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bernard matthews? dead or alive

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From the official site today:

 

 

Bernard Matthews today farms 8 million turkeys every year in the UK, feeding them a strictly vegetarian diet from the company's own feed mills and rearing them on 57 farms throughout Norfolk, Suffolk and Lincolnshire. The company prides itself on creating healthy, high quality turkeys, maintaining the highest standards of agriculture and bird welfare.

 

ALIVE!!

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How old is he, i believe his company was set up in 1955.

 

Its not that ive researched but because I'm a greedy fat bastard.

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His turkey products taste revolting - he deserves to die.

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bird.jpgpeteburns.jpg

 

In response to your question, the lead singer of "Dead or Alive" was NOT Bernard Matthews, but Pete Burns.

 

I'm not sure where your confusion arises, unless it's something to do with being trussed up like a turkey...

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In response to your question, the lead singer of "Dead or Alive" was NOT Bernard Matthews, but Pete Burns.

 

I'm not sure where your confusion arises, unless it's something to do with being trussed up like a turkey...

Which one is which?

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Well, what do you know?! I've just been on one of those lyric sites and found the original lyrics for the song. I think we may be onto something here:

 

Yeah I, I got to know your name

Well and I, could trace your private number baby

All I know is that to me

You look like you're bootiful

Open up your juicy thighs

I want some, want some

 

Well I...I set my sights on you

(and no one else will do)

And I, I've got to have my way now, baby

All I know is that to me

You look like you're bootiful

Open up your juicy thighs

Watch out, here I come

 

You truss me right up, baby

right up like a turkey, baby

Right up gobble gobble

You truss me right up, baby

Right up like a turkey, baby

Right up gobble gobble

 

I, I got be your friend now, baby

And I would like to move in

Just a little bit closer

(little bit closer)

 

All I know is that to me

You look like you're bootiful

Open up your juicy thighs

Watch out, here I come

 

(*Repeat)

 

gobble! gobble! gobble! gobble!

(**Repeat)

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He is still alive and recently received another award:

 

Bernard Matthews, the famous Norfolk turkey farmer, who already has a CBE, is also made a Commander of the Royal Victorian Order (CVO) for services to the Duke of Edinburgh's Award.

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He is still alive and recently received another award:

 

Bernard Matthews, the famous Norfolk turkey farmer, who already has a CBE, is also made a Commander of the Royal Victorian Order (CVO) for services to the Duke of Edinburgh's Award.

 

How exactly is that personal service to the Royal Family?

Do they get free chicken or something?

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They get free Turkey Twizzlers for life, much to Jamie Oliver's dismay!!!

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Nothing I could hear about Bernard Matthews' farm would surprise me. What with his frozen turkey roast being basically meat paste (poultry producers love freezing their product as it means they can add more water to bulk it up). He also sources much of his turkey 'meat' from Hungary - which means it must be cheaper than his own farm stuff so heaven knows what conditions it's produced in.

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I'm sure each and every turkey at the bernard matthews farm in suffolk had a name.

 

I would enter them all but a bit busy at the moment.

 

:eshock:

 

 

[Topics merged - ff]

Edited by football_fan

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I'm sure each and every turkey at the bernard matthews farm in suffolk had a name.

 

I would enter them all but a bit busy at the moment.

 

:eshock:

 

and as the story made the news, would all 159,000 count in the Derby Dead Pool?

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A colleague of mine once worked for a summer at one of Mr Matthews 'farms.' After what he told me, not only will I never eat Mr Matthews meat, I can never play hacky-sack again.

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bird.jpgpeteburns.jpg

 

In response to your question, the lead singer of "Dead or Alive" was NOT Bernard Matthews, but Pete Burns.

 

I'm not sure where your confusion arises, unless it's something to do with being trussed up like a turkey...

 

 

 

Looks like a Rod Hull wannbe.

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......not only will I never eat Mr Matthew's meat....

That's a relief. The image alone was alarming enough. :eshock:

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Since the outbreak of bird flu on his farm, Bernard Matthews has been conspicuous by his absence. Unless he appears on TV soon, I'm going to start wondering if he has terminal cancer.

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Good call, there's talk about animal theme teams on the next CPDP, so that's worth a visit as well.

 

Looks like you lost another potential team member - Bush's Komodo Dragon "Naga" dead at age 24 of an abdominal infection.

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Guest Craig

Turkey baron Bernard Matthews died yesterday, on America's 'Turkey Day' Bootiful.

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Bernard Matthews - off to the killin' line.

 

ps Well done Guest Craig - you beat me to it.

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