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Today Her Majesty is celebrating Beaver appreciation day by reviewing the royal collection.

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Her Majesty visited Oxford today for the biennial buggering the bursar.

 

At Brasenose.

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How about 'Sorry Ma'am we made a mistake', as the thread sub-title. I'll stop posting from the court circular then.

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It was something along the lines of 'encrusted with barnacles and still unsinkable'.

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The Queen today will take part in the annual Hyde Park naked mongongo nut hunt.

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To be honest you've got to be amazed that Philip is still alive.

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Bloody hell, Phillip looks like he's already dead in that photo. Those are the eyes of a man who's seen things...

IMHO, the hematomas around his eyes are not that dangerous in themselves. Yeah, they don't look pretty, and you can also see something like this on the photos of executed nazi criminals, but their real problem stems from the fact that their necks were broken and their brains were deprived of oxygen.

 

I sometimes have black eyes like this (albeit a milder version) if I can't get a good night's sleep and rub my eyes too much.

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Edit and todays seen as I can't post in here;

 

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Et bene vivit.

Still with us.

Edited by rockhopperpenguin
edited to get round the posting ban

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Oh nice, it looks like the forum update means threads can have capital letters in the latter part of a word again.

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On 19/02/2017 at 09:35, Deathray said:

To be honest you've got to be amazed that Philip is still alive.

It's not like he lives a hard life.

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On 21/02/2017 at 16:58, rockhopperpenguin said:

Yey, spam, spam,spam, spam.........

 

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Her Majesty stayed indoors today. We don't want a repetition of the Crown blown down The Mall incident in '67, by George we don't.

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