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I have just realised that I am now on the first page of all time posters. I was wondering whether I had become a post whore but I did notice that Dr Z who started a year after me is already ahead of me.

 

However we do seem to have a reasonable post:like ratio so hopefully we can't be too objectionable.

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I have just realised that I am now on the first page of all time posters. I was wondering whether I had become a post whore but I did notice that Dr Z who started a year after me is already ahead of me.

 

However we do seem to have a reasonable post:like ratio so hopefully we can't be too objectionable.

 

 

Aye, no pressure or owt, but...20 more posts and you'd relegate Honez to the bottom of said page.

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how many posts make a twunt?

 

and what is the collective noun for said twunts?

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how many posts make a twunt?

 

and what is the collective noun for said twunts?

 

A pussy of twunts.

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how many posts make a twunt?

 

and what is the collective noun for said twunts?

 

A pussy of twunts.

 

 

 

A dribble of twunts

 

A slavver of twunts

 

A clinch...

 

 

Oh aye, my jacket

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how many posts make a twunt?

 

and what is the collective noun for said twunts?

 

A pussy of twunts.

Brilliant

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An Engorgement of twunts!

 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

 

I'm liking that.

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An Engorgement of twunts!

 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

 

I'm liking that.

I agree.*

 

* Admit to a personal distaste for the McDonaldesque "I'm liking that" though. What is wrong with "I like that"?

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An Engorgement of twunts!

 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

 

I'm liking that.

I agree.*

 

* Admit to a personal distaste for the McDonaldesque "I'm liking that" though. What is wrong with "I like that"?

 

 

 

Nowt!

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You know I didn't mind my colleagues ignoring my birthday, but it is a little upsetting that my twuntdom has gone unnoticed.

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You know I didn't mind my colleagues ignoring my birthday, but it is a little upsetting that my twuntdom has gone unnoticed.

Happy belated birthday me duck, life begins next year. :birthday2:

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:champagne:

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You know I didn't mind my colleagues ignoring my birthday, but it is a little upsetting that my twuntdom has gone unnoticed.

 

 

XXXXXXXXXX

 

Respect and congratulations!! :champagne: :champagne: :champagne:

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You know I didn't mind my colleagues ignoring my birthday, but it is a little upsetting that my twuntdom has gone unnoticed.

Damn! Here I thought it was the aliens calling me back while all along it was the psychic waves of twuntdom.

 

Congratulations, H! I may never get there so you will have to twunt for both of us.

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Thanks! And only one thread created in my name in the past five years and that was started by a mod after I mentioned Sid Waddell's cancer!

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It's only fitting that my 300th post comes exactly 2 years after my 1st post. That makes an even average number of 150/year. HK6B3c6.gif

It's only fitting that my 450th post comes exactly 3 years after my 1st post. That makes an even average number of 150/year. HK6B3c6.gif

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It's only fitting that my 300th post comes exactly 2 years after my 1st post. That makes an even average number of 150/year. HK6B3c6.gif

It's only fitting that my 450th post comes exactly 3 years after my 1st post. That makes an even average number of 150/year. HK6B3c6.gif

 

 

 

Oh

Credit's

Due

 

 

Then?

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Cat O'Falk I see you've 1016 posts and 3 of those were today so I presume youve achieved your Twunt status quite recently!

Big hooray and a pussy of twunts to you! Even if I'm off on my timing I still send the well wishes.

SirC

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Cat O'Falk I see you've 1016 posts and 3 of those were today so I presume youve achieved your Twunt status quite recently!

Big hooray and a pussy of twunts to you! Even if I'm off on my timing I still send the well wishes.

SirC

Twas just the other day and thank you for your well wishes kind sir. :hatsoff:

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Poor old Shroud never got the hang of these, did he. :lol:

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Poor old Shroud never got the hang of these, did he. :lol:

 

What? interpersonal relationships?

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Poor old Shroud never got the hang of these, did he. :lol:

 

What? interpersonal relationships?

 

 

 

Top gag, respect!

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