Paul Bearer 6,117 Posted April 6, 2009 Witchdoctor.... ....That doctor, over there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,117 Posted June 28, 2016 @ Maryportfuncity. Here it is. Last post date 2009. You have a good memory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,488 Posted June 28, 2016 I remembered this thread but thought it'd been posted in much more recently. Christ, where did the last 7 or so years go to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,661 Posted June 28, 2016 Holy shit - well, mebbe merge with Mugabe eh? It could be our little contribution to peace and understanding in Zimbabwe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted June 28, 2016 Holy shit - well, mebbe merge with Mugabe eh? It could be our little contribution to peace and understanding in Zimbabwe!I think separate threads are fine Besides has cancer now so he deserves his own thread. I don't know how bad it is but the fact that his health was declared bad enough to have his own thread isn't a good sign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,117 Posted June 28, 2016 Holy shit - well, mebbe merge with Mugabe eh? It could be our little contribution to peace and understanding in Zimbabwe! If it gets merged, the dates of the various posts will mingle wilt the Mugabe thread. Confusion all round. I'll keep it the way it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 29, 2016 I just like the fact he's 'a marked man' back in 2008. Eight years now. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted July 18, 2016 He says Mugabe is worse than cancer: https://www.dailynews.co.zw/articles/2016/07/18/my-cancer-better-than-mugabe-s-misrule And he also claims to be on the road to recovery after surgery - ready to challenge Mugabe in 2018. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,661 Posted July 18, 2016 He says Mugabe is worse than cancer: https://www.dailynews.co.zw/articles/2016/07/18/my-cancer-better-than-mugabe-s-misrule And he also claims to be on the road to recovery after surgery - ready to challenge Mugabe in 2018. Aw c'mon, this is begging a few bets on which one will see the other out 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted July 25, 2016 Why are you giving this guy oxygen, he does not even deserve his own thread. I'd merge him with Bernie Mac. This guys problem is that he cannot accept democracy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted December 17, 2016 He says he has beaten cancer: http://www.newsdzezimbabwe.co.uk/2016/12/i-have-beaten-cancer-tsvangirai.html Suspicious timing, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,661 Posted December 17, 2016 Why are you giving this guy oxygen, he does not even deserve his own thread. I'd merge him with Bernie Mac. This guys problem is that he cannot accept democracy. Robert man We're giving him oxygen because you're trying to stop him using it. You don't rule t'internet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted July 24, 2017 Inspite of the ongoing cancer treatment, he says he's fit enough to challenge Mugabe: http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/cancer-treatment-not-a-death-sentence-im-ready-for-2018-tsvangirai-20170723 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted July 28, 2017 On 7/24/2017 at 21:22, gcreptile said: Inspite of the ongoing cancer treatment, he says he's fit enough to challenge Mugabe: http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/cancer-treatment-not-a-death-sentence-im-ready-for-2018-tsvangirai-20170723 This guy thinks he is Bernie Mac, but has less soul 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, RobertMugabe said: This guy thinks he is Bernie Mac, but has less soul Odds on you bumping him off next year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted July 28, 2017 On an unrelated note whatever happened to Simba Makoni? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted September 16, 2017 Hospitalised after a sudden health downturn, but "he will be fine": https://www.businesslive.co.za/bd/world/africa/2017-09-16-zimbabwe-opposition-chief-morgan-tsvangirai-hospitalised-in-sa/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,661 Posted September 16, 2017 25 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Hospitalised after a sudden health downturn, but "he will be fine": https://www.businesslive.co.za/bd/world/africa/2017-09-16-zimbabwe-opposition-chief-morgan-tsvangirai-hospitalised-in-sa/ Doesn't sound good: "He was on oxygen and drip and had been vomiting heavily," the paper said in its report. Obviously, he'll leave those details off his Tinder profile. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,232 Posted October 11, 2017 Reportedly he’s seriously ill. A likely drop 40 candidate if he sees the year out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted October 14, 2017 On 10/11/2017 at 20:56, Joey Russ said: Reportedly he’s seriously ill. A likely drop 40 candidate if he sees the year out. Joey can you stop trolling and bringing old threads to the top. This is fine in African despots. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted October 14, 2017 On 10/11/2017 at 20:56, Joey Russ said: Reportedly he’s seriously ill. A likely drop 40 candidate if he sees the year out. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 12,000 Posted October 14, 2017 He is now back home, but many of his supportes believe he better retire from politics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,661 Posted October 14, 2017 3 hours ago, RobertMugabe said: Joey can you stop trolling and bringing old threads to the top. This is fine in African despots. You're finally losing it big-time RM The main thing keeping our Morgan from despotic rule is you! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted October 27, 2017 Airlifted to South Africa again: http://bulawayo24.com/index-id-news-sc-national-byo-120594.html My shortlist will soon need a new name... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,232 Posted October 27, 2017 Yep, he's probably going to be one of many who's on the shortlist but won't make the starting line... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites