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Who is your celebrity soulmate?

It seems that Gwyneth Paltrow, Felicity Huffman and Poppy Montgomery are my celebrity soulmates. Which is nice.

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Mines George Clooney, which could have been worse :rolleyes:

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Who is your celebrity soulmate?

 

Mine seems to be Patrick Dempsey, I'm afraid I had to google him to find out who he is, but mmm, nice :rolleyes: .

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Mine's Will Smith, so if what they say about black men is true, I'm well happy with that.

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Who is your celebrity soulmate?

 

Mine seems to be Patrick Dempsey, I'm afraid I had to google him to find out who he is, but mmm, nice :rolleyes: .

Mine too, also didn't know who he was, google images had some nice looking pics :lol:

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Mine's Will Smith, so if what they say about black men is true, I'm well happy with that.

 

All that, and a Scientologist. :)

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I tried a few combinations of answers to see if I could get a certain cell phone chucking New Zealander but alas all I got was Will Smith, David Beckham and George Clooney. :)

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It has the colour given as blue but it's the most amazing pale blue ever! It glows yellow in the sunlight. NAP, that's a strong selling point - if I had the money I'd buy it just to have it parked outside my window so that I could gaze in admiration.

 

Sadly, I'm skint. :)

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Can you calculate the postage to Australia for me before I make a bid? Air mail please, because I'd like it to arrive before Easter.

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Either you've photoshopped the number plate, NAP, or your car sports the pornstar plate 'EZ 69'. :unsure:

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Yes, I'm rather proud of that one, which is why I didn't blank out the whole number.

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Sorry, NAP. Engine's too small. :unsure: You're kinda cute, though.

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At this time I am afraid I cannot purchase your car. However I would be more than happy to look after it for you until you find a suitable owner. I will make sure it's started up every day and driven at for least an hour - or until I run out of gas. Don't even think about offering to pay me, it's on the house!

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Sorry, NAP. Engine's too small. :unsure: You're kinda cute, though.

Too small for what exactly?

 

At this time I am afraid I cannot purchase your car. However I would be more than happy to look after it for you until you find a suitable owner. I will make sure it's started up every day and driven at for least an hour - or until I run out of gas. Don't even think about offering to pay me, it's on the house!

I would advise you to find out the meaning of the German word Motorschaden

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Sorry, NAP. Engine's too small. :unsure: You're kinda cute, though.

Too small for what exactly?

 

At this time I am afraid I cannot purchase your car. However I would be more than happy to look after it for you until you find a suitable owner. I will make sure it's started up every day and driven at for least an hour - or until I run out of gas. Don't even think about offering to pay me, it's on the house!

I would advise you to find out the meaning of the German word Motorschaden

*looks up Motorschaden* Ooops. I don't look before I leap in English either.

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Sorry, NAP. Engine's too small. :unsure: You're kinda cute, though.

Too small for what exactly?

 

That was actually a self deprecating comment on my weakness for large 8-cylinder high horsepower low gas mileage Detroit muscle cars.

 

I get a kick out of BabelFish..."Drivingready it is not real, therefore please with a trailer come!" :(

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Ladies and gentleman, while we have to continue wasting time I wanted to share one mans view on offensive remarks which are virtually just common mistakes.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywQ-DEqBKHA

 

While I'm at it you have to see this genius take up a sixth grade $300 dollar question! I apologize for the quality of sound.

 

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