Madame Defarge 21 Posted September 2, 2010 Woman gets stuck in chimney trying to enter the home of her boyfriend "A woman who attempted to sneak into her lover's home by sliding down the chimney was found dead in the flue. Dr Jacquelyn Kotarac's decomposing body was discovered three days later after smells came from the fireplace. The 49-year-old had apparently failed to get into the man's house through the door before she climbed on to the roof. She removed the chimney cap and slid down feet first. Her lover is said to have already left to avoid a confrontation." Chim chiminey Chim chiminey Chim chim cher-ee! you ran on home and went in without me. Chim chiminey Chim chiminey Chim chim cher-oo! You didn't want me but I still fancied you, Broke into your chimney, Got stuck in your flue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted October 8, 2010 Second floor: carpets travel goods and bedding material, soft furnishings, restaurant and teas. Going down! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted December 15, 2010 Robber dies after being impaled on fence for up to 3 days "A man has died after he was impaled on a fence for up to three days in freezing temperatures after an accident as he attempted to break into an empty warehouse. James Stewart, 33, is thought to have been part of a group who attempted to enter the former Norson Power site in Aberdeen’s Tullos industrial estate. Police believe Stewart, from Tayside, got a leg impaled on a fence at the rear of the yard. His body was eventually found by a member of the public on Sunday afternoon, sparking a police investigation. The site did not have any equipment in it after the workforce had relocated. It had last been checked by a member of staff on Thursday afternoon." Even though he was a wrong 'un, that's a terrible way to die, poor sod! And all for nothing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 15, 2010 Robber dies after being impaled on fence for up to 3 days "A man has died after he was impaled on a fence for up to three days in freezing temperatures after an accident as he attempted to break into an empty warehouse. James Stewart, 33, is thought to have been part of a group who attempted to enter the former Norson Power site in Aberdeen’s Tullos industrial estate. Police believe Stewart, from Tayside, got a leg impaled on a fence at the rear of the yard. His body was eventually found by a member of the public on Sunday afternoon, sparking a police investigation. The site did not have any equipment in it after the workforce had relocated. It had last been checked by a member of staff on Thursday afternoon." Even though he was a wrong 'un, that's a terrible way to die, poor sod! And all for nothing... There really is no honour amongst thieves then, what a bunch of bastards to leave him there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted December 22, 2010 We've all been told of the dangers of smoking in bed... This guy was in hospital being treated for nicotine poisoning. I liked this bit... He was rushed to the ER for smoke inhalation and second and third degree burns, but died from a heart attack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted March 9, 2011 Porn actor gets his big sword out, then tosses himself off... Watch him toss himself to death "The pair described as the Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker of porn." I didn't realise 'annoying' and 'not funny' were attributes lacking in the porn industry. Porn and comedy do share something in common: It's all in the timing....know what I mean? Fantastic article about this murder and the associated scene here. Turns out that murder/suicides in the world of racially abusive hardcore pornography aren't all fun and games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted March 14, 2011 A NASA type has fallen off the launch pad: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/03/15/3164017.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razor Boy 19 Posted April 10, 2011 Talking of falling off stuff.... Stupid Banker ! one down 250 thousand to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted April 13, 2011 Talking of falling off stuff....Stupid Banker ! one down 250 thousand to go. 249,999 to go. At least this one went out on a high... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted April 25, 2011 not so much cannonball run as cannonball ruin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted May 5, 2011 He died for his art "Colombian art student John Jairo Villamil has died after covering his head with a rubbish bag during a performance piece. He suffocated during a performance about his perception of his hometown Bogota. It involved him covering his head with a bag and placing his feet inside a bucket of water while holding a chain with bills in one hand and a leaf in the other. The 25-year-old’s audience at the Universidad del Bosque, in Colombia, thought his heavy breathing and convulsions were part of the performance and did not react." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted May 17, 2011 Here's a quick one-two: Russian cannibal caught in the act Posted 1 hour 3 minutes ago Police in Moscow have arrested a man who dismembered an acquaintance and kept his body parts in a fridge, officials said. Nikolai Shadrin was arrested after police located the apartment where he killed a 40-year-old Muscovite, Ilya Yegorov, in early May. At the time of his arrest, Shadrin was eating a stew of human liver, police spokesman Aleksei Saveliev said, according to RIA Novosti agency. http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/05/17/3219496.htm Dead maid taints Singapore water Posted 14 minutes ago People living in a block of flats in Singapore unknowingly consumed water tainted by the decomposing body of an Indonesian maid before police made the gruesome discovery. The Straits Times newspaper said some residents complained to authorities on Monday after they discovered the tap water was slightly yellowish and unnaturally foamy. http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/05/17/3219524.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted May 29, 2011 Have you been hearing about the killer cucumbers yet? Ten Germans have gone so far: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/05/29/3229819.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted June 2, 2011 A candidate for this year's Darwin Awards? Russian who buried himself alive dies by mistake A Russian man has died after persuading a friend to bury him alive for a night, hoping it would bring him "good luck". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 14, 2011 Aussie killed in Goodyear blimp disaster: http://www.spiegel.de/international/german...,768163,00.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 14, 2011 Aussie killed in Goodyear blimp disaster: http://www.spiegel.de/international/german...,768163,00.html More info emerging: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/06...?section=justin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted June 14, 2011 Strange deaths in Tudor England. Including death by Maypole, worth perusing over a cuppa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted June 23, 2011 "US self-help guru was convicted of negligent homicide over the deaths of three people at an Arizona "sweat lodge" ceremony in 2009, a court official said" http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/06/23/3251590.htm "Teen mum 'put through shredding machine' A coronial inquest into the disappearance of a 19-year-old woman has heard she was killed and put through a farm shredding machine after being used as a surrogate mother." http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/06/23/3251542.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 24, 2011 Crash your own funeral...then die again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted June 29, 2011 Well if that's his line of business, then he was asking for trouble... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted July 1, 2011 Come to grief in the local swimming pool. Not sure the walk up business in that pool will be so good now this story has got around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Der Stadt 6 Posted July 1, 2011 A man in Germany decidead to have a blow job off a vacum with a nozzle at the end but he did not know ,up their is a sharp little fan whirling about ,it cuts all the fluff and oose going up their good little gadget,so he cut his head off,his penis and yes he died,shame inxs star never tried this ,ah but their was an other adventureous death hanging from door ,tied up and what ever ,wonder if he had a picture of paula, just a thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted July 1, 2011 Come to grief in the local swimming pool. Not sure the walk up business in that pool will be so good now this story has got around. State public health medical director Dr Lauren Smith said: "I want to reassure the public that, as disturbing as it is to you, there are no health risks associated with this." Is this the same country where they recently emptied an entire reservoir because somebody pissed in it? but a dead body in in a swimming pool for 2 days is OK? Two inspectors, who had stopped by the pool on Monday, have been placed on administrative leave. From the context I think this must mean "visited". Horrible English (or slack editing) from the BBC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted July 4, 2011 Campaigner against laws requiring motorcyclists to wear helmets... well, see if you can guess how he died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted July 13, 2011 Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
