Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

This lady is offering a free bracelet worth $50 to anyone who has cancer.

 

"...She has pink for breast cancer, teal for ovarian cancer, and gray for brain cancer, for example"

 

We know of a lot of people with cancer, do you think we should email her with all of their details? I can just see Pavarotti sporting a "black for pancreatic cancer" bracelet.

[Slave to the Grave 26]

According to the site it's 'black for melanoma', so Pav would have to choose a different colour for his bracelet. There seems to be some sort of colour coordination thing going on, pink for breast cancer, grey for brain cancer etc. Anyone know what colour a pancreas is?

[Slave to the Grave 26]

Ah, pinky yellow:

 

[Handrejka 1,903]

Buy a Barbie doll or three

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/5370398.stm

 

Anyone know if Harold "Matt" Matson co-founder of Mattel is still with us?

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Catch AIDS, according to this report there are people out there actively seeking infection. Do any of you with more expertise in psychology than a simple Cumbria have a F*****g clue what that's about?

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Ceci n'est pas un pancréas

 

regards,

Hein

[Slave to the Grave 26]

Ceci n'est pas un pancréas

 

regards,

Hein

 

Si c'est un pancréas

 

 

 

Conneries M. Hein

[Geronimo 3]

Ceci n'est pas un pancréas

 

regards,

Hein

Betty Boothroyd's leg in Tiller Girl pose?

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

A cross section of the bit of Richard Hammond's brain that'll never work properly again!

[Geronimo 3]

Ceci n'est pas un pancréas

 

regards,

Hein

Betty Boothroyd's leg in Tiller Girl pose?

Jasper's carrot?

[Star Crossed 33]

Please don't die before you've seen a little Cat Head Theatre.

 

Here we have William Shakespeare's

performed by the Cat Head Theatre.

 

Bravo!

[CarolAnn 926]

Get to the front of the line.

[TLC 9]

Please don't die before you've seen a little Cat Head Theatre.

 

Here we have William Shakespeare's

performed by the Cat Head Theatre.

 

Bravo!

I can die happily now!

 

The butterfly sequences make a good sub-plot which not only stands up in its own right, but also complements the main plot rather well I think...

[honez 79]

Learn how to fold a shirt properly.

[Lady Die 63]

Go to a penis restaurant

[CarolAnn 926]

Reflect on the meaning of "accident prone."

[CarolAnn 926]

This one is especially for Star Crossed:

 

Check out the kitties.

[Cowboy Ronnie 78]

Go to a penis restaurant

 

Too bad Rude Kid doesn't frequent the DL anymore. The original Viz character of the same name had "big dog's c*ck!" as a punch line in one of his memorable one frame exploits.

 

Gotta love the Chinese. Emerging economic, social and political giant? My a$$. Bunch of ditch drinking cretins is more like it.

[Lady Die 63]

Attend the reburial of the Tsar's mother

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Think up your wildest idea, and contribute it to the Library of Unwritten Books.

[Canadian Paul 97]

Become a mighty Gladiator.

[Lady Die 63]

Give up sex and live to 100

[Rebecca de Winter 8]

On the off-chance this hasn't already been mentioned, join Deathlist and sit around reading threads all day....

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

You don't have to give up sex to live to 100, Henry Allingham - WW1 veteran - attributes his 109 years, in part, to 'wild wild women.'

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Ah, I remember it well. The best of times, the worst of times.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_o0oIHdsVw

 

Guilty