Olveres 8 Posted April 4, 2007 What about Jimmy Saville? Although never marrying probably lengthens the lifespan of most men he must be in with a shout. He was on the list in 1987 but not since. Jimmy's apparently 80. He must be taking a strange combination of drugs to look the way he does Hmmm if the Leeds rumours about him are true it isn't drugs he does... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted April 4, 2007 Hmmm if the Leeds rumours about him are true it isn't drugs he does... Are you insinuating that his list of hobbies could potentially be of the same nature as those of Mr King or Mr Glitter, as opposed to drinking weak lemon squash commonly preferred by hobbyists? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olveres 8 Posted April 5, 2007 Hmmm if the Leeds rumours about him are true it isn't drugs he does... Are you insinuating that his list of hobbies could potentially be of the same nature as those of Mr King or Mr Glitter, as opposed to drinking weak lemon squash commonly preferred by hobbyists? Actually now you ask me, no, it's something much more sinister if the voices are speaking the truth. In some ways it has a tie in to this forum, though the link is an extenuous one to say the least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 5, 2007 Hmmm if the Leeds rumours about him are true it isn't drugs he does... Are you insinuating that his list of hobbies could potentially be of the same nature as those of Mr King or Mr Glitter, as opposed to drinking weak lemon squash commonly preferred by hobbyists? Actually now you ask me, no, it's something much more sinister if the voices are speaking the truth. In some ways it has a tie in to this forum, though the link is an extenuous one to say the least. He likes shagging dead people? Urgh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted April 5, 2007 Hmmm if the Leeds rumours about him are true it isn't drugs he does... Are you insinuating that his list of hobbies could potentially be of the same nature as those of Mr King or Mr Glitter, as opposed to drinking weak lemon squash commonly preferred by hobbyists? Actually now you ask me, no, it's something much more sinister if the voices are speaking the truth. In some ways it has a tie in to this forum, though the link is an extenuous one to say the least. He likes shagging dead people? Urgh. f**k me.. hang on. who started this rumour? jimmy savile shags dead people? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted November 15, 2007 Sir Jimmy Savile has been robbed by a woman in Leeds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jayson Posted November 17, 2007 Sir Jimmy Savile has been robbed by a woman in Leeds. Ha, yeah I saw this in the papers today. Apparently a drunken 20-something jumped on him after a dinner party, stole his pink john lennon specs and did a runner. I can't remember the exact quote he gave, but it was something along the lines of him being happy as a woman of that age hadn't jumped on him in about 50 years. He's reported her to the police and suggested that she serve 100 hrs community service as his carer. You can't fault the old boy's sense of humour I suppose. J Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted November 20, 2007 Sir Jimmy Savile has been robbed by a woman in Leeds. I've been in a situation like this before. That turns me on. I feel women who feel the need to take full authority of a man are only really looking for affection or some form of bondage. Now what that woman seriously needs is discipline and that might even mean a spanking. Now if she is a considerably attractive woman (Brunette)- (Jersey accent maybe) - (A 'if I weren't robbing you I would want you) kind of stair I would say some form of discipline or seduction would call ... unless it's one of those Jerry Springer moms trying to feed her four children ... then it's a horrible occurrence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GrimPeeper Posted October 29, 2011 Jimmy Saville's gone! Am I first? Am I? Am I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GrimPeeper Posted October 29, 2011 I was! Woohoo! Slow coaches! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 29, 2011 Jimmy Saville's gone! Am I first? Am I? Am I? Urgh-ah-urgh-ah-urgh! He fixed it for St Peter to meet him! Can I have a badge now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 29, 2011 Jimmy Saville's gone! Am I first? Am I? Am I? You havent posted a link yet, hurry..................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 29, 2011 How's about using the Jimmy Savile thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GrimPeeper Posted October 29, 2011 I'm still counting it as a win. Damn you pen pushers in city hall. I don't live by your rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 29, 2011 Jimmy Saville's gone! Am I first? Am I? Am I? Urgh-ah-urgh-ah-urgh! He fixed it for St Peter to meet him! Can I have a badge now? Too bad Grim Peeper, maybe Lard will fix it for you to claim the 1st post award Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 29, 2011 He likes shagging dead people? Urgh. You can say anything you like now. He can't sue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 29, 2011 He was on the first ever death list way back in 1987.Wasnt on this years though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 29, 2011 He likes shagging dead people? Urgh. You can say anything you like now. He can't sue. Thank fuck for that, I've been dying to tell you all that I saw him and Dr Legg off Eastenders (he is dead, isn't he?) double-bumming a sea-lion at Bristol Zoo on the day of the Royal Wedding. Yeh, that's right, sue me now, you jingle-jangling corpse-fiddler! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leonard Fenton Posted October 29, 2011 He likes shagging dead people? Urgh. You can say anything you like now. He can't sue. Thank fuck for that, I've been dying to tell you all that I saw him and Dr Legg off Eastenders (he is dead, isn't he?) double-bumming a sea-lion at Bristol Zoo on the day of the Royal Wedding. Yeh, that's right, sue me now, you jingle-jangling corpse-fiddler! No, I am not dead. My lawyers will be in touch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Geoffrey Sealion Posted October 29, 2011 No, I am not dead. My lawyers will be in touch. Mine too, you terrible bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 29, 2011 He likes shagging dead people? Urgh. You can say anything you like now. He can't sue. Thank fuck for that, I've been dying to tell you all that I saw him and Dr Legg off Eastenders (he is dead, isn't he?) double-bumming a sea-lion at Bristol Zoo on the day of the Royal Wedding. Yeh, that's right, sue me now, you jingle-jangling corpse-fiddler! No, I am not dead. My lawyers will be in touch. Bring it on, eyebrow fiend. Then it will all come out about you and Wellard too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted October 29, 2011 He likes shagging dead people? Urgh. You can say anything you like now. He can't sue. Thank fuck for that, I've been dying to tell you all that I saw him and Dr Legg off Eastenders (he is dead, isn't he?) double-bumming a sea-lion at Bristol Zoo on the day of the Royal Wedding. Yeh, that's right, sue me now, you jingle-jangling corpse-fiddler! No, I am not dead. My lawyers will be in touch. Bring it on, eyebrow fiend. Then it will all come out about you and Wellard too. Not to mention Ethel's Willy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest William Ethels Posted October 29, 2011 Objection! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted October 29, 2011 I wonder who called the police. He lived alone didn't he? Makes me think he'd been dead a while and was starting to pong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted October 29, 2011 I wonder who called the police. He lived alone didn't he? Makes me think he'd been dead a while and was starting to pong. I doubt they would have been alerted by the smell. They would've just thought he'd gotten a new girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
