rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 17, 2017 Today Her Majesty is celebrating Beaver appreciation day by reviewing the royal collection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 18, 2017 Her Majesty visited Oxford today for the biennial buggering the bursar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted February 18, 2017 Her Majesty visited Oxford today for the biennial buggering the bursar. At Brasenose. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 18, 2017 How about 'Sorry Ma'am we made a mistake', as the thread sub-title. I'll stop posting from the court circular then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted February 18, 2017 It was something along the lines of 'encrusted with barnacles and still unsinkable'. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 19, 2017 The Queen today will take part in the annual Hyde Park naked mongongo nut hunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 19, 2017 Bloody hell, Phillip looks like he's already dead in that photo. Those are the eyes of a man who's seen things... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 19, 2017 To be honest you've got to be amazed that Philip is still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted February 19, 2017 Bloody hell, Phillip looks like he's already dead in that photo. Those are the eyes of a man who's seen things... IMHO, the hematomas around his eyes are not that dangerous in themselves. Yeah, they don't look pretty, and you can also see something like this on the photos of executed nazi criminals, but their real problem stems from the fact that their necks were broken and their brains were deprived of oxygen. I sometimes have black eyes like this (albeit a milder version) if I can't get a good night's sleep and rub my eyes too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted February 19, 2017 Royal train to keep rattling on, just like Liz and Phil themselves: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/18/royal-train-saved-scrapheap-queen-makes-known-still-favoured/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 19, 2017 Royal train to keep rattling on, just like Liz and Phil themselves: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/18/royal-train-saved-scrapheap-queen-makes-known-still-favoured/ I mean if it kills them there hardly going to get out the she/he died too young cards out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted February 19, 2017 Zzzzzzzz.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 19, 2017 Edit and todays seen as I can't post in here; 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 20, 2017 (edited) Et bene vivit. Still with us. Edited February 21, 2017 by rockhopperpenguin edited to get round the posting ban Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 21, 2017 Yey, spam, spam,spam, spam......... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,964 Posted February 21, 2017 Oh nice, it looks like the forum update means threads can have capital letters in the latter part of a word again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted February 21, 2017 i'be been a bold boy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 22, 2017 Beata et gloriosa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieJones 63 Posted February 23, 2017 On 19/02/2017 at 09:35, Deathray said: To be honest you've got to be amazed that Philip is still alive. It's not like he lives a hard life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieJones 63 Posted February 23, 2017 On 21/02/2017 at 16:58, rockhopperpenguin said: Yey, spam, spam,spam, spam......... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 23, 2017 Her Majesty stayed indoors today. We don't want a repetition of the Crown blown down The Mall incident in '67, by George we don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
