Lady Die 63 Posted June 22, 2007 Write your own obituary (just like Bernard Manning) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted June 23, 2007 At the graveyard, my aunt got up and read the eulogy for my father. Now, using Tempus Fugit as an example and hoping he doesn't mind (Bollocks !! etc) I think it's probable that some of the well known characteristics of his written words would be echoed in his speech, and vice versa. The speech given by my aunt that day sounded nothing like anything she would ever say or even think , but it did sound familiar somehow. As we were leaving I mumbled 'That was a nice speech, Aunt Jane', or something like that and she said 'I didn't actually write that, you know, your father did.' Talk about not leaving anything to chance! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,482 Posted June 27, 2007 Become an elegant Olympian/act like a twat. I'm ironing my best cravat as we speak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,095 Posted July 1, 2007 Surf for sh*t Lookalikes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted July 2, 2007 Pay someone to post on deathlist for you Regards, Orthorhombic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted July 3, 2007 Breezy, spacious fixer-upper with gorgeous Carpathian view. Don't let this one get away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,149 Posted July 5, 2007 Host a dinner party in honour of your loved ones... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 22 Posted July 9, 2007 How clever is your right foot? Sit on a chair, lift your right foot off the floor and rotate your right ankle in a clockwise direction. With your right hand draw a number 6 in the air. Watch what happens to your right foot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted July 9, 2007 Very interesting Slave To The Grave, very interesting. Last night I was watching 'The underworld of France' and the basement of that place holds so much history. From the Nazi bunkers to the magnificent paintings on the walls to the display of bones it's a real trip. If I ever go to Paris, besides the wine I would steal and the women I would romance and hustle or whatever else I would do, it would be an expirience to check it out. Did you ever take a walk down the underworld of Paris? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 10, 2007 Eat some ladybirds. I'm sure you can work out what to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted July 11, 2007 Honez get your rifle. Put the Lady Birds in your freezer. Come on I'm sure your big game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,095 Posted July 12, 2007 Take part in Spain's answer to the TT....The Pamplona Bull Run. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,170 Posted July 12, 2007 Id give a certain Deathlister the number for Rampton Hospital because they so desperately need it........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,095 Posted July 13, 2007 I'm sure most of us here regularly enjoy a chuckle as we torch a fart. Best done out of doors by the look of the linked story. Here's a video link to some top grade entertainment. I'm suspicious of the clip in the top left of the page. Guessing he sprayed lighter fuel on his under-crackers beforehand. Very dangerous! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,717 Posted July 13, 2007 I'm sure most of us here regularly enjoy a chuckle as we torch a fart. Best done out of doors by the look of the linked story. Here's a video link to some top grade entertainment. I'm suspicious of the clip in the top left of the page. Guessing he sprayed lighter fuel on his under-crackers beforehand. Very dangerous! Those links have brightened up my day no end, and caused me to emit small chuckles even though I am alone in the house. Thanks I have to say the funniest thing I ever saw was a boy called Stuart Berry light his farts when we were teenagers, I have never ever laughed so much in my entire life. Why do we find this funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,095 Posted July 13, 2007 Why do we find this funny? Because it is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted July 13, 2007 Learn about Tourette Syndrome: http://kineticnorth.com/TS/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The For Whores Man 4 Posted July 13, 2007 Learn about Tourette Syndrome: http://kineticnorth.com/TS/ f**k off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted July 13, 2007 Go twitch in the mirror you ugly shmuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted July 13, 2007 As per usual, Banshees grabs the end of the stick clearly marked "Please Use Other End" Go twitch in the mirror you ugly shmuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,170 Posted July 13, 2007 This thread has suddenly shot off into an all the more enjoyable direction Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted July 13, 2007 ATJ stop yer bitching I was only defending Bou from verbal abuse. Sometimes I'm a little twisted but aren't we all? As per usual, Banshees grabs the end of the stick clearly marked "Please Use Other End" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
