harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,508 Posted May 24, 2008 Or find out who died on your birth date. Hmm... Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Pinochet, Mobutu, Charlie Drake... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,739 Posted May 24, 2008 Work out what your dead body's worth.Mine would fetch $4,375. $4550 - but if they worked it out on a per pound basis, I'd be worth a fortune. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,508 Posted May 26, 2008 Chase a cheese down a very steep hill. This annual event for village idiots takes place just outside the village in which I was born. Maybe it's False Memory Syndrome, but I have the distinct impression that I was used as a surrogate cheese in my infancy. It would explain a few things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted May 27, 2008 They should have acted more Caerphilly. Chase a cheese down a very steep hill. This annual event for village idiots takes place just outside the village in which I was born. Maybe it's False Memory Syndrome, but I have the distinct impression that I was used as a surrogate cheese in my infancy. It would explain a few things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,739 Posted May 27, 2008 They should have acted more Caerphilly. Chase a cheese down a very steep hill. This annual event for village idiots takes place just outside the village in which I was born. Maybe it's False Memory Syndrome, but I have the distinct impression that I was used as a surrogate cheese in my infancy. It would explain a few things. I would imagine you have to be quite tall to do that - in fact, you could do it with a stilt on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 77 Posted May 27, 2008 Chase a cheese down a very steep hill Was that a cheese roll? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,169 Posted May 27, 2008 Or find out who died on your birth date. 2003 Barb Tarbox, Canadian anti-smoking crusader. What a name for someone who is anti-smoking! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,842 Posted May 27, 2008 Are you going to the whole lot, HCW? What a fantastic concert it was tonight. Next one is the 'Indescreet' album tomorrow night. That'd be above and beyond the call of duty. Does the Hitler guy still have the 'tache? Not really, it's more of a 'pencil line above the top lip' kind he's sporting just now. Next concert tonight at 9 (U.K.Time). Terminal Jive. You might have heard them on the Steve wright radio show today about half past four. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted May 29, 2008 Get a pair of Chinese High-heels Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted May 30, 2008 Conduct a voice study confirming what most of us have known for a long while, that Jonathon Ross is an annoying twat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 108 Posted May 30, 2008 Conduct a voice study confirming what most of us have known for a long while, that Jonathon Ross is an annoying twat. At low volume these voices might be 'easy on the ear' but I don't take these studies seriously. Doesn't hearing itself depend on the perception of the listener? If that is the fact then the accuracy of this study must vary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted May 31, 2008 Check out the weather. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted May 31, 2008 Microwave a mobile phone just for fun. Be sure to stand really close so you can see all the action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,842 Posted June 1, 2008 Blow up a building Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted June 1, 2008 Use ye olde MS Paint to become the next Hipgnosis/Roger Dean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted June 1, 2008 Remake Towering Inferno Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,213 Posted June 2, 2008 Create your own motivational poster, here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,842 Posted June 3, 2008 Does the Hitler guy still have the 'tache? Actually, he shaved it off to make this video Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted June 3, 2008 Create your own motivational poster, here. That was fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 108 Posted June 4, 2008 Ladies and gentleman, While waiting on double digits .. If you are down with football you might be down with this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,213 Posted June 6, 2008 Save aviation fuel, or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,861 Posted June 6, 2008 See how you would do as 1930s wife or husband <center><table width="300px" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" style="border: 1px #000000 solid; color: #000000;background-color: #ffffff;"><tr><td><img src="http://www.magatsu.net/maritaltest/wife.jpg" width="72"height="72"></td><td><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="+3">28</font></p><p style="text-align: center;">As a 1930s wife, I am<br/><strong><font size="+2">Poor</font></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><small><a href="http://www.magatsu.net/maritaltest/">Take the test!</a></small></p></td></tr></table></center> sh*t it didn't work Can mods delete this please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 30 Posted June 6, 2008 See how you would do as 1930s wife or husband <center><table width="300px" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" style="border: 1px #000000 solid; color: #000000;background-color: #ffffff;"><tr><td><img src="http://www.magatsu.net/maritaltest/wife.jpg" width="72"height="72"></td><td><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="+3">28</font></p><p style="text-align: center;">As a 1930s wife, I am<br/><strong><font size="+2">Poor</font></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><small><a href="http://www.magatsu.net/maritaltest/">Take the test!</a></small></p></td></tr></table></center> sh*t it didn't work Can mods delete this please? Obviously not :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted June 7, 2008 See how you would do as 1930s wife or husband 28 As a 1930s wife, I am Poor Take the test! Is that better? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 7, 2008 I didn't know they were overly liberal in the 1930s regards transexualism but apparently if you are willing to defend your ideas and religion you have spunk! 34 As a 1930s wife, I am also Poor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
