charon 4,943 Posted November 26, 2016 Hardly... Had a couple of invites already, and one of them is from 2 mid 60's that can't stand each other . They both want me to come over so they have some cunto to speak to on xnas day Thankfully, I've never eaten fowl (hence my protectiveness of Quackers in the animal thread), so dodging Xmas is easy. Steak Pie at Ne'er is more problematic to avoid... Except I'll be pushed, on here, abusing as many folk as I can. All in the name of festivity 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted November 29, 2016 Well, now that Thanksgiving's over, I won't get mad at people anymore for talking about Christmas or listening to Christmas music or whatever. I will. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted November 30, 2016 Well, OldWillz is off to my brother's sister-in-law's and my other brother (the nice one) invited me over to spend the day with his family. Declined. I love being on my own and it's a holiday for me from all. I do love Christmas dinner. Haven't had one in years though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 4, 2016 Perfect prezzie for those in Norn , or sellik/hun fans. https://youtu.be/mrVzhXOANSk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 4, 2016 Well we were going to have a nice quiet Christmas day, me laying on the sofa, bollocks dangling either side of my baggy underpants while Lady FN started drinking Tia Maria at a silly hour. Unfortunately, my son and daughter in law have insisted we visit them for the day. This has made us wonder if their insistence is due to a possible announcement about something other than a Turkey 'in the oven'. Hmmmmmm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted December 4, 2016 Well we were going to have a nice quiet Christmas day, me laying on the sofa, bollocks dangling either side of my baggy underpants while Lady FN started drinking Tia Maria at a silly hour. Unfortunately, my son and daughter in law have insisted we visit them for the day. This has made us wonder if their insistence is due to a possible announcement about something other than a Turkey 'in the oven'. Hmmmmmm Cue the dum dums.... but please, LFN, don't let that stop the bollock dangling. It may make 'em up their game vis a vis contraception. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 4, 2016 Grampa Nelson has a ring... Name change thread for this pish! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 4, 2016 Grampa Nelson has a ring... Name change thread for this pish! I've been calling him Grandad for years. He f uckin LOVES IT! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 4, 2016 That's only because you allow him to wear nappies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 4, 2016 That's only because you allow him to wear nappies... It's not a case of allowing it, it is an absolute necessity! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted December 4, 2016 Perfect prezzie for those in Norn , or sellik/hun fans. https://youtu.be/mrVzhXOANSk So much wrong with that, still laughed like a hyena. Well we were going to have a nice quiet Christmas day, me laying on the sofa, bollocks dangling either side of my baggy underpants while Lady FN started drinking Tia Maria at a silly hour. Unfortunately, my son and daughter in law have insisted we visit them for the day. This has made us wonder if their insistence is due to a possible announcement about something other than a Turkey 'in the oven'. Hmmmmmm Surely they could just tell you another time, and let you have Christmas in peace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted December 5, 2016 Ok I did this last year. Gotchas and Pointless Celebrities (I've never forgiven Handy for that one!). I'll be on my own doing nothing on Christmas Day. (Not sure I'm ready to embrace Satan quite yet, he he). So if anyone has a desperate need for a Christmas list they'd like me to do, let me know and I'll collate as far as I can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted December 7, 2016 Well, now that Thanksgiving's over, I won't get mad at people anymore for talking about Christmas or listening to Christmas music or whatever. I will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted December 8, 2016 Can't think about Christmas, I have a wedding (not my own) and a house move (my own) to get through first. Wedding went fine, move in progress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted December 8, 2016 Can't think about Christmas, I have a wedding (not my own) and a house move (my own) to get through first. Wedding went fine, move in progress. All the very best wishes for your move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 8, 2016 Can't think about Christmas, I have a wedding (not my own) and a house move (my own) to get through first. Wedding went fine, move in progress. You moving to civilization or are you staying on the IOM Handy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted December 9, 2016 Can't think about Christmas, I have a wedding (not my own) and a house move (my own) to get through first. Wedding went fine, move in progress. You moving to civilization or are you staying on the IOM Handy? Staying in the metropolis that is Douglas. I'm in the new place now but surrounded by a mountain of boxes to sort through. You don't realise what a hoarder you are until it comes time to move. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted December 9, 2016 Staying in the metropolis that is Douglas. I'm in the new place now but surrounded by a mountain of boxes to sort through. You don't realise what a hoarder you are until it comes time to move. Do you have a lot of books? It is a mystery how books take up at least four times the space in boxes as on shelves. Once the books are out and shelved it makes a huge difference. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted December 9, 2016 Staying in the metropolis that is Douglas. I'm in the new place now but surrounded by a mountain of boxes to sort through. You don't realise what a hoarder you are until it comes time to move. Do you have a lot of books? It is a mystery how books take up at least four times the space in boxes as on shelves. Once the books are out and shelved it makes a huge difference. I do have a lot of books and an awful lot of postcard albums which take up a lot of space but with which I will not part . 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 9, 2016 Staying in the metropolis that is Douglas. I'm in the new place now but surrounded by a mountain of boxes to sort through. You don't realise what a hoarder you are until it comes time to move. Do you have a lot of books? It is a mystery how books take up at least four times the space in boxes as on shelves. Once the books are out and shelved it makes a huge difference. I do have a lot of books and an awful lot of postcard albums which take up a lot of space but with which I will not part . Im like that with cars and parts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 9, 2016 Staying in the metropolis that is Douglas. I'm in the new place now but surrounded by a mountain of boxes to sort through. You don't realise what a hoarder you are until it comes time to move. Do you have a lot of books? It is a mystery how books take up at least four times the space in boxes as on shelves. Once the books are out and shelved it makes a huge difference. I do have a lot of books and an awful lot of postcard albums which take up a lot of space but with which I will not part . Im like that with cars and parts but not my hair. FTFY 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted December 9, 2016 Staying in the metropolis that is Douglas. I'm in the new place now but surrounded by a mountain of boxes to sort through. You don't realise what a hoarder you are until it comes time to move. Do you have a lot of books? It is a mystery how books take up at least four times the space in boxes as on shelves. Once the books are out and shelved it makes a huge difference. I do have a lot of books and an awful lot of postcard albums which take up a lot of space but with which I will not part . Im like that with cars and parts but not my hair. FTFY Cunt. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted December 10, 2016 Tree is up; arguments have started; Isle of Jura is open. Festive cheer has descended on the RHP household. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
