Typhoid Harry 23 Posted September 30, 2006 Windsor, why would a classy dame like Lady Clarissa Richmond need to pay for the services of a male escort? I'm sure she's beating off suitors with a stick! Double entendres? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca de Winter 8 Posted September 30, 2006 This has got to be the funniest thread I've read so far.....the tears are running down my face.....so, how funny is it to try and slash your wrists with a bread knife and, this not being very successful, chucking yourself off a balcony after consuming a bottle of port.....and then not ending up dead, but being banged up in hospital for three months, unable to walk?? Next time I will take an overdose....much more effective...I think... If you give me your address I could get a professional to take you out... Windsor, why would a classy dame like Lady Clarissa Richmond need to pay for the services of a male escort? I'm sure she's beating off suitors with a stick! Bravo, GK5, well said....and I thank you sincerely...you must be one of the sharpest pencils in this box... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted October 8, 2006 Having a rant, I'm not sure how true it is but the following last words are attributed to Adam Faith; "Channel 5 is all sh*t, isn't it? Christ, the crap they put on there. It's a waste of space." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted October 8, 2006 If you give me your address I could get a professional to take you out... Nice try Windsor. But you could always go to the Halloween store and buy a Richard O'Sullivan costume. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted October 11, 2006 Gravely ill woman kills son, is freed and then kills her husband Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted October 11, 2006 Gravely ill woman kills son, is freed and then kills her husband If they let her go again, we should deffo get the younger son on DL 2007. If she completed the trifecta and whacked him, it would almost certainly make the UK papers. How lame was it of the other son, 24, to allow himself to be killed by his 57 year old, cancer-stricken mother, wielding a hoe? I'm not sure how much, if any, of this story I believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted October 11, 2006 Gravely ill woman kills son, is freed and then kills her husband ... lame ... son, 24 ... killed by his 57 year old, cancer-stricken mother, wielding a hoe? This must be some bored kiwi journalist's idea of a good wind-up. The 57-year-old was sentenced to 15 years in jail for killing her 29-year-old son with a garden hoe in April 2005 while he was sleeping. Last month, authorities judged her to be in the final stages of cancer and let her go home, where she stabbed her husband in the throat with a knife. A hoe? The guy was asleep! Ugh, I can almost see her hacking away at him with it, him waking up with a sore neck thinking "that's weird, I was just having a dream about someone attacking me with a h..." and then he rolls over and sees the blade of the hoe come crashing into the bridge of his nose "...oe. aaaargh, mum noooo!" etc. Must have been a pretty grim crime scene. In the long list of dangerous household items the hoe, I would venture, comes quite near the bottom. She probably did it to give the lads in the forensics bureau a cheap laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted October 17, 2006 Driver killed by 'flying roo' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 25, 2006 Another Aussie one: Man dies from snake bite after dunny trip "It is believed Mr Butler was bitten in the outdoor toilet at his home in Alice Springs" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted October 28, 2006 I just heard on Sky Sports News that Trevor Berbick got hatcheted to death in Jamaica today aged 51, which is a pretty interesting way to go. I'm so unused to posting deaths that I apologise if it's the wrong thread or already reported but I couldn't see it anywhere. He was briefly world heavyweight champion I think, I know f*ck all about boxing. It's been added to Wiki too now, but still with no news story. I'm sure it'll be soon though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyBrainHurts2 4 Posted October 28, 2006 I just heard on Sky Sports News that Trevor Berbick got hatcheted to death in Jamaica today aged 51, which is a pretty interesting way to go. I'm so unused to posting deaths that I apologise if it's the wrong thread or already reported but I couldn't see it anywhere. He was briefly world heavyweight champion I think, I know f*ck all about boxing. It's been added to Wiki too now, but still with no news story. I'm sure it'll be soon though. Trevor Berbick found murdered There's your news link TLC. Some people prefer to think of him as the last man to fight Muhammad Ali, but I remember him for getting his a$$ knocked out by Mike Tyson (video here). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted October 29, 2006 I just heard on Sky Sports News that Trevor Berbick got hatcheted to death in Jamaica today aged 51, which is a pretty interesting way to go. I'm so unused to posting deaths that I apologise if it's the wrong thread or already reported but I couldn't see it anywhere. He was briefly world heavyweight champion I think, I know f*ck all about boxing. It's been added to Wiki too now, but still with no news story. I'm sure it'll be soon though. Trevor Berbick found murdered There's your news link TLC. Some people prefer to think of him as the last man to fight Muhammad Ali, but I remember him for getting his a$$ knocked out by Mike Tyson (video here). I remember getting up early to watch that fight, that was when Tyson's fights lasted about 2 rounds! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted November 1, 2006 Woman dies next to her own grave "The woman, aged 65, had had her name inscribed in the headstone but no dates as yet. In the woman's handbag were details of her funeral arrangements including the music to be played at her funeral" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted November 8, 2006 Kentucky woman dies from snake bite during church service. Well if you will take the bible literally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted November 8, 2006 Kentucky woman dies from snake bite during church service. Well if you will take the bible literally. From that article: Snake handling is based on a passage in the Bible, in the Gospel of Mark, that says a sign of a true believer is the power to"take up serpents"without being harmed. Not a true believer, obviously. Death to the infidels! regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted November 22, 2006 92 year old woman dies in shootout with police. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted November 23, 2006 92 year old woman dies in shootout with police. Well this defeats that 100 year old woman burning to death in a fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted November 26, 2006 ...wedged upside down behind a bookcase . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted November 27, 2006 Go flying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted November 29, 2006 Boy eaten alive by pigs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted November 30, 2006 Scared to death by fairies (amongst other things). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted November 30, 2006 Death by frying pan and other interesting deaths. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted November 30, 2006 Death by frying pan and other interesting deaths. Great minds think alike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted November 30, 2006 Death by frying pan and other interesting deaths. Great minds think alike Sorry for the duplication! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted December 4, 2006 Flying Elvis dies from skydiving injuries I like the way they have to mention that his injuries "included a broken pelvis"... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
