Magere Hein 1,399 Posted May 5, 2011 "Don't let them fool you, Mr President, size matters." regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted May 5, 2011 Don't believe the rumours about him getting shot I strangled Bin Laden to death with these very hands Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted May 5, 2011 Big box, little box, tall box, small box DO YOU LOVE YOUR HARDCORE ????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 5, 2011 (edited) "Camilla once slept with a black man, and she said it was THIS big." Edited May 5, 2011 by Lady Grendel Post moved to 'Caption' thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted May 5, 2011 Oh puleeeze, Barry! The hats at the royal wedding were at least twice the size of any hat ever worn at the Kentucky Derby and you know it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted May 7, 2011 On safari I once bagged a buck with a member this big. That's it's head mounted on the wall behind me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,683 Posted May 8, 2011 This is one's invisible pet marrow, Tinky Winky. One simply delights in telling her a Grimm's fairy tale every evening and seeing the old girl's joyous reaction as she grows ever larger. Are you a gardener yourself, Mr Osama? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted May 8, 2011 "I'll bet we'll end up on the cover of Private Eye with this pose..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 7, 2011 'Has anyone seen Lardy?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 7, 2011 Lib Dem MEP reveals how he gets through those long sessions in the chamber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,399 Posted June 7, 2011 "I deny all knowledge", interpreter Jerzy Kowalsky translated before the court. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,575 Posted April 18, 2012 Boris Johnson? Hah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted April 18, 2012 Boris Johnson? Hah! This is the size of Boris's Johnston Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted May 21, 2012 The Germans realise they've left al-Megrahi and Gibb out of their DDP teams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted May 21, 2012 Bayern Munich didn't realise that The Invisible Man was let loose on the losing finalist as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 21, 2012 'If only Hitler had signed John Terry, we'd have bloody won then' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,399 Posted May 22, 2012 Olic's inadvertent use of the Force caused considerable anguish among his teammates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,616 Posted May 23, 2012 As he strolled out for his first dip in the sea, Martin mused that the deserted beach and empty sea were in direct contrast to the vibrant and crowded images he had seen in the brochure. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted May 23, 2012 Olic refuses to take part in the team bonding dying fly exercise... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,575 Posted October 1, 2012 Jim now regretted calling the firemen nancy-boys who liked playing with big hoses. (The story, in case you missed it) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,399 Posted November 12, 2014 Rosetta mission control have discovered that size does matter. regards, Hein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,575 Posted November 12, 2014 Mission Control were well chuffed with the comet landing 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,399 Posted December 10, 2014 Harry couldn't wait to tell his dad all about the Blues and Royals' new uniform. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 10, 2014 "Dad, I'm surrounded by a bunch of ironic bastards. What should I do?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,616 Posted December 11, 2014 Harry couldn't wait to tell his dad all about the Blues and Royals' new uniform. regards, Hein Hello, Taliban? Look, I know we had a spat going for a few years, but I might have a job for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
