Awful Anagrams

[in eternum+ 22]

Claude Levi Strauss:

 

Clue: save da list, sur.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Clue: save da list, sur.

Na yo, i'm sure there won't be n - e problums.

 

He will be savin it.

 

'Speaking like a thug'

Edited July 5, 2006 by Banshees Scream

[Captain Oates 21]

Not sure if psychiatric help is available online

But we do have a psychiatric telephone hotline.

[Handrejka 1,903]

handrejka gives "a hand jerk"

[Josco 49]

handrejka gives "a hand jerk"

Are you bragging or complaining?

[Handrejka 1,903]

both. My own name makes rude anal ag, which is appropriate as my initilas are ag

[honez 79]

This year's hits...

 

Richard Pryor = Ripcord Harry.

James Doohan = Oh, moans Jade.

Rosa Parks = Ra Pork Ass

Lord James Callaghan = Hell's a clam gonad jar.

Gretchen Franklin = Flanking Trencher

John Mills = On HMS Jill

Edward Heath = He dared! What?

Sister Lucia = Is it secular?

William Rehnquist = I squirm in the wall.

Simon Wiesenthal = In this slow enema.

Max Schmeling = Hmm! A sex cling.

Pope John Paul II = Oh, apple! I join up.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

I am VAPID TENDER HOT

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

Or VAPID ROTTED HEN

[Deadornot 12]

Im planning to do this years list

[Deadornot 12]

This Years List

 

1.'Alfredo di Stefano'

anagrams to

'Dear! Daffiest loon.'

 

2.'Lou Rawls'

anagrams to

'Sour wall.'

 

3.'Ronnie Biggs'

anagrams to

'Singing bore.'

 

4. 'Brooke Astor'

anagrams to

'Boaster or OK.'

 

5. 'Charles Lane'

anagrams to

'Nasal lecher.'

 

6. 'Stanley Kunitz'

anagrams to

'Stink lazy tune.'

 

7. 'Albert Hofmann'

anagrams to

'Farm than noble.'

 

8. 'Oscar Niemeyer'

anagrams to

'Eerie acronyms.'

 

9. 'Claude Levi-Strauss'

anagrams to

'Saves cultural side?'

 

10. 'Harold Pinter'

anagrams to

'Horrid planet.'

 

11. 'Suharto

anagrams to

'Authors.'

 

12. 'Ernest Gallo'

anagrams to

'Strangle ole.'

 

13. 'Al Lewis'

anagrams to

'I as well.'

 

14. 'Patrick Moore'

anagrams to

'I'm a rocket pro!'

 

15. 'Joseph Barbera'

anagrams to

'A posh jabberer.'

 

16. 'Lady Bird Johnson'

anagrams to

'Joy blinds on hard.'

 

17. 'Milton Friedman'

anagrams to

'Trim fine old man.'

 

18. 'Byron Nelson'

anagrams to

'Nobler sonny.'

 

19. 'Gerald Ford'

anagrams to

'Regard fold.'

 

20. 'Michael Foot'

anagrams to

'I'm fool cheat.'

 

21. 'Jane Wyman'

anagrams to

'Any new jam.'

 

22. 'Eli Wallach'

anagrams to

'Whale lilac.'

 

23. 'John Profumo'

anagrams to

'Jump of honor.'

 

24. 'Norman Wisdom'

anagrams to

'Moronism wand.'

 

25. 'Kirk Douglas'

anagrams to

'God! Air skulk.'

 

26. 'PW Botha'

anagrams to

'Bow path.'

 

27. 'Dom Mintoff

anagrams to

'Fond Fit Mom.'

 

28. 'Caspar Weinberger'

anagrams to

'Braw, creepier nags.'

 

29. 'Vera Lynn'

anagrams to

'Van 'n' rely.'

 

30. 'Abdelaziz Bouteflika'

anagrams to

'Buzz of a bat-like ideal.'

 

31. 'Kurt Waldheim'

anagrams to

'Warm liked hut.'

 

32. 'Alexander Solzhenitsyn'

anagrams to

'Enthrall dozy, insane sex.'

 

33. 'Billy Graham'

anagrams to

'Glibly a harm.'

 

34. 'Muhammad Ali'

anagrams to

'Hmm! I am a dual.'

 

35. 'Ingmar Bergman'

anagrams to

'Grr! Big, mean man.'

 

36. 'Margaret Thatcher'

anagrams to

'That great charmer.'

 

37. 'Dino de Laurentiis'

anagrams to

'Idle or insinuated.'

 

38. 'JD Salinger'

anagrams to

'Singled jar.'

 

39. 'Claire Rayner'

anagrams to

'Racily nearer.'

 

40. 'Jake Lamotta'

anagrams to

'Jam leak to at.'

 

41. 'Mickey Rooney'

anagrams to

'O My! Icy or keen.'

 

42. 'Charlton Heston'

anagrams to

'Letch sat on horn.'

 

43. 'General Pinochet'

anagrams to

'On cheating - repel.'

 

44. 'Tony Curtis'

anagrams to

'To scrutiny.'

 

45. 'Nelson Mandela'

anagrams to

'Lean and solemn.'

 

46. 'Charles Haughey'

anagrams to

'Ha! Cash here, ugly!'

 

47. 'George Melly'

anagrams to

'Yell gem ogre.'

 

48. 'Aaron Spelling'

anagrams to

'Align personal.'

 

49. 'Elizabeth Taylor'

anagrams to

'Breathily. Zealot.'

 

50. 'Clive Dunn'

anagrams to

'VD in uncle.'

[Phantom 2,533]

Tony Blair PM = I'm Tory Plan B

[Lady Die 63]

Non-anagrams are better. e.g. Tony Blair = Vain F*****t

[Canadian Paul 97]

Non-anagrams are better. e.g. Tony Blair = Vain F*****t

 

Is f*****t a censored word or was that self censorship?

 

Edit: Apparentely not. I've censored it myself to preserve DL's wholesome reputation.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Non-anagrams are better. e.g. Tony Blair = Vain F*****t

 

Is f*****t a censored word or was that self censorship?

 

Edit: Apparentely not. I've censored it myself to preserve DL's wholesome reputation.

Fucknut isn't,

But I think Lady Die meant Fu*kwit.

[Deadornot 12]

'canadian paul'

anagrams to

'Up an anal acid.'

[Lady Die 63]

Non-anagrams are better. e.g. Tony Blair = Vain F*****t

 

Is f*****t a censored word or was that self censorship?

 

Edit: Apparentely not. I've censored it myself to preserve DL's wholesome reputation.

Fucknut isn't,

But I think Lady Die meant Fu*kwit.

I typed f-u-c-k-w-i-t but it got censored.

[honez 79]

www.deathlist.net = The wit wasn't lewd.

On today, gone tomorrow = Now adore no gory motto.

DeathList Forum = Formulated sh*t.

DeathList = sh*t dealt.

[Canadian Paul 97]

So why would F*****t be censored and not fucknut?

 

Admittedly, when I think Fucknut, I think of this guy for some reason:

[maryportfuncity 10,641]

Someone - like maybe Charles Haughey - will be along soon enough to add to the score. In the meantime can any of you top the anagram of my posting name. To do so you'll have to beat:

 

YO RIP MY CUNTY FART

[Josco 49]

Someone - like maybe Charles Haughey - will be along soon enough to add to the score. In the meantime can any of you top the anagram of my posting name. To do so you'll have to beat:

 

YO RIP MY CUNTY FART

This is the best I can do:

cos jo

jo cos

 

Beat that.

[Godot 149]

Only five letters but it makes me one:

 

 

'ot dog

[TLC 9]

Only five letters but it makes me one:

 

'ot dog

Not much I can do with TLC I'm afraid. Lazy Clone Vet is an anagram of my real name, which is a bit better.

[Octopus of Odstock 2,186]

Using the link on the original thread:

POCUS! FOOT TO DOCKS

POOF COCKS DUST TOO

COCK FOODS OUTPOST

f**ks COP, STOOD TOO

f**ks COST, POOD TOO

SUCKS POOF DOC. TOTO

 

and the others

[Death Watch Beatle 41]

A number of member have already had a go at this here.

 

Do these qualify as legit. entries or do we have to repost?

 

DWB