BrunoBrimley 86 Posted January 1, 2007 Never cared for that program. Too many blimety blokes in the bars. Never understood what the theme was and to make it worse PBS shows it rather late and once you get caught up in it they screw around with one of those confounded 2 week long pledge breaks where you never see the show, just re-runs of some wierd Irish people singing, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gwynhafyr 0 Posted January 1, 2007 On Christmas Eve I was sure, that I heard the death of Sharon announced. That could have been Sharon from Eastenders LMAO! Though at this rate it is more likely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted January 23, 2007 If and when the family finally flick the switch, does the death of a cabbage really count as a hit for the deathlist? What I'd like to know is if there is any activity in the brain or whether he is kept alive totally artificially - If so surely that's a hit for 2006, making it a record breaking year??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gwynhafyr 0 Posted January 23, 2007 If and when the family finally flick the switch, does the death of a cabbage really count as a hit for the deathlist? What I'd like to know is if there is any activity in the brain or whether he is kept alive totally artificially - If so surely that's a hit for 2006, making it a record breaking year??? I'm fed up of waiting to be honest. He and Castro should have gone ages ago but they just won't let go. Maybe they are scared of what is waiting for them on the otherside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted January 23, 2007 If and when the family finally flick the switch, does the death of a cabbage really count as a hit for the deathlist? What I'd like to know is if there is any activity in the brain or whether he is kept alive totally artificially - If so surely that's a hit for 2006, making it a record breaking year??? A Jerusalem Artichoke, surely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 23, 2007 A Jerusalem Artichoke, surely. I would leave it on the plate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted February 1, 2007 As I wwas waiting for this page for erplying to apppear I began to wonder if perhaps old Ari had croaked. Anyway the point of my adding something here today is to celebrate a very important day in old Ari's life. Yes it was on this momentous day just one year ago that the feeding tube was thrust into Sharon's stomach. oH And Mumsy would have been another year older today as well had she not kicked off some years back. Her name was Rose, and seeing as how this thread is about Sharon I cannot help but be reminded of the Rose of Sharon....... .................. Year Ago Today at IsraelNN.com 04:58 Feb 01, '07 / 13 Shevat 5767 (IsraelNN.com) --A feeding tube was successfully inserted at Hadassah – Ein Kerem Hospital in Jerusalem into into Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s stomach. The procedure was carried out under anesthesia. Sharon remains in a vegetative state and is listed in serious but stable condition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted February 1, 2007 Year Ago Today at IsraelNN.com 04:58 Feb 01, '07 / 13 Shevat 5767 (IsraelNN.com) --A feeding tube was successfully inserted at Hadassah – Ein Kerem Hospital in Jerusalem into into Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s stomach. The procedure was carried out under anesthesia. Sharon remains in a vegetative state and is listed in serious but stable condition. Will they be feeding him liquid cake today in celebration of this momentous achievement? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted February 1, 2007 Ariel Sharon's faimly in my view is so selfish. The man is practically eighty years old, let him go to heaven for god sakes. I think all the isreal people believe heaven is intense pleasure anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted February 1, 2007 Speaking of intense pleasure, if Eddie Izzard crept in and enjoyed intimate relations with the comatose Sharon would that be the first time someone had plugged a TV into an ariel instead of the other way round? I'll get me coat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomb raider 9 Posted February 2, 2007 Ariel Sharon's faimly in my view is so selfish. The man is practically eighty years old, let him go to heaven for god sakes. I think all the isreal people believe heaven is intense pleasure anyway. Well, don't you? It would be ironic if it turns out to be the other way round, wouldn't it? By the way: Sharon has been sleeping in a warm and comfortable hospitalbed for over a year, sponged down by pretty, young, innocent nurses without paying. Doesn't sound that bad, does it? He'll probably hang around for a while, I suppose. Speaking of intense pleasure, if Eddie Izzard crept in and enjoyed intimate relations with the comatose Sharon would that be the first time someone had plugged a TV into an ariel instead of the other way round? Thanks for the image! Another nominee for the Award for Most Vulgar Remark on the DeathList Forum 2007. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted February 2, 2007 TR I'd be interested to know where you got the information about the pretty young nurses. Is this fact or conjecture? Either way, it'll make no difference to his condition. He'd be no more or less healthy if he were being sponged down by trained monkeys, so long as them monkeys delivered nurse levels of dexterity and thoroughness with the sponges. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomb raider 9 Posted February 2, 2007 TR I'd be interested to know where you got the information about the pretty young nurses. Is this fact or conjecture? Either way, it'll make no difference to his condition. He'd be no more or less healthy if he were being sponged down by trained monkeys, so long as them monkeys delivered nurse levels of dexterity and thoroughness with the sponges. It is probably just one of my long-cherished phantasies. (The sponging, of course, not the coma or the monkeys.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 16, 2007 Ariel Sharon's faimly in my view is so selfish. The man is practically eighty years old, let him go to heaven for god sakes. I think all the isreal people believe heaven is intense pleasure anyway. I don't want to second guess God,but Im thinking Sharon isnt at the top of His list for entry to heaven... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathwatch 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Ariel Sharon's faimly in my view is so selfish. The man is practically eighty years old, let him go to heaven for god sakes. I think all the isreal people believe heaven is intense pleasure anyway. I don't want to second guess God,but Im thinking Sharon isnt at the top of His list for entry to heaven... Well they do say he works in mysterious ways. Ariel Sharon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 26, 2007 He just turned 79, with little or no change in his condition (and thus, no celebration). http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid...icle%2FShowFull Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 15, 2007 Someone here thought he was already dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 15, 2007 Someone here thought he was already dead A government source saying he is dead eh? He probably is dead but for security reasons are not announcing it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 15, 2007 Someone here thought he was already dead A government source saying he is dead eh? He probably is dead but for security reasons are not announcing it... Fingers crossed.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted March 15, 2007 Someone here thought he was already dead A government source saying he is dead eh? He probably is dead but for security reasons are not announcing it... I doubt it, Blair might be a war mongering lying bastid but even he wouldn't trust Kim Howell with his phone number let alone a state secret... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gwynhafyr 0 Posted March 29, 2007 Someone here thought he was already dead A government source saying he is dead eh? He probably is dead but for security reasons are not announcing it... I hate to be the bad news fairy but a report today says he has started to blink one eye. Looks like he is still with us and improving (if you can call moving an eyelid improving). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomb raider 9 Posted March 29, 2007 Someone here thought he was already dead Ouch! That's some diplomatic blunder... He took a leave out the Duke of Edinburgh's book, didn't he? Anyway, the very same link provides us with some new candidates for the years to come: That's a relief - apparently there is not a secret plot to abolish the House of Lords by killing off peers. House of Lords Peers have been reassured over asbestos When Baroness Trumpington asked Lord Brabazon, in his capacity as chairman of committees, if there was any asbestos in the Palace of Westminster, she received the potentially alarming news that there were more than 200 sites where the substance had been discovered. Much of it is deep within the buildings' fabric and difficult to remove. In any case it is only a threat if it is disturbed, she was told. If that is the case, persisted the Baroness: "Why did two men tell me that they were going to take up the carpet in the Earl Marshal's Room to see whether there was any asbestos? "Surely if you take up a carpet that has been tacked down, you are disturbing the asbestos underneath it. Perhaps it is one way to get rid of the noble Lords." Lord Brabazon reassured her all investigations and removal of asbestos was always carried out in line with regulations and safely and had nothing to do with reform of the upper chamber. Probably. I wouldn't exactly call it a relief, but nevertheless it is quite an amusing story. Edward William Fitzalan-Howard, 18th Duke of Norfolk DL (!) is currently the Earl Marshal. (Before he inherited that position, he was known as Earl of Arundel, which sounds more Middle-Earth-ish than anything else.) Born in 1956 (and asbestos being a notoriously slow killer) he is not likely to be a Deathlist-candidate in the near future though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathlistsweep.net 0 Posted March 29, 2007 my grandad died of asbestosis.... it took 3 weeks to cremate him sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted March 29, 2007 has anyone won anything on deathsweet.net yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 31, 2007 my grandad died of asbestosis.... it took 3 weeks to cremate him sorry. my grandad really did die of asbestosis so I dont think thats very funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
