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Posted 19 February 2006 - 02:44 AM

Sir Cyril Smith, the former Liberal MP,

has had a little tumble.

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 08:47 AM

ex liberal MP Cyril Smith is recovering in hospital after falling at home..hes so frail he has an NHS help button installed at his home but is said to be mnetally quite alert

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 08:50 AM

The fall was on Tuesday, he's fine, "comfortable" in hospital now & soon to be discharged. Stop being such a tease, Iain. :lol:

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 12:27 PM

If that's a recent picture on Iain's link, he looks incredibly healthy, positively blooming.
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Posted 19 February 2006 - 12:50 PM

If that's a recent picture on Iain's link, he looks incredibly healthy, positively blooming.

It's not - that was when he was a MP. Although the news story shows no sign of Sir Cyril popping off, this is a recent picture taken on the 10th February 2005. The man on the left is the current Rochdale MP - the other two need no mention.

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 01:09 PM

He's still looking pretty damn fat, though, isn't he? Keep eating the pies, Cyril - you're one of my unique DDP picks!
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 03:28 AM

Agreed. I wouldn't put odds on him joining the 80-300 club.

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Posted 20 February 2006 - 02:29 PM


If that's a recent picture on Iain's link, he looks incredibly healthy, positively blooming.

It's not - that was when he was a MP. Although the news story shows no sign of Sir Cyril popping off, this is a recent picture taken on the 10th February 2005. The man on the left is the current Rochdale MP - the other two need no mention.

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Which is the one thats into coprophilia?

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Posted 20 February 2006 - 03:20 PM

Which is the one thats into coprophilia?


I must be missing something here. Why would it be any of them?
There were three of us in the morgue so it was rather crowded

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Posted 20 February 2006 - 03:36 PM


Which is the one thats into coprophilia?


I must be missing something here. Why would it be any of them?

I assumed that if one gets three lib dems together one of them might have Mark Oaten tendencies!

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Posted 20 February 2006 - 03:45 PM


Which is the one thats into coprophilia?


I must be missing something here. Why would it be any of them?

I assumed that if one gets three lib dems together one of them might have Mark Oaten tendencies!


Aaaah I see. A bit subtle for me on a Monday. :)
There were three of us in the morgue so it was rather crowded

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Posted 20 February 2006 - 07:27 PM

Maybe not Cyril for 2006, but if the big chap keeps falling over, I'd be worried for the poor bugger who lives downstairs from him
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 07:30 PM

The photoshop of Kennedy's top pocket is reason enough to give this thread another star rating!

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 07:16 PM

He's become more active, and he has lost some more weight (judging by the photo)but Sir Cyril is in hospital after falling over again.

Once again the NHS alarm system comes to his rescue...

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 07:53 PM

Christ, Id forgotten about him, thought he was already dead :blink:
He does prove, however, that all this keep fit and eat healthy ethos that our nanny Government is forcing down our throats is utter Horse poo when you see the Ex man mountain get to the age of 79.
Hope the old fella pulls through.
I like him.

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 09:56 PM

Ditto LFN

I really hope he survives until midnight on New Years Eve.



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Posted 25 July 2007 - 10:24 PM

Ditto LFN

I really hope he survives until midnight on New Years Eve.


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Posted 17 July 2008 - 02:57 PM

Please - don't leyt me be one of cyril Smith's coffin bearers - Few of us are strong enough for that job! :skull:

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Posted 05 November 2008 - 05:36 AM

Sir Cyril Smith, the former Liberal MP,

has had a little tumble.


Reading about Cyril Smith in the news and internet proves that only the good die young.

Where he is going, he will need asbestos undepants! :P

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 10:55 PM

Sir Cyril Smith, the former Liberal MP,

has had a little tumble.


Reading about Cyril Smith in the news and internet proves that only the good die young.

Where he is going, he will need asbestos undepants! :)

Asbestos underwear indeed.

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When government departments did raise questions about the safety of asbestos, the Board of Trade intervened, arguing that any suggestion that asbestos presented a danger would damage British jobs. So, the sale of asbestos products continued to grow in the UK throughout the 1960s and 1970s.

T&N also relied on the assistance of Cyril Smith, the larger-than-life Rochdale MP and parliamentary pioneer of the Saturday-night television chat-show sofa. During the summer recess of 1981, Smith wrote to Sydney Marks, the head of personnel, informing him that the House would debate EEC regulations on asbestos in the next parliamentary session.

The letter asks simply: "Could you please, within the next eight weeks, let me have the speech you would like to make (were you able to!), in that debate?"

T&N's draft is almost identical to the speech delivered by the Rochdale MP, stressing the need for less regulation and arguing that substitutes for asbestos should be approached "with caution". "The public at large are not at risk," said Smith. "It is necessary to say that time and time again."

Writing in the local paper, he claimed to have "worked very hard on the speech and have spent hours, both in reading and in being at the works, trying to master the facts about safety in asbestos".





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