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Tell me - do I have a shit sense of humour, or is Russell Brand just a shit comedian? I don't find him funny in the slightest.

 

Shit comedian. Shit person.

 

Agreed!

 

That's not a nice way to talk about Windsor! :P

Don't know about Windsor, but Russell Brand is just not funny. Not particularly good looking either. And he ruined the film Arthur.

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Russell Brand?

 

Brings to mind a succinct phrase I first heard when at school:

 

"He thinks he's it but he ent."

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I'm still surprised that Carla Bruni stuck beside Nicolas Sarkozy after he lost the presidency.

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I'm still surprised that Carla Bruni stuck beside Nicolas Sarkozy after he lost the presidency.

 

 

Maybe she is counting on him getting it back.

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I'm still surprised that Carla Bruni stuck beside Nicolas Sarkozy after he lost the presidency.

 

 

Maybe she is counting on him getting it back.

 

Or maybe he's got a massive cock.

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I'm still surprised that Carla Bruni stuck beside Nicolas Sarkozy after he lost the presidency.

 

 

Maybe she is counting on him getting it back.

 

Or maybe he's got a massive cock.

 

You might be on to something. Maybe it looks that way because his body is disproportionally short.

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I'm still surprised that Carla Bruni stuck beside Nicolas Sarkozy after he lost the presidency.

 

 

Maybe she is counting on him getting it back.

 

Or maybe he's got a massive cock.

 

You might be on to something. Maybe it looks that way because his body is disproportionally short.

 

Sarah Brightman married Andrew Lloyd-Webber because 'he's got the biggest willy'.

 

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I was just about to have my tea but the thought of Andrew Lloyd Webber's giant wang has put me right off my fishy nuggets.

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I'm still surprised that Carla Bruni stuck beside Nicolas Sarkozy after he lost the presidency.

 

 

Maybe she is counting on him getting it back.

 

Or maybe he's got a massive cock.

 

You might be on to something. Maybe it looks that way because his body is disproportionally short.

 

Sarah Brightman married Andrew Lloyd-Webber because 'he's got the biggest willy'.

 

 

I think she meant to say 'wallet'.

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I'm still surprised that Carla Bruni stuck beside Nicolas Sarkozy after he lost the presidency.

 

 

Maybe she is counting on him getting it back.

 

Or maybe he's got a massive cock.

 

You might be on to something. Maybe it looks that way because his body is disproportionally short.

 

Sarah Brightman married Andrew Lloyd-Webber because 'he's got the biggest willy'.

 

 

I think she meant to say 'wallet'.

 

 

That's about the size of it, yes.

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Rose McGowan is throwing in the towel on her marriage to artist Davey Detail, according to a new report. The singer has reportedly filed for divorce after just two years of marriage!

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http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/02/04/rose-mcgowan-divorce-davey-detail-marriage-split/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=ad

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Former WWE Wraslers and on again-off again couple Melina and John Morrison are no longer dating

 

 

 

Melina @RealMelina Mar 17

Melina Retweeted Juan DeMarco

LOL. Thanks but no mo Jomo. #LiveLoveLearn & #Grow My tru1f497.png will B the lucky Man & I'll B #TheLuckyOne 2 have him 2.1f495.png

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As reported by my double-posting arse elsewhere, Amber Heard hands Johnny Depp divorce papers three days after his mum dies. No prenup. He ain't Heard the last from her attorneys.

What with Aniston's mother dying today, they've something in common. Let's matchmake Aniston/Depp.

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I can't stand that chinny cunt Maniston.

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I can't stand that chinny cunt Maniston.

I know she is such a bland actress and has only appeared on the right things at the right times same with Cameron Diaz.

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Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox calling it quits after 9 years of wedded bliss.

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Who and who?

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Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox calling it quits after 9 years of wedded bliss.

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Who and who?

Oh sorry mate they're not B-b-b-b-brriiiiiiiiiiiiiitish on BBC 3.

Smfh you and Handrejka and Toast and Bibliogryphon would do well to investigate the world around you. I don't care about the cunt but if you don't know who Jay Mohr is your head is lodged. I guess though you've given Sir Creep a free pass to say 'who' at some nationally heroic UK personality gits next time you post them. By signing on to this ignorant post you've avowed your personal ignorance. Well played.

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PS watch one of the great movies Bamboozled you'll figure out which one is Mohr.

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Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox calling it quits after 9 years of wedded bliss.

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Who and who?

 

 

In the mid late 90's Nikki played the masterbation fodder teenage daughter on a Married With Children knockoff sitcom that many in my High school watched. With marginal talent and really good look's it appeared at the beginning of the Millenium superstardom awaited her,instead she got really bad plastic surgery and doesn't get work anymore because she looks like this now nikki-cox-lip-injection-nikki-cox-plasti

 

Jay Mohr is a C/D List former standup comic and actor who now hosts a radio show. He would be known to many in America as that guy who was in that movie or show.

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Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox calling it quits after 9 years of wedded bliss.

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In the mid late 90's Nikki played the masterbation fodder teenage daughter on a Married With Children knockoff sitcom that many in my High school watched. With marginal talent and really good look's it appeared at the beginning of the Millenium superstardom awaited her,instead she got really bad plastic surgery and doesn't get work anymore because she looks like this now nikki-cox-lip-injection-nikki-cox-plasti

 

Jay Mohr is a C/D List former standup comic and actor who now hosts a radio show. He would be known to many in America as that guy who was in that movie or show.

I'm sure she isn't short of specialist work, think of the number of cocks she could cram into that giant gob.

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Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox calling it quits after 9 years of wedded bliss.

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In the mid late 90's Nikki played the masterbation fodder teenage daughter on a Married With Children knockoff sitcom that many in my High school watched. With marginal talent and really good look's it appeared at the beginning of the Millenium superstardom awaited her,instead she got really bad plastic surgery and doesn't get work anymore because she looks like this now nikki-cox-lip-injection-nikki-cox-plasti

 

Jay Mohr is a C/D List former standup comic and actor who now hosts a radio show. He would be known to many in America as that guy who was in that movie or show.

I'm sure she isn't short of specialist work, think of the number of cocks she could cram into that giant gob.

 

 

And already has a suitable name.

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Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox calling it quits after 9 years of wedded bliss.

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Who and who?

Oh sorry mate they're not B-b-b-b-brriiiiiiiiiiiiiitish on BBC 3.

Smfh you and Handrejka and Toast and Bibliogryphon would do well to investigate the world around you. I don't care about the c**t but if you don't know who Jay Mohr is your head is lodged. I guess though you've given Sir Creep a free pass to say 'who' at some nationally heroic UK personality gits next time you post them. By signing on to this ignorant post you've avowed your personal ignorance. Well played.

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PS watch one of the great movies Bamboozled you'll figure out which one is Mohr.

 

 

I'm an equal opportunities ignoramus. I have no idea who any of the British Z listers in the Daily Mail sidebar of shame are either.

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Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox calling it quits after 9 years of wedded bliss.

SC

Who and who?

Oh sorry mate they're not B-b-b-b-brriiiiiiiiiiiiiitish on BBC 3.

Smfh you and Handrejka and Toast and Bibliogryphon would do well to investigate the world around you. I don't care about the c**t but if you don't know who Jay Mohr is your head is lodged. I guess though you've given Sir Creep a free pass to say 'who' at some nationally heroic UK personality gits next time you post them. By signing on to this ignorant post you've avowed your personal ignorance. Well played.

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PS watch one of the great movies Bamboozled you'll figure out which one is Mohr.

 

 

I'm an equal opportunities ignoramus. I have no idea who any of the British Z listers in the Daily Mail sidebar of shame are either.

 

 

I'm still trying to work what Smfh means.

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