Octopus of Odstock 2,186 Posted April 9, 2008 Of course we will! Exeter have a proud history of losing to clubs fighting relegation Salisbury fighting relegation!?!?!?!?! Why, I ought to deduct you 50 points on the DDP for gross insubordination!!! They're just outside the play-offs! It's been a wonderful year for them.. truly wonderful. They've made me proud, unlike my "normal" team. Sorry for the off-topic reply, but MPFC started it. Again. So ner. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted April 10, 2008 At the risk of posting on a topic that may appear elsewhere (I did a search, honest), is it too much to hope for Warren Jeffs to brew up his own brand of Jim Jones kool aid, and drink the whole batch himself? Underage sects If Al Qaeda are looking for a new target that represents something hideously wrong with a side of US culture, perhaps the CIA could send them a detailed map of Schleicher County, Texas. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted April 11, 2008 It is with heavy heart that I must announce the death of Mexico's top cardinal, Ernesto Corripio Ahumada. I'm getting quite into posting these irrelevant religious carkings, but I'll leave the health reports of the still-living to the Devonian master himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted April 20, 2008 Cardinal Alfonso Lopez Trujillo, the Vatican's pro-life extremist who has made statements such as condoms were no guarantee against AIDS and that relying on them was like "betting on your own death" is deadon result of various health issues. In this day in age, it's people like this who truly who need to be ignored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted April 28, 2008 The Most Archbishop Lawrence Burke, Archbishop of Kingston and President of The Antilles Episcopal Conference, is stepping down because he is suffering from cancer. He's one of the most influential religious figures in the Carribbean and I reckon The Times or The Telegraph would give him a UK obit. Interview with Archbishop Burke, he has colon cancer which has spread to his lungs, he mentions that it might also spread to his liver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,641 Posted April 28, 2008 I reckon The Times or The Telegraph would give him a UK obit. I reckon he's a poolofdeath star in the making. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted April 28, 2008 His Holiness Dr. Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin, head of the the Dawoodi Bohra faith, is reported to be celebrating his 97th birthday this week. His Wiki page says he is a mere 93, but he does look pretty ancient. He might be obscure, but he is a leader and religious leaders get obits. The Dawoodi Bohras form a tiny Islamic minority, based in India, there are less then 50 000 worldwide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted April 28, 2008 His Holiness Dr. Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin, head of the the Dawoodi Bohra faith, is reported to be celebrating his 97th birthday this week. His Wiki page says he is a mere 93, but he does look pretty ancient. He might be obscure, but he is a leader and religious leaders get obits. The Dawoodi Bohras form a tiny Islamic minority, based in India, there are less then 50 000 worldwide. Before I cleaned up his Wikipedia page a while back, you would have thought this man was next prophet. Apparently he's quite well known, which should translate into an obit.... I would point out, however, that the faith itself is somewhat obscure... so don't count on the fact that he's a religious leader alone for this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted May 7, 2008 Prayers are certainly pouring for the Right Rev Ian Cundy. This detailed article explains his intense chemotherapy treatments along with the faith he encourages for others who are struggling with their health. He says '"I may have years rather than months, but I would rather not know. Some other people might actually be interested in knowing, but for this year, the probability of his demise doesn't sound very convincing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted May 15, 2008 Pope Shenouda of Alexandria has been hospitalised again with kidney problems. Not a well man, but he might struggle on for a while longer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted May 17, 2008 Serbian bishops assume reins from Patriarch Pavle link Belgrade - Feuding Serbian bishops said Saturday that they had declared Patriarch Pavle too ill to run the Serbian Orthodox Church. The Holy Bishop Synod, a conference of bishops running the church, declared Pavle incapacitated against his will. Pavle, 93, has been hospitalized since November. The church's internet site said that the synod assumed all authority from the patriarch, who refused to release the reins earlier this week and threw the bishops who visited him out of his room in the Belgrade military hospital. The patriarch is elected to a lifelong term by the Sabor, the church parliament. Pavle took over from the terminally ill Patriarch German in 1990, whom doctors declared unable to carry out his duties shortly before his death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted June 3, 2008 Thich Huyen Quang, The Supreme Patriarch of the Unified Buddhist Church of Vietnam, 89, is seriously ill with heart problems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted June 12, 2008 Pope Shenouda of Alexandria has undergone surgery in Cleveland to repair a broken thigh bone suffered in a fall at his Cairo home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted June 12, 2008 Pope Shenouda of Alexandria has undergone surgery in Cleveland to repair a broken thigh bone suffered in a fall at his Cairo home. Considering that most of the latest Archbishops you've talked about are already at their showdown, I'm hoping Shenouda will keep himself alive until next year. Definitely not a healthy man and a promising addition to anyones DDP team. The only thing is I'm not very confident about his odds. They say "a little bit of luck" on those (take 5) commercials but it might take a lot for his 2008 survival. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted July 3, 2008 His Holiness Dr. Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin, head of the the Dawoodi Bohra faith, is reported to be celebrating his 97th birthday this week. His Wiki page says he is a mere 93, but he does look pretty ancient. He might be obscure, but he is a leader and religious leaders get obits. The Dawoodi Bohras form a tiny Islamic minority, based in India, there are less then 50 000 worldwide. Before I cleaned up his Wikipedia page a while back, you would have thought this man was next prophet. Apparently he's quite well known, which should translate into an obit.... I would point out, however, that the faith itself is somewhat obscure... so don't count on the fact that he's a religious leader alone for this one. Mohammed Burhanuddin is travelling to Britain from India this weekend, to officially open an eco-friendly mosque in Manchester... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted July 6, 2008 Thich Huyen Quang, The Supreme Patriarch of the Unified Buddhist Church of Vietnam, 89, is seriously ill with heart problems. Thich Huyen Quang has died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted July 9, 2008 At the risk of posting on a topic that may appear elsewhere (I did a search, honest), is it too much to hope for Warren Jeffs to brew up his own brand of Jim Jones kool aid, and drink the whole batch himself? Underage sects If Al Qaeda are looking for a new target that represents something hideously wrong with a side of US culture, perhaps the CIA could send them a detailed map of Schleicher County, Texas. Warren Jeffs is suffering from an undisclosed ailment and has been hospitalised. The sect leader has had several health complications during his jail stay, including a trip to a prison infirmary because of a self-imposed fast. Jeffs also attempted suicide last year and was seen throwing himself against the walls and banging his head, authorities said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,641 Posted July 18, 2008 If only some on this thread were more like Cesare Bonizzi, they might last a little longer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted August 10, 2008 Pope Shenouda has been visited by some heavily bearded well wishers as he recovers from his broken leg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,641 Posted August 10, 2008 Pope Shenouda has been visited by some heavily bearded well wishers as he recovers from his broken leg. That's the only place on earth ZZ Top could hide successfully. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted September 14, 2008 British Roman Catholic Priest Reginald C. Fuller has just turned 100, although he seems in fair health. Not famous enough for a 100th birthday notice in a big paper yet, but famous enough to have a big-ass Wikipedia entry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pagad Ultimo 6 Posted October 14, 2008 Cardinal Antonio José González Zumárraga, archbishop emeritus of Quito, has died of stomach cancer, aged 83. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted October 17, 2008 Prayers are certainly pouring for the Right Rev Ian Cundy. A further course of chemotherepy is now required after his cancer has spread to other parts of his body. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Miser 18 Posted October 18, 2008 Rev. James Bevel- Civil rights pioneer and recently convicted child molester. Pancreatic cancer-given 6 weeks to 6 months. http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iK2r-k6...AIbqFwD93R95480 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,641 Posted October 19, 2008 Re the above.....what are the realistic obit chances? I mean, 2009 looks a likely achievement before he 'does a Lou Rawles' on us. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
