Dave to the Grave 11 Posted July 20, 2007 For me, Harry Potter is like oral sex, sh*t, but when shared with a 6 and 8....ah bugger. Perhaps if you tried it with an 86 year old the experience may be more pleasurable. Something to do with their ability to remove their teeth. Apparently. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted July 21, 2007 I have never jumped off a cliff on to the jagged rocks below. I have never read a Potter book. I have no idea of the experience of either activity and nor do I intend to indulge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,197 Posted July 21, 2007 Spoilers is here Or that's the best I can find, anyhoo. I concur with the above comments by the esteemed Hon. Mr McNally esquire re. the whole hullabaloo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted July 21, 2007 I have never jumped off a cliff on to the jagged rocks below. I have never read a Potter book. I have no idea of the experience of either activity and nor do I intend to indulge. And how do you know that reading a Potter book does not release the necessary endomorphines giving you a pleasure not too disimilar to receiving a very long, slow and erotic massage from Kelly Brook? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted July 21, 2007 I have never jumped off a cliff on to the jagged rocks below. I have never read a Potter book. I have no idea of the experience of either activity and nor do I intend to indulge. And how do you know that reading a Potter book does not release the necessary endomorphines giving you a pleasure not too disimilar to receiving a very long, slow and erotic massage from Kelly Brook? Trust me - it doesn't. It's also not similar to a long, slow and erotic massage by Johnny Depp. Rowling needs to be edited with a lightsaber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted July 22, 2007 I know I'm putting my neck on the chopping block since you all seem to hate it (not my neck, Harry Potter). I think J.K. Rowling is a wonderful story-teller. IMO the best is the first one, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone with its title changed for American readers 'cause we're too thick to comprehend anything with the word Philosopher in it I guess. So if you're ready to secretly buck the anti-Harry trend, Harry M, try it. Savoring a large piece of dark chocolate as you read will do you just fine endorphin-wise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy 5 Posted July 22, 2007 I think the books are brilliant. And I love how much they annoy fundamentalist Christians. I'm just glad that JKR hasn't been murdered by one of these religious crackpots on one of her trips to the USA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 22, 2007 Seriously man I think these religious junkies are hitting rock bottom with some of their opinions lately. I mean what is the matter with reading Stephen King for example? Some people actually believe owning any object that is not very god - related can cause like evil spirit to take over your home. I wish Martha Stewart could come out with something like this, it would be a way of reinventing herself just like Madonna does all the time. The bottom line is that these people are wack jobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,197 Posted July 22, 2007 New Harry Potter book claims its first victim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 22, 2007 *Potential Spoiler Alert* During my dinner break yesterday I popped over to the shop across the road for some juice with a friend. He picked up a copy of the book and investigated the last pages as he stood in a rather long line waiting to be served. After reading the last page he exclaimed: "Oh for f**k sake. He's alive on the last page. He disnae f****n' die. What a lot o' shite". I hope none of the people in that shop had bought the book and were looking forward to an exciting ending where the boy wizard was tipped to die... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guests have standards too Posted July 22, 2007 ... he exclaimed: "Oh for f**k sake. He's alive on the last page. He disnae f****n' die. What a lot o' shite" ... Are you sure he didn't exclaim "Oh, for f**k's sake."? That would have made more sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 23, 2007 ... he exclaimed: "Oh for f**k sake. He's alive on the last page. He disnae f****n' die. What a lot o' shite" ... Are you sure he didn't exclaim "Oh, for f**k's sake."? That would have made more sense. I'm pretty sure he didn't say it like that. There was no need for the comma as he said it with speed and haste, and there was no need for the apostrophy because he used the word in the singular. Anything else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 24, 2007 Who cares if you say it fast or slow or how or at what speed you say it. Windsor learn to respect the guests. They have standards too. If you decide to disrespect the guests, that's like telling a munchkin 'you have no place in this world' tie a rope to the ceiling fan, tie it around your neck and jump off the kitchen table. It's just wrong. So respect the guests and they will respect back. Guests are people too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 24, 2007 Guests are people too. Nobody is disputing that. Lots of people are arseholes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 24, 2007 All this Harry Potter stuff is bollocks anyway. OK, magic and wizardry and all that, fair enough, but a ginger kid who's got TWO mates? Totally unbelievable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 24, 2007 All this Harry Potter stuff is bollocks anyway. OK, magic and wizardry and all that, fair enough, but a ginger kid who's got TWO mates? Totally unbelievable. I got that one by text a couple of days ago, do I know you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 24, 2007 All this Harry Potter stuff is bollocks anyway. OK, magic and wizardry and all that, fair enough, but a ginger kid who's got TWO mates? Totally unbelievable. I got that one by text a couple of days ago, do I know you? I just got it by text from Mr LB about an hour ago I sent it to a ginger friend, who replied in a not-so-friendly tone that it was the 12th time she had received it today. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 24, 2007 All this Harry Potter stuff is bollocks anyway. OK, magic and wizardry and all that, fair enough, but a ginger kid who's got TWO mates? Totally unbelievable. I got that one by text a couple of days ago, do I know you? I just got it by text from Mr LB about an hour ago I sent it to a ginger friend, who replied in a not-so-friendly tone that it was the 12th time she had received it today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted July 29, 2007 'ho for hoggwarts' by N. Molesworth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hermione's conscience Posted July 30, 2007 f**k harry poter. i mean, really. $5 trillion to JK Rolwing for everr copty sold>? bulshit, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 30, 2007 f**k harry poter. i mean, really. $5 trillion to JK Rolwing for everr copty sold>? bulshit, man. Brilliant argument, superbly executed. If I was a fan, I'd have to change my ways and bow to the power of your argument. I mean, like f**k harry poter, man. It is all bulshit, everr single copty. You could write better'n Rolwing could. I mean, like f**k. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 9, 2014 Honestly, David..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted May 9, 2014 Dead. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
