TLC 9 Posted April 4, 2007 my grandad died of asbestosis.... it took 3 weeks to cremate him sorry. my grandad really did die of asbestosis so I dont think thats very funny So are you saying that if your Grandad hadn't died of it you'd be laughing along? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted April 13, 2007 Unconfirmed reports abound that Ariel Sharon is "slightly improved but still comatose." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted April 13, 2007 Aye but: Doctors have said for months that Sharon is not expected to recover. Just a matter of time till them points come tumbling in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted April 13, 2007 "...but still comatose(d)." Like Boris Yeltsin then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The For Whores Man 4 Posted April 20, 2007 I have made 50 Euro deal with my friend if Sharon dies this year, I win the money. I hope he does it, I need the money It will be a grand success for your too if he dies. Everybody is happy then. Maybe not his family. TFWM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olveres 8 Posted April 20, 2007 I have made 50 Euro deal with my friend if Sharon dies this year, I win the money. I hope he does it, I need the money It will be a grand success for your too if he dies. Everybody is happy then. Maybe not his family. TFWM I think your friend may be the happy one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted April 20, 2007 I have made 50 Euro deal with my friend if Sharon dies this year, I win the money. I hope he does it, I need the money It will be a grand success for your too if he dies. Everybody is happy then. Maybe not his family. TFWM You NEED 50 Euros!!!!!! That's - like - thirty quid. It's Saturday tomorrow, get a comb, some paper, a dog on a bit of string and - sort of - hum your way through a medley of popular tunes in a busy street. I mean, how hard can it be to get 50 Euros? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olveres 8 Posted April 20, 2007 I have made 50 Euro deal with my friend if Sharon dies this year, I win the money. I hope he does it, I need the money It will be a grand success for your too if he dies. Everybody is happy then. Maybe not his family. TFWM You NEED 50 Euros!!!!!! That's - like - thirty quid. It's Saturday tomorrow, get a comb, some paper, a dog on a bit of string and - sort of - hum your way through a medley of popular tunes in a busy street. I mean, how hard can it be to get 50 Euros? He might be from somewhere like Serbia, 50 Euros is about a weeks wages there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted April 20, 2007 I have made 50 Euro deal with my friend if Sharon dies this year, I win the money. I hope he does it, I need the money It will be a grand success for your too if he dies. Everybody is happy then. Maybe not his family. TFWM You NEED 50 Euros!!!!!! That's - like - thirty quid. It's Saturday tomorrow, get a comb, some paper, a dog on a bit of string and - sort of - hum your way through a medley of popular tunes in a busy street. I mean, how hard can it be to get 50 Euros? He might be from somewhere like Serbia, 50 Euros is about a weeks wages there. Believe me, after tax it feels like a month's salary in Belgium. Where can I get aforementioned comb, string and Dog? I think England cornered the market maybe I'll have to import. After all the best cider comes from our Merry Island (served in an obligatory 3L plastic bottle - 50% extra free as always!) I think I can remember how Here comes The Sun goes again. Little Darling.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted April 20, 2007 He might be from somewhere like Serbia, 50 Euros is about a weeks wages there. Good point, being West Cumbrian I often assume - wrongly - I know all there is to know about poverty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted April 20, 2007 i wouldnt mind 50 Euros Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted April 21, 2007 Good point, being West Cumbrian I often assume - wrongly - I know all there is to know about poverty. Have no fear. Simply being British will be enough to know all about poverty in the coming few years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The For Whores Man 4 Posted May 12, 2007 I have made 50 Euro deal with my friend if Sharon dies this year, I win the money. I hope he does it, I need the money It will be a grand success for your too if he dies. Everybody is happy then. Maybe not his family. TFWM You NEED 50 Euros!!!!!! That's - like - thirty quid. It's Saturday tomorrow, get a comb, some paper, a dog on a bit of string and - sort of - hum your way through a medley of popular tunes in a busy street. I mean, how hard can it be to get 50 Euros? He might be from somewhere like Serbia, 50 Euros is about a weeks wages there. You are making a joke, Olveres, but I am from Sveti Nikole in Macedonia. Maybe we are not so rich as you, but we are happy to be ourselves, and we don't kill iraq peoples so much. You avatar is looking quite like Serbian man, poor and dirty and always angry at whole world. Macedonians try to be good people, I am proud of this, but I have not so much money, it's ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted May 12, 2007 I have made 50 Euro deal with my friend if Sharon dies this year, I win the money. I hope he does it, I need the money It will be a grand success for your too if he dies. Everybody is happy then. Maybe not his family. TFWM You NEED 50 Euros!!!!!! That's - like - thirty quid. It's Saturday tomorrow, get a comb, some paper, a dog on a bit of string and - sort of - hum your way through a medley of popular tunes in a busy street. I mean, how hard can it be to get 50 Euros? He might be from somewhere like Serbia, 50 Euros is about a weeks wages there. You are making a joke, Olveres, but I am from Sveti Nikole in Macedonia. Maybe we are not so rich as you, but we are happy to be ourselves, and we don't kill iraq peoples so much. You avatar is looking quite like Serbian man, poor and dirty and always angry at whole world. Macedonians try to be good people, I am proud of this, but I have not so much money, it's ok. I love the Balkans, me. Their tactical voting just made me a crisp tenner on Eurovision. I have no shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olveres 8 Posted May 14, 2007 I have made 50 Euro deal with my friend if Sharon dies this year, I win the money. I hope he does it, I need the money It will be a grand success for your too if he dies. Everybody is happy then. Maybe not his family. TFWM You NEED 50 Euros!!!!!! That's - like - thirty quid. It's Saturday tomorrow, get a comb, some paper, a dog on a bit of string and - sort of - hum your way through a medley of popular tunes in a busy street. I mean, how hard can it be to get 50 Euros? He might be from somewhere like Serbia, 50 Euros is about a weeks wages there. You are making a joke, Olveres, but I am from Sveti Nikole in Macedonia. Maybe we are not so rich as you, but we are happy to be ourselves, and we don't kill iraq peoples so much. You avatar is looking quite like Serbian man, poor and dirty and always angry at whole world. Macedonians try to be good people, I am proud of this, but I have not so much money, it's ok. I can make a joke, I have family in Serbia, in Stara Pazova and Novi Sad. They're always ringing up for money randomly. I also do not recall ever actually killing an Iraqi, but if I'd had a couple of bottles of Malbec I guess it could have happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted May 15, 2007 I am from Sveti Nikole in Macedonia. Maybe we are not so rich as you, but we are happy to be ourselves, and we don't kill iraq peoples so much. You avatar is looking quite like Serbian man, poor and dirty and always angry at whole world. Macedonians try to be good people, I am proud of this, but I have not so much money, it's ok. Yeah, yeah, Borat you ain't. (When did they start making scotch pancakes in Macedonia? Probably about the time they started postwhoring I suspect.) Gotta love the moderator IP tools. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The For Whores Man 4 Posted May 15, 2007 I am from Sveti Nikole in Macedonia. Maybe we are not so rich as you, but we are happy to be ourselves, and we don't kill iraq peoples so much. You avatar is looking quite like Serbian man, poor and dirty and always angry at whole world. Macedonians try to be good people, I am proud of this, but I have not so much money, it's ok. Yeah, yeah, Borat you ain't. (When did they start making scotch pancakes in Macedonia? Probably about the time they started postwhoring I suspect.) Gotta love the moderator IP tools. You are making much fun about me and calling me the Borat? Ok, my english is not so very fantastic as yours, but I am not from Kazakhstan or with the making fun of Jews. At first I think this forum is for fun, but now everybody seem to be fighting and paranoica all the time. What is your IP tools? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted May 15, 2007 this is fantastic! come on Borat defend yourself & your country! Macedonians shouldn't stand for this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
discustard 1 Posted June 17, 2007 Damn that fat bastard is still alive, what staying power! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted June 17, 2007 Alive, but not exactly improving. This is something of a percentage pick, a man in his condition and unable to help himself health wise is heading for the exit door faster than the likes of Abe Vigoda. Let's see how he's doing around New Years Eve. If he's doing at all, that is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GracieJc8 3 Posted August 11, 2007 How much longer can this man keep going? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,187 Posted September 8, 2007 How much longer can this man keep going? When his family accept he's not going to make a recovery - the hospital has confirmed he's still brain dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted September 8, 2007 How much longer can this man keep going? When his family accept he's not going to make a recovery - the hospital has confirmed he's still brain dead. hmmm surely if someone is brain dead then there's no chance of any recovery? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted September 8, 2007 How much longer can this man keep going? When his family accept he's not going to make a recovery - the hospital has confirmed he's still brain dead. hmmm surely if someone is brain dead then there's no chance of any recovery? I would applaud but I haven't pick him, how long before totlly dead is announced? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted September 8, 2007 In addition to the machines keeping him alive, Sharon has undergone three brain operations, abdominal surgery, three minor surgical procedures......two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. It's about time this score was chalked up methinks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
