VSBfromH 74 Posted March 28, 2008 Man shoots wife while installing TV "The Missouri man fired the shot from inside the room following a number of unsuccessful attempts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means ... Officials are still deliberating over whether to charge Ronald Long over the death of his wife who, apparently unbeknownst to him, was standing outside the house when he fired the gun." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 10, 2008 A Japanese labor burea, who pushed working overtime to such an extreme that it cost him his life, has died at the age of 45. 80 hours of overtime means that ambition can turn into a compulsive disease of unsatisfactory which will motivate the successful man until he no longer breaths. It must have had something to do with the way he was raised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 14, 2008 Woman kills husband with folding couch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 15, 2008 ... and another drunk gets too close to some brown bears when taking a photo at the zoo. The results are predictable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted July 22, 2008 Man killed by electric wee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted August 6, 2008 Man dies in fairy cake eating competition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted August 6, 2008 Man dies in fairy cake eating competition. ... in February. Iced puns prolifiterolated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 7, 2008 ... in February. Iced puns prolifiterolated. Hey TAFKAG, why don't you just be yourself man? Nobody will see it the way you see it. The existence you perceive for yourself doesn't exist. Let it go. Visualize yourself as you are in present time - See the image which ceases to exist. Then let that image die and then resurrect. This post isn't for others on the website, it's for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted August 8, 2008 Something a little bit different (for those with a couple of bob): Suicide by Aston Martin! DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted August 8, 2008 Something a little bit different (for those with a couple of bob): Suicide by Aston Martin! DWB At least his missus still has a shoulder to cry on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted August 25, 2008 You could take up parkour like this chap. Obviously he isn't/wasn't any good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave to the Grave 11 Posted August 29, 2008 It's that time of the year again when the sunflower turns to face the earth, and the walnuts are starting to fall. We had collected some nuts and were sitting eating the seeds from the flowers that we had found before they were lost, so naturally enough I got to thinking about self mummification. Only another 999 days and we can start on the bark and roots. I'd hate to have a back, sack and crack from a buddhist monk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted September 23, 2008 Caution: unsafe sex is risky and may lead to death. The earth clearly didn't move sufficiently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted September 23, 2008 Caution: unsafe sex is risky and may lead to death. The earth clearly didn't move sufficiently. Apparently they were listening to "Into you like a Train" by the Psych Furs on a shared iPod at the time. Meanwhile, this story sounds like the modern day equivalent of the tigers in Little Black Sambo turning themselves into butter Super Nova burning bright Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted September 25, 2008 Police probe forum-related death. Is nowhere safe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,532 Posted September 25, 2008 Police probe forum-related death. Is nowhere safe? I'm guessing he didn't contract a computer virus then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted September 26, 2008 Re forum death, arrest in Germany. I'd just like to say I love you all and have the deepest respect for ALL your posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted October 4, 2008 Give up smoking the hard way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 6, 2008 If you're tempted to belt out Hi Ho Silver Lining one last time on the Karaoke machine, this'll make you think twice... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 8, 2008 What a W**ker... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 8, 2008 What a W**ker... Mmm, now that gives me an idea...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted December 9, 2008 What a W**ker... So, he came to grief. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted December 12, 2008 Under circumstances that wouldn't be out of place in a Tod Slaughter melodrama, Austrian actor Daniel Hoevels has slit his own throat on stage when the prop knife he was meant to use was 'accidentally?' switched for a real one. Still alive, but still... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted December 12, 2008 What a W**ker... Is he the Large Hardon Collider I heard so much about this autumn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted December 28, 2008 This has to rate as one of the world's unluckiest ways to die. Passing cyclist gets hit and killed by 35-story suicide jumper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
