time 8,616 Posted May 4, 2012 Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up. You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat. You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin. Actually............... A Jackbooted Vagina? Genius! Isn't 'jackbooted vagina' just an anatomically correct way of describing Nick Griffin'? It sure is, hence I ended the post with "Actually...." So you did. Sorry bout that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 5, 2012 Aye, no problems fella. My eyesight is going to shit too. See? Our mums were right, it DOES make you go blind!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted May 8, 2012 That nice lady who stood for Mayor of London is quite attractive, as is Priti Patel. Terrible, terrible woman though. Patel I mean. Out of the same mould as Thatcher, if that's at all possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 9, 2012 That nice lady who stood for Mayor of London is quite attractive, as is Priti Patel. Terrible, terrible woman though. Patel I mean. Out of the same mould as Thatcher, if that's at all possible. Out of a sense of curiosity and a need to know whether "Yes I would" or "No, I fuggin would'nt with your one" I sought to find out who exactly that nice lady was. First, I found this "Dear God!!!" I thought Then I searched again and......... bingo!!! Siobhan Benita. Quality totty or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 9, 2012 Sorry but she looks like a total fucking mad woman. You can see it in her eyes. She'd end up boiling your bunny. And then stabbing you in the face with a bread knife. All because you bought a cabbage instead of a cauliflower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 9, 2012 Sorry but she looks like a total fucking mad woman. You can see it in her eyes. She'd end up boiling your bunny. And then stabbing you in the face with a bread knife. All because you bought a cabbage instead of a cauliflower. Thats SO harsh!! Probably true tho!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted May 9, 2012 mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad . Luciana berger Yuri fujikawa has been called the worlds most beautiful politician Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 10, 2012 'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad' Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 10, 2012 'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad' Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Thats made me laugh me tits off!!!! An excellent start to annuver shit day. Thank you Lardy!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Droosy Posted May 10, 2012 How about Cristina Fernandez - the Queen of Botox?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted May 27, 2012 'mussolini's granddaughter isn't too bad' Yeh, if you want to go out with a carp. Well i would definitely date yuri fujikawa over her anyday , though maybe that wasn't the best pic to put up of mussolini's granddaughter. To be honest i actually think that was the best pic . lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted June 12, 2012 I can't say as how I have found any politicians to be sexy since Harry Truman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,983 Posted September 13, 2013 The new Prime Minister of Norway I bet she doesn't have any trouble getting Parliament to rise up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted September 13, 2013 The new Prime Minister of Norway I bet she doesn't have any trouble getting Parliament to rise up Maybe I'm being a bit shallow, but I wouldn't touch her with yours. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,616 Posted September 13, 2013 The new Prime Minister of Norway I bet she doesn't have any trouble getting Parliament to rise up Maybe I'm being a bit shallow, but I wouldn't touch her with yours. Has Gareth Bale seen this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardFeynman 16 Posted September 23, 2013 Yulia Tymoshenko because her hair kinda looks Star Wars-y. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
angryGreatness 96 Posted October 1, 2013 Rep. Kyrsten Sinema (D-Arizona) (Only openly bisexual member of Congress) Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) [The first Hindu ever elected to the US Congress) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,054 Posted June 14, 2019 2 hours ago, msc said: ... is quitting the contest, apparently. Might be good news for Rory "Willz Award Winner for Prisons Minister of the Century" Stewart... I'll admit it. I'd do Rory. Do him so hard. Been watching him for about a couple of years. Yeah. Oh....yeah. Not as hard as the fictional Rory from Who. But probably nearly. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,287 Posted June 14, 2019 My MP, Layla Moran (LD). Usually wears unflatteringly thick specs but is an attractive woman (and a good MP) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted June 17, 2019 On 14/06/2019 at 01:42, YoungWillz said: I'll admit it. I'd do Rory. Do him so hard. Been watching him for about a couple of years. Yeah. Oh....yeah. Not as hard as the fictional Rory from Who. But probably nearly. Why does that not surprise me. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diDiLarson 0 Posted June 20, 2019 In 2009, Daniels actively explored running for a U.S. Senate seat in her home state of Louisiana. It was an example of a political stunt morphing into an actual possibility, as Daniels showed voters she was an intelligent and serious campaigner with real policy ideas. Stormy claims to have had sex with President Donald Trump in his hotel room in 2006. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted June 21, 2019 I've always thought priti patel was sexy. Nice face with a naughty smile. Though she's as big as a house now and I'm not really into big bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted June 21, 2019 6 hours ago, the_engineer said: I've always thought priti patel was sexy. Nice face with a naughty smile. Though she's as big as a house now and I'm not really into big bitches. It's big WOMEN not bitches. I do utterly detest this modern day 'bitches and sluts' label that men, and I use that word in the weakest of terms, use when talking about women like they are bits of fuck meat. By all means lust but don't fucking talk about them as if they are somehow lesser than men. PS: Priti is pretty but wears that smug smile like a badge of honour. I still would though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
