Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 1, 2019 New barriers up to protect Her Maj from any hypothetical Terry Wrist: https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1065322/queen-elizabeth-II-anti-terror-sandringham-nye-christmas-the-queen-royal-news Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 1, 2019 To spend New Year's Day riding horses, so still very active: https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/royal-family-celebrate-new-years-eve.html/ Nothing going to happen any time soon unless she does a Christopher Reeve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 860 Posted January 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Davey Jones' Locker said: To spend New Year's Day riding horses, so still very active: https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/royal-family-celebrate-new-years-eve.html/ Nothing going to happen any time soon unless she does a Christopher Reeve. She a'int no Superwoman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeffs 6 Posted January 1, 2019 I think it depends on when Phil goes. They always strike me as one of those long married couples who will pop their clogs close together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 1, 2019 12 hours ago, Davey Jones' Locker said: To spend New Year's Day riding horses, so still very active: https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/royal-family-celebrate-new-years-eve.html/ Nothing going to happen any time soon unless she does a Christopher Reeve. The thing is once you get to her age you can be active as you want, a bad infection/sudden illness will finish you off in no time though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 2, 2019 Prince William worries Charlie is a workaholic who needs to slow down a bit as he hits 70: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/741205/royal-news-prince-george-prince-charles-70th-birthday-prince-william-princess-charlotte UPDATE: Clarence House also has to deny there is a feud between Charles and his brats: https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/clarence-house-has-dismissed-reports-of-a-feud-between-charles-and-his-sons-as-complete-fiction/news-story/3a171d29ec081f6ab63bb52307b95f29 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted January 2, 2019 I've worked out DJL's real life job. He's an editor! 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 2, 2019 You sprung me! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 2, 2019 If I was the Queen I'd have a subscription to the Globe just for the hell of it..... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nasquacker 28 Posted January 3, 2019 Bold choice for the committee to leave her off the list this year. If she just happens to croak then it may very well be the biggest miss of all time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,977 Posted January 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Nasquacker said: Bold choice for the committee to leave her off the list this year. If she just happens to croak then it may very well be the biggest miss of all time. Still wouldn't bad as the Craig Mack miss of 2018 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 3, 2019 11 hours ago, Deathray said: If I was the Queen I'd have a subscription to the Globe just for the hell of it..... Okay, you asked for it, so here you go, @msc and others... A collection of recent New Idea covers that help the housewives of Australia keep an eye on that bloody Camilla, who is always up to no good. The Globe, for good measure: 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 3, 2019 The Metropolitan Police revealed on Wednesday morning that PH Keston, one of the horses that has often escorted the monarch on her carriage journeys throughout its life, died. The Met Task Force released a statement on its Twitter profile, saying: "It's with the greatest of sadness to announce that PH Keston has passed away. PH Keston regularly escorted HM The Queen on various state events and other high profile occasions. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 860 Posted January 3, 2019 4 hours ago, Sir Creep said: The Metropolitan Police revealed on Wednesday morning that PH Keston, one of the horses that has often escorted the monarch on her carriage journeys throughout its life, died. The Met Task Force released a statement on its Twitter profile, saying: "It's with the greatest of sadness to announce that PH Keston has passed away. PH Keston regularly escorted HM The Queen on various state events and other high profile occasions. SC Spot the difference? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 3, 2019 1 hour ago, redrumours said: 5 hours ago, Sir Creep said: The Metropolitan Police revealed on Wednesday morning that PH Keston, one of the horses that has often escorted the monarch on her carriage journeys throughout its life, died. The Met Task Force released a statement on its Twitter profile, saying: "It's with the greatest of sadness to announce that PH Keston has passed away. PH Keston regularly escorted HM The Queen on various state events and other high profile occasions. SC Spot the difference? One is beautiful, majestic, refined, clearly of the finest heritage and bloodline. The other is some old rat bag on the left. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 860 Posted January 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: One is beautiful, majestic, refined, clearly of the finest heritage and bloodline. The other is some old rat bag on the left. I couldn't have put it better myself, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 3, 2019 I get the strange combination of Vulcan death grip /"you've better hair than me, cunt" going on. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted February 3, 2019 Queen to be evacuated in the case of Brexit unrest: "LONDON (Reuters) - British officials have revived Cold War emergency plans to relocate the royal family should there be riots in London if Britain suffers a disruptive departure from the European Union next month, two Sunday newspapers reported. “These emergency evacuation plans have been in existence since the Cold War, but have now been repurposed in the event of civil disorder following a no-deal Brexit,” the Sunday Times said, quoting an unnamed source from the government’s Cabinet Office, which handles sensitive administrative issues. The Mail on Sunday also said it had learnt of plans to move the royal family, including The Queen, to safe locations away from London." https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-royals/the-queen-to-be-evacuated-in-case-of-brexit-unrest-media-idUSKCN1PS005 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 3, 2019 Evacuated? Tricky bitch could go anywhere. 1 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted February 4, 2019 New Idea magazine is branching out with video ads for its stories... https://www.newidea.com.au/video/camilla-secret-son Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted February 14, 2019 The death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the 2nd will without doubt be the most significant death in deathlist history and possibly of all our lifetimes. Does anyone disagree? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted February 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: The death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the 2nd will without doubt be the most significant death in deathlist history and possibly of all our lifetimes. Does anyone disagree? Still think it's Roy from "Shipping Wars". 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,569 Posted February 15, 2019 As she gets older she will become a massively popular pick especially when she becomes a widow. If there is an algorithms for Deathlist candidates she would max out the fame portion. Age is on her side but ill health eludes her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markb4 892 Posted March 3, 2019 Worries over purple bruise on left hand: https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1094655/queen-elizabeth-ii-news-health-latest-hand-bruise-pictures Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
