi, Basal Cretin! Roberto Mancini = Abortion Mincer Professor Brian Cox = Brr, Anorexic Poofs Lord Alan Sugar = Anal Oral Drugs Rt Hon. David Cameron = Dominant Chav Order Edward Miliband = A Mad Wild Inbred Deal or No Deal = A Leaden Drool LaFayette Ronald Hubbard = The Oddly Unbearable Fart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted September 16, 2013 Considering her recent campaign against page 3 this one seemed oddly appropriate Caroline Lucas, Green MP = Cancelling rape us more No offence intended. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 26, 2015 Leonard Nimoy = Name In My DroolSC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 26, 2015 Leonard Nimoy = Name In My Drool SC Meh i tossed off on that attempt. one too many Ms. Grrr I knew it was too good to be true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 26, 2015 Cardinal Francis George = Life Racing Scared OrganNow that's a winner winner chicken dinner! SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted January 26, 2015 Richard Nixon's vice-president was Spirow Agnew, anagram wise that reforms as Grow a Penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 26, 2015 One of my favourites has to be the Tory former MP and now baroness, Virginia Bottomley. That re-arranges to give I'm an evil Tory bigot. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted January 26, 2015 One of my favourites is that Cunnilingus morphs into nun sluicing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 26, 2015 You can always get a bland oral suck from Sandra Bullock. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 26, 2015 Considering her recent campaign against page 3 this one seemed oddly appropriate Caroline Lucas, Green MP = Cancelling rape us more No offence intended. It would read better as us cancelling more rape Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 26, 2015 Looking forward to the founding of DeathList, Dame Agatha Christie on her deathbed said "I am a right death case". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted January 26, 2015 I saw David Ginola in Anne Summers sex shop the other day; he was buying a vagina dildo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted January 26, 2015 Deathlist, incidentally, reforms as: Al Shitted and Heads Tilt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
