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Definately guilty, why do so many people misspell this simple word?

 

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Hang your heads in shame.

 

Too true, TF. I have spelled it incorrectly in the past, and have etched the word on my forhead with a rusty nail just so that I never do again. My head is hung. :lol:

 

 

 

You've made many a spelling mistake too, I believe...

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Definately guilty, why do so many people misspell this simple word?

 

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Six

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Hang your heads in shame.

 

Too true, TF. I have spelled it incorrectly in the past, and have etched the word on my forhead with a rusty nail just so that I never do again. My head is hung. :lol:

 

 

 

You've made many a spelling mistake too, I believe...

On your where? :)

 

Spelling mistakes, we all make them.

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Definately guilty, why do so many people misspell this simple word?

 

 

*snip*

 

I think one reason is because it tends to be pronounced wrong. The 'i' tends to be more drawn out into an 'a' or 'u' sound - so people spell it the way they pronounce it.

 

My theory, anyway. :lol:

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I know this has been mentioned before. But I'm am completely and utterly sick of spam.

 

Today I have received around 120 spam e-mails. No, make that 127, another 7 have just arrived, online casino this time. I suppose it makes a change from SPAM, SPAM etc.

 

And what is this all about:

 

Obscene gesture cost, shot? Jacob rubber, overseas jansport super.

Gaudio wrotegtgt gton tarjei knapstad wrotegt gtgt, gtgton. Convention, naming contain expressly solely pursuant portions limitation? Themes wallpaper graphic apps hobby servers, utilities. Working, ghi, tools help payments directly dentist but.

*W.E.X.E* *W.E.X.E* *W.E.X.E*

W.E.X.E GAINS ENORMOUS MOMENTUM!

UP 18%

 

:lol::):P

 

I hate spam too, my gran used to feed it to us when we'd visit her. Then one day she switched to corned beef :(

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I know this has been mentioned before. But I'm am completely and utterly sick of spam.

 

Today I have received around 120 spam e-mails. No, make that 127, another 7 have just arrived, online casino this time. I suppose it makes a change from SPAM, SPAM etc.

 

And what is this all about:

 

Obscene gesture cost, shot? Jacob rubber, overseas jansport super.

Gaudio wrotegtgt gton tarjei knapstad wrotegt gtgt, gtgton. Convention, naming contain expressly solely pursuant portions limitation? Themes wallpaper graphic apps hobby servers, utilities. Working, ghi, tools help payments directly dentist but.

*W.E.X.E* *W.E.X.E* *W.E.X.E*

W.E.X.E GAINS ENORMOUS MOMENTUM!

UP 18%

 

B):huh:;)

 

or...

 

"I saw now that there was a metal tank under my drivers seat. He

cough. Moaning in agony between coughs as his aching head was kicked

lighting a large, green cigar.

Svinjars laughter sounded clearly. He was rocking in his chair,

was going into recovering that artifact. There is something very

was replaced by newer and more stable explosives.

I secured the reel mechanism to the inside of the pipe.

happening at approximately the same time.

help peeking when he stood, hair all down his belly and crotch as

into gear. Thirty days past. No antidote. I was alive. I could hear my"

 

WTF? :rant:

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Ha ha ha!!

I particularly "love" all the spam which promise various devices and treatments to enlarge my penis and enhance my performance so I can satisfy my woman completely....

Very amusing since I don't have a penis.....

Hate spam?

Change your email address....it works like a charm...

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The expression and therefore those who use it, 'years young' when referring to someone of very advanced years, for example "My uncle is ninety years young". It is patronising for the oldie and goes against all measures of common sense and etymological decency.

 

I can hardly contain my rage :lol:

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The expression and therefore those who use it, 'years young' when referring to someone of very advanced years, for example "My uncle is ninety years young". It is patronising for the oldie and goes against all measures of common sense and etymological decency.

 

I can hardly contain my rage :lol:

 

What if it's used in a sarcastic sense instead of meaning to be endearing ie:

 

"Augusto Pinochet sure got justice, dying at only 91 years young."

 

versus

 

"My great-grandma is 104 years young!"

 

?

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People that profess to be 'mad' and 'crazy' and 'I'm a bit bonkers' get on my tits, because they invariably are not.

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The expression and therefore those who use it, 'years young' when referring to someone of very advanced years, for example "My uncle is ninety years young". It is patronising for the oldie and goes against all measures of common sense and etymological decency.

 

I can hardly contain my rage :lol:

 

What if it's used in a sarcastic sense instead of meaning to be endearing ie:

 

"Augusto Pinochet sure got justice, dying at only 91 years young."

 

versus

 

"My great-grandma is 104 years young!"

 

?

Line 'em up and shoot 'em. In "a sarcastic sense" is as valid a defense as "I was drunk your honour", that it's meant to be endearing is even worse. It's up there with 'you're only as old as you feel', an expression I've never heard used by anyone over thirty. "You're only as old as the woman/man you feel" is the only thing worse.

 

Sarcastic or endearing CP? I can't make out which.

Edited by Gunjaman5000

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Ha ha ha!!

I particularly "love" all the spam which promise various devices and treatments to enlarge my penis and enhance my performance so I can satisfy my woman completely....

Very amusing since I don't have a penis.....

But, I notice, you didn't knock back enhancing your performance to satisfy your woman completely....

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Sarcastic or endearing CP? I can't make out which.

 

Bored actually. I was tired of the monotony of writing X Years Old Today! on everyone's birthday. I promise it won't happen again, since I don't disagree with you that it's fairly silly.

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Ha ha ha!!

I particularly "love" all the spam which promise various devices and treatments to enlarge my penis and enhance my performance so I can satisfy my woman completely....

Very amusing since I don't have a penis.....

But, I notice, you didn't knock back enhancing your performance to satisfy your woman completely....

 

Please explain....I must be more dense than usual today...

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I have a pathological dislike of rough Channel crossings The Tuesday midday crossing was particularly "fun" and even though I'm back in Blighty now I still feel ill :banghead:

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I have a pathological dislike of rough Channel crossings The Tuesday midday crossing was particularly "fun" and even though I'm back in Blighty now I still feel ill :dead3:

 

The best way to cross the Channel is "gin-soaked" - that way you don't give a rat's arse how much the boat is going up and down.....

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I have a pathological dislike of rough Channel crossings The Tuesday midday crossing was particularly "fun" and even though I'm back in Blighty now I still feel ill :dead3:

 

The best way to cross the Channel is "gin-soaked" - that way you don't give a rat's arse how much the boat is going up and down.....

 

the best way to cross the Channel is in an aeroplane, 25,000 feet up, going along at 400 mph

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I have a pathological dislike of rough Channel crossings The Tuesday midday crossing was particularly "fun" and even though I'm back in Blighty now I still feel ill :dead3:

 

The best way to cross the Channel is "gin-soaked" - that way you don't give a rat's arse how much the boat is going up and down.....

I was driving so that was out of the question. Next time I travel over La Manche in winter I'm going by the Tunnel.

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I have a pathological dislike of rough Channel crossings The Tuesday midday crossing was particularly "fun" and even though I'm back in Blighty now I still feel ill <_<

 

The best way to cross the Channel is "gin-soaked" - that way you don't give a rat's arse how much the boat is going up and down.....

I was driving so that was out of the question. Next time I travel over La Manche in winter I'm going by the Tunnel.

 

Never having had the pleasure and knowing little about this amazing construction, tell me, it doesn't leak does it?

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I was driving so that was out of the question. Next time I travel over La Manche in winter I'm going by the Tunnel.

Never having had the pleasure and knowing little about this amazing construction, tell me, it doesn't leak does it?

Only a little bit, when you sneeze <_<

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I have a pathological dislike of rough Channel crossings The Tuesday midday crossing was particularly "fun" and even though I'm back in Blighty now I still feel ill <_<

 

The best way to cross the Channel is "gin-soaked" - that way you don't give a rat's arse how much the boat is going up and down.....

I was driving so that was out of the question. Next time I travel over La Manche in winter I'm going by the Tunnel.

 

wouldn't that mean you would be travelling under the Channel?

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I was driving so that was out of the question. Next time I travel over La Manche in winter I'm going by the Tunnel.

Never having had the pleasure and knowing little about this amazing construction, tell me, it doesn't leak does it?

Only a little bit, when you sneeze :rip:

 

And here's me thinking you were too young to be suffering from that problem....

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The Royal Mail.

 

They came to deliver a parcel at 11.15am today but no-one was 'available' to open the door. So they posted one of those cards through the letter box.

 

The card read that the parcel could be uplifted from the post office 3 hours after the stated 11.15 time.

So some time later (about 1.30PM) I was preparing to leave to pick up the parcel.

 

Only one problem - It was Saturday, the post office closes at 1PM on a Saturday!

 

 

I was fizzing! It's a good job I noticed the closing time before I left the house.

 

But why do that - honestly. They could have at least written 'pick up on Monday' rather than '3 hours from now'.

 

Bloody fools.

 

Wouldn't be so bad but I paid extra for next day delivery...I should ask for a refund - not my fault I wanted a long lie today. I was damned if I was answering the door in my 'night wear'.

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Windsor, your life sounds a living hell.

 

My pet hates..........

 

..... Bono, Mackintoshes Weekend, Jamie Oliver, Kwik-save, Jim Carrey, mouth ulcers, the smell of Body Shop, Man Utd., opera, ballet, Readers' Digest, Little Britain, Mexican food, alco-pops, the Eagles, thong underwear, van Dyke beards, John Humphreys, Claire Rayner, the Academie Francaise, Newberry fruits and Y fronts.........

 

 

........I'm just warming up.

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Windsor, your life sounds a living hell.

 

 

Indeed, I'm starting to think there may be something to this Karma thing.

 

I made a christmas card for the staff at my work last week. It had a picture of Santa on the front and was very pretty (5 minute job).

I thought they would appreciate the effort.

Inside I wrote 'I made this beacause I can't afford to buy you a card with my crap wages'.

It was taken down by the office staff and I was warned that it would have been an instant dismissal had the boss found it.

 

It just so happens that the card had a jibe towards the office persons children who are getting the 21 minimum wage at 15 and 16 when I had to wait until I was 19 years and 1 month old to get that.

 

I may make another one tomorrow. Inside will read, "I made you this card because I cannot afford to buy you one due to socio-economic reasons which may not be discussed in the premises of [insert company]".

 

If they do sack me it will give me an added insentive to find a new job. I've been going to do that for about a year and a half now...

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Now you really are talking hell, Windsor. Get out of that place as soon as you get a chance.

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